Poo Mega Thread I am applying to become a mod!

[Jazny]

Guys please consider me as a mod. This is what I will do when Chief gives me mod powers.

1. I have an excellent history of seeing terrible posts that break the rules of bigfooty and reporting them to the mods. If I had mod powers, this site would be a lot more safe for everyone because I would immediately remove or sensor them.
2. I will allow all the posters who are currently soft banned from posting in the bay to come back unless they are banned for really bad offenses. I WILL REVIEW ALL CURRENT BAY BANS!
3. I will allow pictures of the queen to be posted on bay 13.
4. I will actually run a FOTY thread and a POTY thread.
5. I will never use my mod powers to thread ban, change someone else's post (unless it breaks the rules and needs to be censored), or abuse my powers because a poster has completely embarrassed me over and over again.
6. I will remove all Zackah's mod powers.
7. I just need another point here because I dont like to end lists on a bad number, and 7 is a good number but the one before it isnt.
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8. I'm an attention whoring flog and crave more attention from anonymous flogs on the internet because my dad hates me
9. Bryce Gibbs is ugly like the movie Titanic.
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Thanks guys I look forward to becoming a mod

 

[frggr]

You've got my vote (if you ban zackah)

 

[Super Dusty]

Guys please consider me as a mod. This is what I will do when Chief gives me mod powers.

1. I have an excellent history of seeing terrible posts that break the rules of bigfooty and reporting them to the mods. If I had mod powers, this site would be a lot more safe for everyone because I would immediately remove or sensor them.
2. I will allow all the posters who are currently soft banned from posting in the bay to come back unless they are banned for really bad offenses. I WILL REVIEW ALL CURRENT BAY BANS!
3. I will allow pictures of the queen to be posted on bay 13.
4. I will actually run a FOTY thread and a POTY thread.
5. I will never use my mod powers to thread ban, change someone else's post (unless it breaks the rules and needs to be censored), or abuse my powers because a poster has completely embarrassed me over and over again.
6. I will remove all Zackah's mod powers.
7. I just need another point here because I dont like to end lists on a bad number, and 7 is a good number but the one before it isnt.

Thanks guys I look forward to becoming a mod

 

[brett15]

1. I have an excellent history...

stopped reading after this but it sounded ok until then

 

[Super Dusty]

You've got my vote (if you ban zackah)

That's a very banz worthy comment there zackah now sick him!

 

[STPer18]

As a fellow top tier poster you have my full support.

 

[frggr]

As a fellow top tier poster you have my full support.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

You present an excellent case Jazny , I hope your mod application is successful.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

7. Bring back Squib of the week

 

[Plugger35]

You probably have a better chance of becoming a mod than Duritz but that's not saying much.

 

[Lethality]

You got my vote. But I would like to see the current mods banned as well as sacked.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Important policy question for Jazny:

If you find yourself winning a poll you don't wish to win, would you remove yourself from the poll like a little bitch and prevent anyone from re-adding you?

 

[craffles]

I don't know. I am on the fence. What's in it for me?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^Feminist cred

 

[DanWA]

^Feminist cred

jazny is a dude

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Because she declined your PM asking for n00dz?

 

[Super Dusty]

As a fellow top tier poster you have my full support.

 

[FurTheWin]

Yeah I dunno, Jaz
Are you sure you're cut out for the Mod Lyfe?
Do you proudly identify as a pansexual infant in Queensland?
Do you have a beer dungeon?

We don't want the kind of Mod who would just try to shut everyone down if they were having a bad day

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

bontshow for Mod!

 

[zackah]

I'll be sure to see that Chief treats your application with the highest of priorities

 

[Stronzo]

Delete the off topic board.

 

[Spongebob]

Jazzy just wants one of the mod scooters Chief, he of unmatched wisdom provides.

 

[Stronzo]

Jazzy just wants one of the mod scooters Chief, he of unmatched wisdom provides.

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[HairyO]

Guys please consider me as a mod. This is what I will do when Chief gives me mod powers.

1. I have an excellent history of seeing terrible posts that break the rules of bigfooty and reporting them to the mods. If I had mod powers, this site would be a lot more safe for everyone because I would immediately remove or sensor them.
2. I will allow all the posters who are currently soft banned from posting in the bay to come back unless they are banned for really bad offenses. I WILL REVIEW ALL CURRENT BAY BANS!
3. I will allow pictures of the queen to be posted on bay 13.
4. I will actually run a FOTY thread and a POTY thread.
5. I will never use my mod powers to thread ban, change someone else's post (unless it breaks the rules and needs to be censored), or abuse my powers because a poster has completely embarrassed me over and over again.
6. I will remove all Zackah's mod powers.
7. I just need another point here because I dont like to end lists on a bad number, and 7 is a good number but the one before it isnt.
8. I'm an attention whoring flog and crave more attention from anonymous flogs on the internet because my dad hates me

Thanks guys I look forward to becoming a mod

Most important is political affiliation and how often you post on Twitter.

Also, you should make sure when you remove posts or modify posts you dont let the poster know if was you. Because then you may face some welcome feedback on your floggery.

But really. Switch back to Carlton and send Chief nudes.

 

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2. I WILL REVIEW ALL CURRENT BAY BANS!
3. I will allow pictures of the queen to be posted on bay 13.
6. I will remove all Zackah's mod powers.