How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[KeilorUnder9s]

Hardwick: "Taste's like everything else down at Punt Rd!"

Depends on which of the 10 cups you drink it from Bender some of them are getting a little old

 

[Bender_]

Depends on which of the 10 cups you drink it from Bender some of them are getting a little old

You couldn't drink Big Jack Darling's offerings, the things are harder than a diamond.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ummm Mr Darcy is his character name, I was merely talking about he's kick ass attitude, don't **** with me kinda looks whilst still being a gentlemen that all the 1800's ladies swoon over.

Yep. Sure you were.

Woosha: "As with all our players I've tucked into a jack crap a day since he arrived at the club. His stool revealed a lack of iron in his diet for which I've presecribed some medicine. I've also prescribed a masking agent as a precaution."

That's good pharmacy humour.

 

[Whatname]

Yes, I did see Darling shitting himself but no i didnt get to taste it as i was beaten to it by Masten.

 

[Bender_]

Yes, I did see Darling shitting himself but no i didnt get to taste it as i was beaten to it by Masten.

Awesome, awesome input.

Watch out for Big Jack, after his first derby our Doc will be pulling pieces of Docker's skull fragments and teeth outta his shoulders.

 

[GordonGecko]

Jack Darling cant kick, has a turning cricle which would make Ash Hansen blush and despite having a heart, simply does not have the ability to back it up.

16 clubs passed him up.

16. He, is, shit.

Another drafting blunder by the hapless eagle hierachy.

This piece of shit will fit in nicely with Ebert, Masten, Mcginnity, Selwood, Dalziell, Rosa, Priddis, shit I could just about spit out the whole team.

 

[pantskyle]

"We alway's finish each other's"

"Sandwiches"!!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

>

No.

However, maybe...

 

[pantskyle]

Jack Darling cant kick, has a turning cricle which would make Ash Hansen blush and despite having a heart, simply does not have the ability to back it up.

16 clubs passed him up.

16. He, is, shit.

Another drafting blunder by the hapless eagle hierachy.

This piece of shit will fit in nicely with Ebert, Masten, Mcginnity, Selwood, Dalziell, Rosa, Priddis, shit I could just about spit out the whole team.

How many player's on every list were passed up by 15/16 other clubs, pathetic dumb comment is dumb and pathetic.

 

[Bender_]

Jack Darling cant kick, has a turning cricle which would make Ash Hansen blush and despite having a heart, simply does not have the ability to back it up.

16 clubs passed him up.

16. He, is, shit.

Another drafting blunder by the hapless eagle hierachy.

This piece of shit will fit in nicely with Ebert, Masten, Mcginnity, Selwood, Dalziell, Rosa, Priddis, shit I could just about spit out the whole team.

But I heard from some credible sources that you swallow?

Your fear of Big JD has been duly noted. Don't blame you, the dark is afraid of him too.

 

[pantskyle]

^^^The boogeyman checks under he's bed for Jack Darling.

 

[GordonGecko]

He was on fire last year in the WAFL.

His lateral movement was a feature.

Will not play 50 AFL games. Macdougall had more talent.

 

[Bender_]

Harvey: "The flavour reminds me of the Fremantle Dockers history."

 

[Bender_]

He was on fire last year in the WAFL.

His lateral movement was a feature.

Will not play 50 AFL games. Macdougall had more talent.

If bleeting your ignorance helps you work through the paralysing fear you feel at the prospect of him lining up against the purple princesses then please, continue to vent.

 

[Jade's]

He was on fire last year in the WAFL.

His lateral movement was a feature.

Will not play 50 AFL games. Macdougall had more talent.

Will finish his career a better player than Mundy

 

[wambat]

Jack Darling cant kick, has a turning cricle which would make Ash Hansen blush and despite having a heart, simply does not have the ability to back it up.

16 clubs passed him up.

16. He, is, shit.

Another drafting blunder by the hapless eagle hierachy.

This piece of shit will fit in nicely with Ebert, Masten, Mcginnity, Selwood, Dalziell, Rosa, Priddis, shit I could just about spit out the whole team.

He is certainly no Adam Campbell , Ryan Murphy or Jock Anthony.

I'll give you credit you should be able to recognise a dud FF when you see one Pav4AAnus.

 

[Whatname]

Watch out for Big Jack, after his first derby our Doc will be pulling pieces of Docker's skull fragments and teeth outta his shoulders.

The only thing the doc will be taking out of Darling will be pieces of leftover glass from his skull.

 

[Bender_]

The only thing the doc will be taking out of Darling will be pieces of leftover glass from his skull.

Nah he intentionally left them in their for the derby for when he shoves his head through the Shockers sternums.

 

[Whatname]

Nah he intentionally left them in their for the derby for when he shoves his head through the Shockers sternums.

Unlike Darling our players are able to take evasive action when danger comes their way.

 

[Bender_]

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[Bender_]

Unlike Darling our players are able to take evasive action when danger comes their way.

True, your players have been evading success for over 15 years now...

 

[mouldy81]

Jack Darling cant kick, has a turning cricle which would make Ash Hansen blush and despite having a heart, simply does not have the ability to back it up.

16 clubs passed him up.

16. He, is, shit.

Another drafting blunder by the hapless eagle hierachy.

This piece of shit will fit in nicely with Ebert, Masten, Mcginnity, Selwood, Dalziell, Rosa, Priddis, shit I could just about spit out the whole team.

Whilst I can't disagree the Eagles have made some poor selection choices, I find it incredibly hard to pay attention to your statement since you support a team that has consistantly managed to trade away such players like Peter Bell, Adam Mcphee and Heath Black only to pick them up again well after their prime.

 

[dumb]

"pig's arse"

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Not common enough clown.

Again provide a source not just what you hear from your John's down alleyways.

Also, 2 GF wins with WCE and only 1 with your mob.

I saw the same interview. Was either TFS or AFL360. Apparently west coast "power brokers" had formulated a plan for Mick to return in 2012 but he rejected the idea. Little wonder really, his reputation could only suffer.

 

[Bender_]

"pig's arse"

Ratts thinks it taste like a pigs arse? Thats odd...