Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Freomaniac]

Looks like Dan’s taken his bat and ball, here I was thinking he must of fallen off a roof while doing a Jim’s install. Bev’s doing time, Dan’s out on parole and not one mention of mashers. Strange people these budgie supporters.


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Well good to see Dan out and about.

I don't hate the blue and yellow budgie smugglers lol

But these days... I am not surprised your average eagles fan family portrait is a courtroom sketch LoL

 

[Geoff]

Well good to see Dan out and about.

I don't hate the blue and yellow budgie smugglers lol

But these days... I am not surprised your average eagles fan family portrait is a courtroom sketch LoL

Yep, The Chooks are the Trump Corp of the AFL, Nizzie the Donald, Dan the Eric and Beverley the Melania.


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[DanWA]

Looks like Dan’s taken his bat and ball, here I was thinking he must of fallen off a roof while doing a Jim’s install. Bev’s doing time, Dan’s out on parole and not one mention of mashers. Strange people these budgie supporters.


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I was not mashed on this time for the record. You can thank Stronzy for the hookup

The best thing for me is to watch the bay die further and wait until the 2025 season when the mods are no longer triggered because of excessive Cockburn whinging. They don't get paid as far as i know so it is a massive burden dealing with masses of Cockburn posters who have the IQ of a preschooler

Longmanure is destined to bring more comedy gold with his lack of plan b while Bellend calls the shots

For any neutrals left that aren't just jealous of the Eagles success as a top 5 successful club in AFL history you should stop by the Cockburn board where there is no genuine posters left. It is great for a laugh any day of the week

Bring on 2025 when this gets the certified legendary tag

 

[WA ROO]

Who let Wambat back?

 

[Geoff]

I was not mashed on this time for the record. You can thank Stronzy for the hookup

The best thing for me is to watch the bay die further and wait until the 2025 season when the mods are no longer triggered because of excessive Cockburn whinging. They don't get paid as far as i know so it is a massive burden dealing with masses of Cockburn posters who have the IQ of a preschooler

Longmanure is destined to bring more comedy gold with his lack of plan b while Bellend calls the shots

For any neutrals left that aren't just jealous of the Eagles success as a top 5 successful club in AFL history you should stop by the Cockburn board where there is no genuine posters left. It is great for a laugh any day of the week

Bring on 2025 when this gets the certified legendary tag

Time for the Mods to lock it and heave it in the toilet we’re it belongs. If the OP can’t be bothered it’s hardly legendary.


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[DanWA]

Time for the Mods to lock it and heave it in the toilet we’re it belongs. If the OP can’t be bothered it’s hardly legendary.


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There is no need to lock it. I can be bothered, just on the receiving end of Stronzy hookups currently. Longmanure is still the fraud that is not going to produce the promised flag by 2025.

Very few of you have any faith in him and the club

Get ready for another off season of players leaving and no draft picks

Currently 14th in a season with top 4 promised and probably a dream season of player availability

The soufs stain runs deep even through the bitterly jealous supporters

 

[Freomaniac]

There is no need to lock it. I can be bothered, just on the receiving end of Stronzy hookups currently. Longmanure is still the fraud that is not going to produce the promised flag by 2025.

Very few of you have any faith in him and the club

Get ready for another off season of players leaving and no draft picks

Currently 14th in a season with top 4 promised and probably a dream season of player availability

The soufs stain runs deep even through the bitterly jealous supporters

To be honest I didn't predict top 4 like some Freo fans did.

I did predict middle of the road.

Anywhere between 5th to 14th.

But specifically 7th to 10th.

 

[Geoff]

There is no need to lock it. I can be bothered, just on the receiving end of Stronzy hookups currently. Longmanure is still the fraud that is not going to produce the promised flag by 2025.

Very few of you have any faith in him and the club

Get ready for another off season of players leaving and no draft picks

Currently 14th in a season with top 4 promised and probably a dream season of player availability

The soufs stain runs deep even through the bitterly jealous supporters

So in summary, you want to duck off into the wilderness for a couple of years then turn up to say I told you so, riveting. Send it to the crappa.


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[DanWA]

So in summary, you want to duck off into the wilderness for a couple of years then turn up to say I told you so, riveting. Send it to the crappa.


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You've been desperate since day 1 for this thread to be closed because you have zero faith in your club and Longmanure to deliver the promised flag

Taking a backward step is not going into hiding

Going into hiding is what Cockburn fans do. They can't handle being 14th in a promised top 4 season with one of the best player availability in the comp

 

[DanWA]

To be honest I didn't predict top 4 like some Freo fans did.

I did predict middle of the road.

Anywhere between 5th to 14th.

But specifically 7th to 10th.

It doesn't matter what you predicted

The club come out and promised multiple top 4 finishes and a flag by end of 2025 for men and womens teams

Also crazy membership and fan attendance which is still no where near the being a reality with 2 seasons to go on the promise

Aiming for middle of the road is the exact acceptance of mediocrity that had lead your club to have no premierships and be the 2nd most unsuccessful club in the comp

 

[TazHawk15]

Wambat be mad.

 

[Freomaniac]

You've been desperate since day 1 for this thread to be closed because you have zero faith in your club and Longmanure to deliver the promised flag

Taking a backward step is not going into hiding

Going into hiding is what Cockburn fans do. They can't handle being 14th in a promised top 4 season with one of the best player availability in the comp

Well despite the drop this season, you know there's a chance Freo can bounce back up into finals again in 2024.

 

[AvantGardener]

I've been told Amiss is better than Curnow and McKay.

I've been told it doesn't matter that Cerra and Acres have been lost.

I've been told that Motlop wouldn't get a game.

So I am at a loss as to why Freo are ****ing shit and Blues are playing finals?

Can anybody shed any light? Are the supporters full of shit or is the coach on sac watch?

 

[DanWA]

I've been told Amiss is better than Curnow and McKay.

I've been told it doesn't matter that Cerra and Acres have been lost.

I've been told that Motlop wouldn't get a game.

So I am at a loss as to why Freo are ******* s**t and Blues are playing finals?

Can anybody shed any light? Are the supporters full of s**t or is the coach on sac watch?

Majority of Cockburn fans have no ****ing idea about footy

Their club is even worse

Their coach was a shit player and even a shitter coach

Hope this helps

 

[Geoff]

Majority of Cockburn fans have no ******* idea about footy

Their club is even worse

Their coach was a s**t player and even a shitter coach

Hope this helps

I thought you were heading out the door?


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[Freomaniac]

I thought you were heading out the door?


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this is DanWA we are talking here.

Dan is a resilient and stubborn prick.

Dans hatred of he dockers is the only thing Dan lives for lol

 

[Freomaniac]

I've been told Amiss is better than Curnow and McKay.

I've been told it doesn't matter that Cerra and Acres have been lost.

I've been told that Motlop wouldn't get a game.

So I am at a loss as to why Freo are ******* s**t and Blues are playing finals?

Can anybody shed any light? Are the supporters full of s**t or is the coach on sac watch?

A humble Carltonistan supporter. Glad you are up and about. lol

 

[DanWA]

this is DanWA we are talking here.

Dan is a resilient and stubborn prick.

Dans hatred of he dockers is the only thing Dan lives for lol

I dont hate Cockburn

I hate the supporters

The sad part is how much of a disgrace they have been in the AFL. Being the 2nd most unsuccessful club in the comp and still have supporters talking big is comedy gold

Also sitting in 14th in a promised top 4 season

 

[DanWA]

A humble Carltonistan supporter. Glad you are up and about. lol

At least Carlton has a flag since Cockburn has been in the comp

 

[Demons09]

I thought you were heading out the door?


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Well he’s got another couple of hundred point floggings to sit through and a rising star who couldn’t hit the side of a barn.

 

[Freomaniac]

At least Carlton has a flag since Cockburn has been in the comp

And was the Carltonistan flag a clean flag? LoL

Or was it as clean as the eagles 2006 and 2018 flags? LoL

 

[Freomaniac]

Wambat be mad.

I like wambat LoL

 

[Freomaniac]

I dont hate Cockburn

I hate the supporters

The sad part is how much of a disgrace they have been in the AFL. Being the 2nd most unsuccessful club in the comp and still have supporters talking big is comedy gold

Also sitting in 14th in a promised top 4 season

Good

I am glad you don't hate the dockers.

Well.... As a Freo supporter, finals success is few and far between.

Yes jack Darling has won more finals than the dockers. He has 8 finals wins. Dockers have 7 as Beverly has said.

Those 7 finals so Stand out in that 20 year period from 2006-22.

Saying that with 18, soon to be 20 sides.

I am waiting for 2023 to end then 2024 as well. It could Be 8 years of finals out of 30.

Then from 2025 onwards, we focus on the next 20-30 years.

 

[AvantGardener]

Good

I am glad you don't hate the dockers.

Well.... As a Freo supporter, finals success is few and far between.

Yes jack Darling has won more finals than the dockers. He has 8 finals wins. Dockers have 7 as Beverly has said.

Those 7 finals so Stand out in that 20 year period from 2006-22.

Saying that with 18, soon to be 20 sides.

I am waiting for 2023 to end then 2024 as well. It could Be 8 years of finals out of 30.

Then from 2025 onwards, we focus on the next 20-30 years.

In 2055 you'll still be on 0 flags

 

[DanWA]

Good

I am glad you don't hate the dockers.

Well.... As a Freo supporter, finals success is few and far between.

Yes jack Darling has won more finals than the dockers. He has 8 finals wins. Dockers have 7 as Beverly has said.

Those 7 finals so Stand out in that 20 year period from 2006-22.

Saying that with 18, soon to be 20 sides.

I am waiting for 2023 to end then 2024 as well. It could Be 8 years of finals out of 30.

Then from 2025 onwards, we focus on the next 20-30 years.

Thank you for reminding everyone that Jack Darling has more finals wins than Cockburn's entire history

How do you feel about this Purple Suit ?