Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[DanWA]

Our tackling today was fantastic most of the free kicks were well deserved

Our Disposals let us down
There was some serious ball butchering going on

No one started leaving till about 10 minutes to go
The ball butchering pissed a lot of people off including me but I didn’t leave
Was a reasonably enjoyable game mostly

I'm not saying all of them weren't there

But Cockburn is amazingly gifted compared to other clubs, especially in your forward line. Then somehow upset at umpiring?

Even the Port fans were onto it today

Bit hard to notice at the game to on the TV (didn't get offered a box so wasn't there today). People were leaving at the end of the 3rd and then throughought the 4th. Probably more noticeable to you right at the end

Totally agree about the ball butchering. Was bizarre. Little Andy and Serong are meant to be captain material and were probably the worst offenders

 

[Madas]

I'm not saying all of them weren't there

But Cockburn is amazingly gifted compared to other clubs, especially in your forward line. Then somehow upset at umpiring?

Even the Port fans were onto it today

Bit hard to notice at the game to on the TV (didn't get offered a box so wasn't there today). People were leaving at the end of the 3rd and then throughought the 4th. Probably more noticeable to you right at the end

Totally agree about the ball butchering. Was bizarre. Little Andy and Serong are meant to be captain material and were probably the worst offenders

How’s your board going with the news on Harley Reid ?

 

[bzparkes]

Well he’s got another couple of hundred point floggings to sit through

One down, one to go.

How'd Freo go this week?

 

[DanWA]

How’s your board going with the news on Harley Reid ?

Ask me in the food thread!

What are your thoughts on Darcy staying? No Action Jackson got toweled by a no name ruck today. Cheque book needs to come out to keep Fat Sean

Also Liam Henry, looks like a bust to me. What do you think of him?

 

[bzparkes]

7 finals wins out of 30 years isnt bad.

essendon haven won a final in 20 years lol

Aim higher please.

7 finals win in 30 years is pure trash, which is only eclipsed by Essendon being the joke of the AFL.

 

[Madas]

Ask me in the food thread!

What are your thoughts on Darcy staying? No Action Jackson got toweled by a no name ruck today. Cheque book needs to come out to keep Fat Sean

Also Liam Henry, looks like a bust to me. What do you think of him?

Why can’t you answer the question?

Oh wait
It’s probably because you spend all your time trolling Freo
You gonna be upset losing Harley and first round pick after 2 years of tanking ?
What a let down .

And for the record
I don’t think Darcy will leave and deserves $800k

Henry won’t be a big loss
Media will make a big deal out if it but if we get decent compo I couldn’t give a stuff
Don’t want people in my club who don’t want to be there

 

[Freomaniac]

How’s your board going with the news on Harley Reid ?

Like you, I am still dumbfounded the eagles won today.

Pick 1 was right there for the eagles. They just had to lose to dogs today and crows next week.

Ask me in the food thread!

What are your thoughts on Darcy staying? No Action Jackson got toweled by a no name ruck today. Cheque book needs to come out to keep Fat Sean

Also Liam Henry, looks like a bust to me. What do you think of him?

Stop fat Shaming Sean Darcy. We didn't fat shame nic Nat lol

 

[Freomaniac]

Aim higher please.

7 finals win in 30 years is pure trash, which is only eclipsed by Essendon being the joke of the AFL.

Hard to aim high of the club is poorly run, have bad luck and finishing on 9th because the 8th and 7th placed sides have an easier draw.

7 finals wins is pure trash? Richmond won only 2 finals from 1983-2012.

Actually, sun's have not won a final since they came to the AFL.

Blues look good but they have not won a final in 10 years.

Essendon hasn't won one in 18 years.

 

[BringBackTheAnchor]

Only 38k showed up for the last home game of the season and started leaving in the 3rd and emptied throughout the 4th quarter

Short memory dan? last week a wa side had about 30k+ fans leave prior to 3qt.

 

[DanWA]

Why can’t you answer the question?

Oh wait
It’s probably because you spend all your time trolling Freo
You gonna be upset losing Harley and first round pick after 2 years of tanking ?
What a let down .

And for the record
I don’t think Darcy will leave and deserves $800k

Henry won’t be a big loss
Media will make a big deal out if it but if we get decent compo I couldn’t give a stuff
Don’t want people in my club who don’t want to be there

I will answer it again in the correct thread

+1 for Darcy staying, you're ****ed if you need to rely on No Action Jackson. Pay the man

Does Henry not want to be there though? Colin Young is his manager after all. Think he is just trying to get a better deal out of Cockburn

 

[DanWA]

Short memory dan? last week a wa side had about 30k+ fans leave prior to 3qt.

It is pretty bad for both w.a clubs actually

Very noticeable especially on TV

 

[DanWA]

Hard to aim high of the club is poorly run, have bad luck and finishing on 9th because the 8th and 7th placed sides have an easier draw.

7 finals wins is pure trash? Richmond won only 2 finals from 1983-2012.

Actually, sun's have not won a final since they came to the AFL.

Blues look good but they have not won a final in 10 years.

Essendon hasn't won one in 18 years.

And Jack Darling has won more finals than Cockburn's entire existence

 

[bzparkes]

Hard to aim high of the club is poorly run, have bad luck and finishing on 9th because the 8th and 7th placed sides have an easier draw.

7 finals wins is pure trash? Richmond won only 2 finals from 1983-2012.

Actually, sun's have not won a final since they came to the AFL.

Blues look good but they have not won a final in 10 years.

Essendon hasn't won one in 18 years.

Yes but you're quoting trash sides and saying that your record isn't so bad because they were worse.

You should be demanding excellence from your club, not be comfortable with mediocrity.

 

[Madas]

Yes but you're quoting trash sides and saying that your record isn't so bad because they were worse.

You should be demanding excellence from your club, not be comfortable with mediocrity.

Like you lot have for the last few years?
Laughable
Walk the talk

 

[DanWA]

Like you lot have for the last few years?
Laughable
Walk the talk

When is Cockburn going to walk the talk?

We're regular premiership winners

All 3 of our wins this year are against teams that beat Cockburn

Cockburn is in a promised top 4 season and sitting in 14th on percentage

Concerning stuff

 

[Freomaniac]

Yes but you're quoting trash sides and saying that your record isn't so bad because they were worse.

You should be demanding excellence from your club, not be comfortable with mediocrity.

See this is the problem with you. The issue is you follow west coast. You have had that 1990s run of 2 flags from 3 grand finals and 10 years of finals in the 1990s.

Eagles have never had a massive down period.... Until now.

GWS came in 2012. So what Freo achieved in that 10 year period from 2012-21 was on par. We made finals 4 times out of 10 and a grand final in 2013.

I told you before.... Wait when Tassie and a 20th team comes in.

Then we do the results after 20 years.

If your team wins a flag from 2 grand finals then makes finals 8 times out of the next 20 seasons, you are not ever achieving or under achieving you are on par right in the middle.

 

[bzparkes]

See this is the problem with you. The issue is you follow west coast. You have had that 1990s run of 2 flags from 3 grand finals and 19 years of finals in the 1990s.

Eagles have never had a massive down period.... Until now.

GWS came in 2012. So what Freo achieved in that 10 year period from 2012-21 was on par. We made finals 4 times out of 10 and a grand final in 2013.

I told you before.... Wait when Tassie and a 20th team comes in.

Then we do the results after 20 years.

If your team wins a flag from 2 grand finals then makes finals 8 times out of the next 20 seasons, you are not ever achieving or under achieving you are on par right in the middle.

You don't want to be 'par', you want to be the best.

Settle for more than average

 

[Freomaniac]

I'm not saying all of them weren't there

But Cockburn is amazingly gifted compared to other clubs, especially in your forward line. Then somehow upset at umpiring?

Even the Port fans were onto it today

Bit hard to notice at the game to on the TV (didn't get offered a box so wasn't there today). People were leaving at the end of the 3rd and then throughought the 4th. Probably more noticeable to you right at the end

Totally agree about the ball butchering. Was bizarre. Little Andy and Serong are meant to be captain material and were probably the worst offenders

Well at least our captain is fit. Hows your last 2 captain's going? Both are retiring next week

 

[DanWA]

Well at least our captain is fit. Hows your last 2 captain's going? Both are retiring next week

I wouldn't be throwing shade with who you have as a captain.

Our last captain won a flag and our current captain won a flag and the norm smith

Alex Pearce has been a tad better than your worst ever captain though (David Mundy)

 

[Freomaniac]

You don't want to be 'par', you want to be the best.

Settle for more than average

I guess you didn't listen.... I have no issues in Freo winning a flag every 20 years

 

[DanWA]

See this is the problem with you. The issue is you follow west coast. You have had that 1990s run of 2 flags from 3 grand finals and 19 years of finals in the 1990s.

Eagles have never had a massive down period.... Until now.

GWS came in 2012. So what Freo achieved in that 10 year period from 2012-21 was on par. We made finals 4 times out of 10 and a grand final in 2013.

I told you before.... Wait when Tassie and a 20th team comes in.

Then we do the results after 20 years.

If your team wins a flag from 2 grand finals then makes finals 8 times out of the next 20 seasons, you are not ever achieving or under achieving you are on par right in the middle.

It is going to be looking pretty bad for Cockburn when Tassie comes in

You'll be looking to rebuild again and they will most likely see success pretty early on. Lots of talent in Tassie

A 3rd W.A team would be great to measure against

 

[bzparkes]

I guess you didn't listen.... I have no issues in Freo winning a flag every 20 years

You should want them to win one every decade.

At least

 

[DanWA]

Freomaniac Since Cockburn come in into a Carlton asterisk flag year at what point did you jump over to Cockburn?

Was there a breaking point?

 

[Freomaniac]

I wouldn't be throwing shade with who you have as a captain.

Our last captain won a flag and our current captain won a flag and the norm smith

Alex Pearce has been a tad better than your worst ever captain though (David Mundy)

Horrible Comparison.

David Mundy wasnt a bad captain in 2016. The majoirty of the side was when we were 0-10 and crippled with injury.

That would be me Telling you that Darren Glass was a crap captain in 2008-10 because the eagles got 4 wins in 2008, 8 wins in 2009 and 4 wins in 2010.

 

[DanWA]

Horrible Comparison.

David Mundy wasnt a bad captain in 2016. The majoirty of the side was when we were 0-10 and crippled with injury.

That would be me Telling you that Darren Glass was a crap captain in 2008-10 because the eagles got 4 wins in 2008, 8 wins in 2009 and 4 wins in 2010.

Wasn't a bad captain? 4 wins after finishing top of the ladder is pretty damn bad