Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Freomaniac]

I heard Cockburn had the best preseason of all time and were a team full of guns, don’t know how all this is happening.

I could say the same thing about the eagles. lol

Now tell me old flog, How many flags will the fremantle Mens and ladies sides will win in 171 years from now? lol

 

[Geoff]

I deleted some unnecessary and stupid reference to racism.
Flogs

Wow, DanWA making references to racism. Time to fess up Wambat, you’ve just about called Huskii everything known to mankind, JL disparaging reference to his surname, now a “Stupid Reference to Racism”. Feeling good about ya self there Dannie boy?


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[King Huskii]

Wow, DanWA making references to racism. Time to fess up Wambat, you’ve just about called Huskii everything known to mankind, JL disparaging reference to his surname, now a “Stupid Reference to Racism”. Feeling good about ya self there Dannie boy?


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[DanWA]

Natalie out for the season after signing a 2 year contract

Fat Sean un signed and out for rest of the season. Hopefully not another off season smashing whoppers with Nic Nat. He is arguably Cockburn's most important player since Luke "No Action" Jackson can't cover for him

Big trouble down at Cockburn with top 4 promised this year but sitting in 15th

 

[Freomaniac]

Natalie out for the season after signing a 2 year contract

Fat Sean un signed and out for rest of the season. Hopefully not another off season smashing whoppers with Nic Nat. He is arguably Cockburn's most important player since Luke "No Action" Jackson can't cover for him

Big trouble down at Cockburn with top 4 promised this year but sitting in 15th

you could be reported for injury trolling with this post. lol

 

[King Huskii]

Natalie out for the season after signing a 2 year contract

Fat Sean un signed and out for rest of the season. Hopefully not another off season smashing whoppers with Nic Nat. He is arguably Cockburn's most important player since Luke "No Action" Jackson can't cover for him

Big trouble down at Cockburn with top 4 promised this year but sitting in 15th

I thought you didn't injury troll you Muppet

Oh well your side isn't just injured they also 171

 

[DanWA]

you could be reported for injury trolling with this post. lol

Where is the injury troll?

 

[DanWA]

I thought you didn't injury troll you Muppet

Oh well your side isn't just injured they also 171

I don't injury troll

 

[DanWA]

I saw a Corns piece getting quoted in the Eagles thread

Is he quote worthy now? I thought him and Suma were taboo

Kane Cornes calls for Fremantle Dockers captain Alex Pearce

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to step down as captain

Could Pearce be the next failure captain? He has done a bit more than Mundy did in the record breaking 2016 season

Controversial AFL commentator Kane Cornes has called for Fremantle captain Alex Pearce

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to relinquish the captaincy, saying it was “a mistake” the Dockers need to rectify at season’s end.

But Cornes believes their ladder position doesn’t reflect the team, he thinks it flatters them.

With how bad Jackson turned out, Cockburn needs to get that Darcy signature ASAP or 2024 is not going to be pretty if you're relying on Jackson!

 

[DanWA]

Fremantle’s slow starts have plunged them into historic territory, with the Dockers now experiencing the equal-worst first-quarter run of any AFL club in almost three decades. Justin Longmuir

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’s side has won just two of their past 22 opening terms, on par with Brisbane (2017-18), the Western Bulldogs (2004-05), and Freo’s own 2001-02 team for the fewest in such a long span. You have to go all the way back to Sydney’s triple wooden spoon seasons of 1992, 1993 and 1994 – before the Dockers even entered the competition – for a 22-game span with fewer first-quarter victories.

Another feather in the cap for Peter Bellend and Justin Longmanure

 

[DanWA]

Justin Longmuir

Justin Longmuir

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is also starting to feel the heat, with veteran football writer Mark Robinson stating in Monday’s The Herald Sun former Richmond coach Damien Hardwick could easily replace him if he chose not to move to the Suns.

The end of Darcy’s season comes amid links to a new deal worth more than $1 million a season, as the Dockers try and stave off offers from rivals, including Geelong, who are understood to have tabled a huge offer.

Damn $2mil+ tied up between Darcy and Jackson

 

[King Huskii]

I don't injury troll

Yes you just did

 

[bzparkes]

Damn $2mil+ tied up between Darcy and Jackson

What have Geelong offered him, a fleet of pubs? Surely their cap is about to exploded?

Guess they heavily back end with half their team retiring soon.

 

[DanWA]

What have Geelong offered him, a fleet of pubs? Surely their cap is about to exploded?

Guess they heavily back end with half their team retiring soon.

ALLcock still offering out houses?

Maybe sweet Woodside gigs like Pav was getting (unless they go woke and drop Woodside)

 

[Geoff]

I don't injury troll

And you don’t make references to racism? Or do you? Ironic it was picked up by Wosh, Dinsdale sleeping at the wheel again. Stronzy might just be on the money.


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[DanWA]

Embrace the mediocrity

 

[DanWA]

King Huskii

Are you gracing us with your expert pre season reports for 2024 or was the trantrum the end of them?

 

[bh90210fan]

It’s great being in a 2 team town with such a basketcase as Cockburn. Even when we’re crap for a brief period you still get to laugh at them.

 

[DanWA]

It’s great being in a 2 team town with such a basketcase as Cockburn. Even when we’re crap for a brief period you still get to laugh at them.

Cockburn's ability to stuff it up really is amazing

They should be cashing in on our worst season

Instead in a promised top 4 season they are down the bottom with us and the 1st rounder is being sent off to Melbourne for their backup ruck that is no good in the ruck, forward or as a mid

 

[DanWA]

Matty Lloyd (Who could have been a Cockburn player) was also quoted on the Eagles thread



He has a point with this

 

[JoseMourinho]

There is never a dull moment with Fremantle. Whether we'll overplay the ball in our forward 50 and turn it over or snap and kick a unbelievable goal? You'll never know.

Matty Lloyd can't be any more wrong.

 

[JoseMourinho]

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Cockburn's ability to stuff it up really is amazing

They should be cashing in on our worst season

Instead in a promised top 4 season they are down the bottom with us and the 1st rounder is being sent off to Melbourne for their backup ruck that is no good in the ruck, forward or as a mid

Can't go after the low-hanging fruit all the time. The eagles being an absolute joke starts getting old.... especially when it has been going on fort he last 2 years.

 

[Freomaniac]

I thought you didn't injury troll you Muppet

Oh well your side isn't just injured they also 171

Mate... they got guys like Mcgovern and Darling and Gaff who are aged 30 or over on 2 or 3 year deals too.

Ironic that our Mate Danny gives us flak for handing Fyfe and Walters contracts until 2025. But I dont think Fyfe and Walters are on big money in 2024 or 2025.

Walters at least is decent and trying his guts out. Some of those old farts at west coast dont even care. They are paid $500-$600,000 a year for another 2 years.


I have said this many times.... The eagles have an ageing squad. We dockers fans saw it coming after our unfortnate drop in 2016.

Saying that, The Salary cap is what? $13,000,000? and yet the salary floor is 95 % or $12,350,000. thats $650,000 in wriggle room.

I have said this many times. Salary floor should be 90% or $11,700,000. thats $1.3 mil to move around.


If the salary floor was 90 percent, eagles wouldnt of been forced to keep most of their ageing players on huge money.

 

[Freomaniac]

Where is the injury troll?

Hold on....right here....

Natalie out for the season after signing a 2 year contract

Fat Sean un signed and out for rest of the season. Hopefully not another off season smashing whoppers with Nic Nat. He is arguably Cockburn's most important player since Luke "No Action" Jackson can't cover for him

Big trouble down at Cockburn with top 4 promised this year but sitting in 15th

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[bh90210fan]

Looks like NGA local Liam Henry wants out of Cockburn Detention

Failmantle fans, why do your players hate Cockburn so much?