Poo Mega Thread I am applying to become a mod!

[hufus]

I've never clicked like so fast in my life. Finally, someone who'll do something about the scourge of NTTAWWT posts where there's a clear inference that TISWWT.

 

[bontshow]

bontshow for Mod!

This needs to read Sack Fyfie, I'll never get in while he's around

 

[Jazny]

Guys I forgot to mention when I am made a mod I will also allow criticism of my job as a mod to be allowed if I am doing things... for example... not removing posts that break bigfooty rules, not doing a FOTY thread, abusing my mod powers to change results that I dont like, or threadbanning people for no reason. Stuff like that you can criticise me for if I ever do those things

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I vote yes .

 

[Freomaniac]

Super Cena

 

[Stronzo]

I think the only reason im not already a mod is because the mods dont want to reveal all the embarrassing discussions they have had about me in the past completely obsessing over me. Am I right, Stronzo?

Your name never came up. That was a while ago though.

And you’re still special.

 

[Dinsdale]

The mod’s run these threads like something out of an Orwell novel

Half of all the comments I make, end up getting deleted without reason ... don’t be apart of the gestapo bro ... don’t end up another clenched fisted, snowflake a-hole.

who are you to call me a snowflake?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

make me a mod before jazny for the lulz.

What could possibly go wrong

For a start the flaky Bigfooty servers wouldn't be able to cope with the thousands of new users who join just to watch the craffles and Jazny MOD FIGHT!

 

[Iskender Time]

Make the Bay Shit Again.

 

[Starburns_]

Cant be any worse.

Glad you endorse this. We have decided that as a fellow Essendon flog, zackah will show him the ropes. :rainvow:

I thought you weren't allowed to make threads about Bay members? Surely that includes yourself

Good point. Zackah, prepare the banzhammer.

 

[Jazny]

I thought you weren't allowed to make threads about Bay members? Surely that includes yourself

Good point. Zackah, prepare the banzhammer.

"Rule 3
Do not start threads about other posters as these invariably end up turning ugly and create more work for us. Only threads sanctioned by the Mods like The Hall of Fame or MVP type threads are the exception where debate about each other are tolerated.. "

Oh dear... as a mod I will also dedicate myself to knowing the rules of Bay 13 so I can apply them correctly

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Jazny as Bay Mod would work out as well as Caitlyn Jenner has been as a spokesperson for Trans Gender Rights !

 

[Super Dusty]

Jazny as Bay Mod would work out as well as Caitlyn Jenner has been as a spokesperson for Trans Gender Rights !

You ladyboy racist!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You ladyboy racist!

Got nothing against Trans Folks at all, just Jenner who is not an Ally of their community at all a Pro Trump nut, and once ran down and killed an old woman in New York as Bruce.

You see where I'm going with this ?

 

[justlookingaround]

You got my vote. But I would like to see the current mods banned as well as sacked.

I don't read the bay but I wholeheartedly agree because I am a bolshevik

 

[Jazny]

Jazny as Bay Mod would work out as well as Caitlyn Jenner has been as a spokesperson for Trans Gender Rights !

Are you saying I am privileged and a late-commer to the bay who doesnt understand the culture and difficulties of the people I am speaking for? I will have you know that I am extremely underprivileged having lived most of my life in a trapped in small bedroom connected to an attic in our family's estate!! Our grandma told us we have to stay here because we are elves and humans cant see us or they will persecute us for no reason!! Especially our step-grandfather who we are told is an orc... My only friend outside the family is STPer18 who lives in the space between our walls... I know a lot about this difficulties of Bay users who also spend most of their lives in basements or permanently drunk or whatever weird socially isolated things you guys do! I think I am in an excellent position to be a spokesperson on behalf of the Bay!

 

[Dinsdale]

Are you saying I am privileged and a late-commer to the bay who doesnt understand the culture and difficulties of the people I am speaking for? I will have you know that I am extremely underprivileged having lived most of my life in a trapped in small bedroom connected to an attic in our family's estate!! Our grandma told us we have to stay here because we are elves and humans cant see us or they will persecute us for no reason!! Especially our step-grandfather who we are told is an orc... My only friend outside the family is STPer18 who lives in the space between our walls... I know a lot about this difficulties of Bay users who also spend most of their lives in basements or permanently drunk or whatever weird socially isolated things you guys do! I think I am in an excellent position to be a spokesperson on behalf of the Bay!

stoned already?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Jazny as Bay Mod would work out as well as Caitlyn Jenner has been as a spokesperson for Trans Gender Rights !

Or to translate that into footy terminology, as well as David Teague has been as a coach for Carlton

Are you saying I am privileged and a late-commer to the bay who doesnt understand the culture and difficulties of the people I am speaking for? I will have you know that I am extremely underprivileged having lived most of my life in a trapped in small bedroom connected to an attic in our family's estate!! Our grandma told us we have to stay here because we are elves and humans cant see us or they will persecute us for no reason!! Especially our step-grandfather who we are told is an orc... My only friend outside the family is STPer18 who lives in the space between our walls...

Isn't this the plot from True Detective season 3?

 

[William Wonka]

bontshow for Mod!

This is the ticket you need to be on Jazny

 

[chelseacarlton]

I support you Jaz.
And you know I can help with giving anyone you dislike AIDS, we could really make a fun team and shake the place up a bit!
P.S do you still love Bryce as much as I miss seeing him in Blue?

 

[zackah]

P.S do you still love Bryce as much as I miss seeing him in Blue?

Apparently not

9. Bryce Gibbs is ugly like the movie Titanic.

 

[leobarryustar]

Since you are a very new poster who has never ever posted on this forum until very recently I will refer you to this thread

It feels extremely good to be officially THE most loyal supporter on bigfooty and to have never turncoated on my beloved players.

IMPORT THREAD: Jazny's real favourite team revealed inside! Not a troll!!!!

OK guys it is time to address something that always gets brought up And now that Chief and other horrible admins have decided to discriminate against team fluid people and remove my right to switch teams as I feel :thumbsdown:, I think I need to tell you all who I really go for in the AFL. I...

www.bigfooty.com

Lol you go for Carlton?

 

[chelseacarlton]

Apparently not

You know me m8, I don’t read a lot of what I reply to, it makes for more interesting interactions before a tear their hearts out and eat them as they take their last breath.
I haven’t been in the bay much of late, but I pop in occasionally and this thread caught eye.

 

[Dinsdale]

You know me m8, I don’t read a lot of what I reply to, it makes for more interesting interactions before a tear their hearts out and eat them as they take their last breath.
I haven’t been in the bay much of late, but I pop in occasionally and this thread caught eye.

I can summaries it for you: "the Bay is a idiot"

Sent by shoe phone via Tapatoe

 

[Jazny]

You know me m8, I don’t read a lot of what I reply to, it makes for more interesting interactions before a tear their hearts out and eat them as they take their last breath.
I haven’t been in the bay much of late, but I pop in occasionally and this thread caught eye.

Zackah and the mods edited those points in there in a failed attempt to be funny.