Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[DanWA]

Treacy locked in now to

Going with the theme of locking everyone else in so they can secure the lowballs on Cox, Darcy and Schultz

"Sorry we can only offer x amount since we tied it up everywhere else already"

 

[bh90210fan]

Treacy locked in now to

Going with the theme of locking everyone else in so they can secure the lowballs on Cox, Darcy and Schultz

"Sorry we can only offer x amount since we tied it up everywhere else already"

Looks like Cockburn have their sights set on mediocrity for the future.

 

[Freomaniac]

Your whole team has been fully fit for the whole season and you’ve tumbled down the ladder

Well most of the squad had been fully fit.

We have just been inconsistent

 

[JoseMourinho]

Bit surprised that Treacy was locked in. Amiss was a good lock in.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Looks like Cockburn have their sights set on mediocrity for the future.

Last Coast are going to need a telescope just to catch a glimpse of mediocrity on the horizon.

 

[bh90210fan]

Last Coast are going to need a telescope just to catch a glimpse of mediocrity on the horizon.

Don’t worry about us, we know how to build premiership winning lists. It’s in our DNA, some clubs are just born with it.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Don’t worry about us, we know how to build premiership winning lists. It’s in our DNA, some clubs are just born with it.

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If they were born with it why didn't they win the premiership in their first year?

Anyway, looks like the millenials in the group have decided to identify as something else now.

 

[DanWA]

Bit surprised that Treacy was locked in. Amiss was a good lock in.

Won't be able to afford a real KPF

Treacy is good depth

 

[NetworkNerd]

Needing to win to keep finals hopes alive














Getting done by Carltank.

 

[DanWA]

Longmanure is a man of records

Carlton's best first quarter against Cockburn since 2001

David Teague

David Teague

Age

43

Ht

186cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.2

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.4

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.0

1star

K

3.2

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.0

3star

had a perfect win loss record against Longmanure

 

[DanWA]

2 goals to half time at full strength

Longmanure footy

 

[DanWA]

2 goals going into the final quarter at full strength against 15th

Longmanure footy

How is your day MadMundy Freomaniac ?

 

[DanWA]

Another record for Cockburn and Longmanure

Club with the longest time between someone kicking 50+ goals

 

[DanWA]

Playing 15th at full strength at home

Now Cockburn becomes 14th

Top 4 promised

 

[Asapartyhat]

If Fremantle finish bottom six they can get a good draft pick .woooo good draft pick. Then it's flagmantle all the way in about five years.

 

[DanWA]

If Fremantle finish bottom six they can get a good draft pick .woooo good draft pick. Then it's flagmantle all the way in about five years.

They don't have a first rounder this year. They gave it up for their back up ruck Luke "No Action" Jackson

 

[bh90210fan]

What sort of cretin supports a team named after someone with a past as questionable as your regular iso ward guest at casuarina?

 

[JoseMourinho]

well, at least we're not west coast.

 

[DanWA]

well, at least we're not west coast.

Probably why no flags since 1995. Even Carlton has one.

GWS has already gone around Cockburn

 

[DanWA]

Good morning on this fine Monday Mesc King Huskii MadMundy Geoff Purple Suit Madas Freofalcon holy diver BringBackTheAnchor Reginald Perrin

How is Justin Longmanure, Luke "No Action" Jackson and the midget mids working out for you?

That promised top 4 is looking pretty secure from 14th

How much did you win betting against Cockburn Freomaniac ?

Lobb, Logue, Tucker and Cerra had wins against the purples. Lobb kicked a goal in both wins and Cerra got a goal and HTB on Little Andy and Walters. So so good.

Special mention - GAGF JoseMourinho

 

[bh90210fan]

Ya can’t get more Freo than throwing everything you’ve got into a couple of rucks only to watch them get touched up around stoppages against a side missing all of theirs

 

[bh90210fan]

well, at least we're not west coast.

 

[DanWA]

Ya can’t get more Freo than throwing everything you’ve got into a couple of rucks only to watch them get touched up around stoppages against a side missing all of theirs

Darcy hasn't been offered anything yet

They been too busy signing everyone else up to try get him to accept unders

Alex Pearce possibly the second shittest Cockburn captain behind Mundy had 2 marks and 6 disposals when the ball spent most of the time in his area

JOM has a 4 year deal. Let that sink in

 

[bh90210fan]

Darcy hasn't been offered anything yet

They been too busy signing everyone else up to try get him to accept unders

Alex Pearce possibly the second shittest Cockburn captain behind Mundy had 2 marks and 6 disposals when the ball spent most of the time in his area

JOM has a 4 year deal. Let that sink in

They’re also named after someone who’s the 1800’s version of George Pell, supported a coach who payed hush money for sexual harassment and have this creepy thing for a team mascot.



Let that sink in.

 

[DanWA]

They’re also named after someone who’s the 1800’s version of George Pell, supported a coach who payed hush money for sexual harassment and have this creepy thing for a team mascot.

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Let that sink in.

Lyon didn't pay nor cover it up. The club did

That mascot is up there with the anchor