Media I am the League (And Gumbies Captain Season 26)

[StFly]

tbf, how is that any different from your captain?

Kinda what PM's are for, you'll note the gradual shift in public face despite 4 of us at the time and which continues all being in cahoots.

You'll also note in my last stint as captain I called an AGM of the club to field best practices going forward to both identify future captains and strengthen the base to challenge expectation in club and in league, so not a Tom Jones song.

Does that matter.

Yes.

And I'l be hurling that ring into the sun to ensure it is good and proper purged by fire, so you best retreive that hat.

 

[BRAB]

Kinda what PM's are for, you'll note the gradual shift in public face despite 4 of us at the time and which continues all being in cahoots.

You'll also note in my last stint as captain I called an AGM of the club to field best practices going forward to both identify future captains and strengthen the base to challenge expectation in club and in league, so not a Tom Jones song.



Yes.

And I'l be hurling that ring into the sun to ensure it is good and proper purged by fire, so you best retreive that hat.

I am an extremely active poster, I bring relevance to the club, I am leadership material.

This is a match made in heaven.

You have 20 minutes to accept

 

[Freofalcon]

 

[sausageroll]

Let Me Paint You All a Picture.

Season whatever, 23 I think, 24 maybe. I post up a storm, become a top 5 poster and am top of the Earth.

Or so I thought.

I was brutally, and personally attacked by the entire league day after day for my moral crusades. This was pure, unfiltered jealously.

The truth is you need me, you feed off me.

I am literally the league. Sorry to say it?

Want me to prove it? Fine Sweetie's.

Despite not posting that much this season, I was tagged multiple times in threads completely unrelated to me, several times a day, for the entire season.

You can all pretend you hate me, but the stark, cold hard truth is that you all ******* need me more than I need you. You thrive on being around a poster as witty, as edgy and as clever as me. I am the league.

Let's prove it sweeties.

This was but a SMALL SAMPLE of the HUNDREDS of posts about me this season.

NOTE THAT I HAVE BEEN ABSENT ALL SEASON.

You all said that I was a shit person, a shit bloke, an indictment on the SFA, an embarrassment, a shit bloke, a good bloke, a shit person.


All wrong.

You all pretend to hate me but deep down you ******* Love me. I am literally the biggest thing the league has ever seen and I'm putting in 10% effort.

Next season I'm going up to 100%

AS SUCH, I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING MY HAT IN THE RING FOR CAPTAINCY OF THE GUMBIES.​

I am the smartest, most relevant poster in the league. I have participated in 2 leaderships and only destroyed one club, that's a strike rate of 50%.

I understand a normal distribution.

I can submit a team sheet.

I can recruit players. I prepared an entire expansion team in mere months.

Your call GUMBIES. I can save you from death.

#BRABIN26​

I wasn't pretending to hate you. I was trying to get you signed back at the Demons. Screw the Gumbies captaincy.

 

[StFly]

I am an extremely active poster, I bring relevance to the club, I am leadership material.

This is a match made in heaven.

You have 20 minutes to accept

Relevance... hrmmm

At no prompting whatsoever, you made thread in relation to us.
At no promoting whatsoever, S26 rookie guy has mentioned us multiple times.

You want to join the rank and file, fine.

You want LG and leadership, you can ship off and earn it like everyone else should have and previously did.

 

[BRAB]

Relevance... hrmmm

At no prompting whatsoever, you made thread in relation to us.
At no promoting whatsoever, S26 rookie guy has mentioned us multiple times.

You want to join the rank and file, fine.

You want LG and leadership, you can ship off and earn it like everyone else should have and previously did.

Without me your club folds mate.

I've got 10 active posters ready to join at the drop of a hat if I'm captain.

 

[StFly]

Without me your club folds mate.

I've got 10 active posters ready to join at the drop of a hat if I'm captain.

You dropped your hat in the OP.

Must be magic that I don't see them?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

 

[BRAB]

You dropped your hat in the OP.

Must be magic that I don't see them?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Methinks sit down sweetie.

I own you

Cloud_ chuck me in the committee room please

 

[StFly]

Yeah your marketing needs a shit tonne more work, if this is 100% effort I'm surprised if you're wearing pants.

 

[haydo]

I am captaining the Gumbies next season

 

[BRAB]

Yeah your marketing needs a shit tonne more work, if this is 100% effort I'm surprised if you're wearing pants.

Don't try to hide from me cuck.

Let me be the captain now

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Methinks sit down sweetie.

I own you

Cloud_ chuck me in the committee room please

Ok then

 

[Noobz0r]

You must be severely dehydrated after all of the jizzing over the sound of your own name in the past 24 hours BRAB.

 

[BRAB]

Ok then

AND ITS DONE

QUICKEST COUP EVER.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I am captaining the Gumbies next season

Ok then

 

[StFly]

Don't try to hide from me genius.

Let me be the captain now

Refer post 12 for response.

 

[BRAB]

You must be severely dehydrated after all of the jizzing over the sound of your own name in the past 24 hours BRAB.

Please don't talk to me like that mate, I'm a child.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

I've always wondered, is it possible to hide complete threads?

 

[Noobz0r]

Please don't talk to me like that mate, I'm a child.

Ok sweetie.

 

[BRAB]

Ok sweetie.

Why do you hate me mate?

 

[StFly]

I've always wondered, is it possible to hide complete threads?

Sure, Brab has plenty of space in his noggin since he's obviously not using his degree, you can shove it back in there.

 

[BRAB]

Sure, Brab has plenty of space in his noggin since he's obviously not using his degree, you can shove it back in there.

Please don't speak about your captain like that

 

[Noobz0r]

Why do you hate me mate?

You have it all backwards friend.

 

[BRAB]

You have it all backwards friend.

And now you mock my deformity. All class

 

[Noobz0r]

And now you mock my deformity. All class

Always the victim, even after I've been busy organising a charity match for you and Blacky