Media I am the League (And Gumbies Captain Season 26)

[Tigerturbulance]

I didn’t realise we were going public with that just yet...

Don't worry no one else would have seen this

 

[JT_the_Man]

Let Me Paint You All a Picture.

Season whatever, 23 I think, 24 maybe. I post up a storm, become a top 5 poster and am top of the Earth.

Or so I thought.

I was brutally, and personally attacked by the entire league day after day for my moral crusades. This was pure, unfiltered jealously.

The truth is you need me, you feed off me.

I am literally the league. Sorry to say it?

Want me to prove it? Fine Sweetie's.

Despite not posting that much this season, I was tagged multiple times in threads completely unrelated to me, several times a day, for the entire season.

You can all pretend you hate me, but the stark, cold hard truth is that you all ******* need me more than I need you. You thrive on being around a poster as witty, as edgy and as clever as me. I am the league.

Let's prove it sweeties.

This was but a SMALL SAMPLE of the HUNDREDS of posts about me this season.

NOTE THAT I HAVE BEEN ABSENT ALL SEASON.

You all said that I was a shit person, a shit bloke, an indictment on the SFA, an embarrassment, a shit bloke, a good bloke, a shit person.


All wrong.

You all pretend to hate me but deep down you ******* Love me. I am literally the biggest thing the league has ever seen and I'm putting in 10% effort.

Next season I'm going up to 100%

AS SUCH, I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING MY HAT IN THE RING FOR CAPTAINCY OF THE GUMBIES.​

I am the smartest, most relevant poster in the league. I have participated in 2 leaderships and only destroyed one club, that's a strike rate of 50%.

I understand a normal distribution.

I can submit a team sheet.

I can recruit players. I prepared an entire expansion team in mere months.

Your call GUMBIES. I can save you from death.

#BRABIN26​

#brab2gumbies

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Generation of snowflakes.

You're literally a blizzard m7.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Just saw this thread.

How ****ing pathetic is BRAB.

 

[BRAB]

Just saw this thread.

How ******* pathetic is BRAB.

Just got wifi in the mines mate?

Glad to you could join us? How's that 7 word vocabulary treating you?

 

[ant555]

Let Me Paint You All a Picture.

Season whatever, 23 I think, 24 maybe. I post up a storm, become a top 5 poster and am top of the Earth.

Or so I thought.

I was brutally, and personally attacked by the entire league day after day for my moral crusades. This was pure, unfiltered jealously.

The truth is you need me, you feed off me.

I am literally the league. Sorry to say it?

Want me to prove it? Fine Sweetie's.

Despite not posting that much this season, I was tagged multiple times in threads completely unrelated to me, several times a day, for the entire season.

You can all pretend you hate me, but the stark, cold hard truth is that you all ******* need me more than I need you. You thrive on being around a poster as witty, as edgy and as clever as me. I am the league.

Let's prove it sweeties.

This was but a SMALL SAMPLE of the HUNDREDS of posts about me this season.

NOTE THAT I HAVE BEEN ABSENT ALL SEASON.

You all said that I was a shit person, a shit bloke, an indictment on the SFA, an embarrassment, a shit bloke, a good bloke, a shit person.


All wrong.

You all pretend to hate me but deep down you ******* Love me. I am literally the biggest thing the league has ever seen and I'm putting in 10% effort.

Next season I'm going up to 100%

AS SUCH, I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING MY HAT IN THE RING FOR CAPTAINCY OF THE GUMBIES.​

I am the smartest, most relevant poster in the league. I have participated in 2 leaderships and only destroyed one club, that's a strike rate of 50%.

I understand a normal distribution.

I can submit a team sheet.

I can recruit players. I prepared an entire expansion team in mere months.

Your call GUMBIES. I can save you from death.

#BRABIN26​

 

[BRAB]

Still better than you, campaigner.

 

[ant555]

Still better than you, campaigner.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Just got wifi in the mines mate?

Glad to you could join us? How's that 7 word vocabulary treating you?

I’m not the one begging to be a captain.

 

[BRAB]

I’m not the one begging to be a captain.

Nice use of emojis there kiddo, really compliments your ripping retort.

Given we're on the topic of begging, how many admin campaigns did you stuff up again?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Nice use of emojis there kiddo, really compliments your ripping retort.

Given we're on the topic of begging, how many admin campaigns did you stuff up again?

None. They were all excellent campaigns designed to get the best candidate.

If it hadn’t been for me we might have ended up with someone like you in charge.

 

[BRAB]

None. They were all excellent campaigns designed to get the best candidate.

If it hadn’t been for me we might have ended up with someone like you in charge.

Just to clarify, can you please quantify the amount of times you failed?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Just to clarify, can you please quantify the amount of times you failed?

You’re failing to take over the worst franchise in the competition.

I’m not sure you’re in any position to hang shit on me, kiddo.

 

[BRAB]

You’re failing to take over the worst franchise in the competition.

I’m not sure you’re in any position to hang shit on me, kiddo.

Oh, we've pulled out a "kiddo", we're one champ away from hitting Defcon 5.

I'll ask this again as you're clearly not very bright. Can you please quantify how many times you failed to be named admin? You can give the answer in brick form if that's easier.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Oh, we've pulled out a "kiddo", we're one champ away from hitting Defcon 5.

I'll ask this again as you're clearly not very bright. Can you please quantify how many times you failed to be named admin? You can give the answer in brick form if that's easier.

Twice as many times you’ve failed to take over the worst club in the Sweet FA.

As a three time club captain, I’m happy to mentor you for a few days before telling you to **** off, loser.

 

[BRAB]

Twice as many times you’ve failed to take over the worst club in the Sweet FA.

As a three time club captain, I’m happy to mentor you for a few days before telling you to **** off, loser.

I still haven't got a solid number.

Do you need the question in pictorial form?

 

[Headless]

Stop quoting me.

You are obsessed.

 

[BRAB]

Stop quoting me.

You are obsessed.

I quoted you weeks ago.

Move on, kiddo.

 

[Headless]

There you go again.

Just can't stop.

 

[BRAB]

There you go again.

Just can't stop.

I hope you get decapitated

 

[Headless]

I hope you get decapitated

ok

 

[DemonJim]

Jobe lite.

Let him make himself think he is special. It is true though he is Jobe-lite.