How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[Freomaniac]

Late in yesterday's game when it was all on the line of course he again made one of his signature bone-head mistakes. The man is just so reliable in failing under pressure.

Jack Darling did nothing in the 1st half vs the crows. LoL

 

[JoseMourinho]

Nice possie, Jack

 

[Freomaniac]

Sweet Jesus ,you poor soul

 

[Kram]

Jack Darling did nothing in the 1st half vs the crows. LoL

He's a dirty bludger!

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Seems like Jack doesn't give some of his shit away to coaches to taste anymore, he keeps it all to himself.

He's finally got his shit together.

 

[Freomaniac]

Seems like Jack doesn't give some of his s**t away to coaches to taste anymore, he keeps it all to himself.

He's finally got his s**t together.

4 disposals vs Port.

 

[Bender_]

All Australian
Premiership Player
All time second goal kicker for the Eagles

What a career. Genius drafting.

 

[BartBart]

All Australian
Premiership Player
All time second goal kicker for the Eagles

What a career. Genius drafting.

Didn't we tank to get him (ignoring that all existing clubs bar 1 had a chance to draft him)?

 

[NetworkNerd]

I guess the new Eagles coach will find out when he kicks 5 for Norf in their game next year

 

[FurTheWin]

Didn't we tank to get him (ignoring that all existing clubs bar 1 had a chance to draft him)?

You tanked to get everybody.

 

[Freomaniac]

Seems like Jack doesn't give some of his shit away to coaches to taste anymore, he keeps it all to himself.

He's finally got his shit together.

He wants to be traded to North Melbourne

 

[NetworkNerd]

He wants to be traded to North Melbourne

If Barrass also goes to Hawthorn, who will line up on the big fella next year?

Darling should kick 8

 

[frggr]

North are going to see him shirtless and go:

"Ah, is that a sheet of rubber on your chest?"

 

[springvale_mackers]

“Now fellas big Jack here’s played in two grand finals!”

Yeah worst on ground in one and nearly cost them in the flag in the other one!

 

[Purple Suit]

“Now fellas big Jack here’s played in two grand finals!”

Yeah worst on ground in one and nearly cost them in the flag in the other one!

They need to address him as a “Leon Davis Medalist” during trade week.

Let’s hope Dorodo gets wind of this deal and wants in.

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

Another recruiting masterstroke by yours truly.

What's Gary Rohan

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Gary Rohan

Age

33

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

up to?

 

[Stronzo]

Didn't we tank to get him (ignoring that all existing clubs bar 1 had a chance to draft him)?

You guys effectively draft tampered to get him.

But it was worth it for the lols, so I forgive you.

One last time:

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

You guys effectively draft tampered to get him.

But it was worth it for the lols, so I forgive you.

One last time:

When is the funny bit?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Jack will discover the VFL.

Will feature in the one season too many files.

 

[Stronzo]

When is the funny bit?

Yeah, WC supporters didn’t laugh at it much either.

Perhaps you have someone in common with them?