Media I tried to find somewhere to rent near Underground Stadium

[sante]

Amazing that #Headless300 #fanfare was now 200 games ago.

Feels like it was yesterday

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Someone will have to tell me what this says, I have him on ignore

 

[Mobbs]

Never seen you so angry before, Headless !

Hopefully you'll settle down after this extraordinary milestone achievement

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[sausageroll]

Someone will have to tell me what this says, I have him on ignore

It says "and there was much rejoicing".

 

[Tarkyn_24]

It says "and there was much rejoicing".

Thanks mate

 

[ClarkeM]

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I really must insist that you welcome me with open arms to the 500 club. When larrikin also soon joins, the ten of us will have such a wonderful time together.

We should have our own sub-board.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

We should have our own sub-board.

For what purpose, exactly?

 

[sante]

For what purpose, exactly?

Werewolf of course

 

[Bluelegs]

Werewolf of course

Headless is after all the king of WW if his custom title is to be believed.

 

[manangatang]

Headless I was having a lovely stroll with manangatang the other day when Mang turned to me and said the most unbelievable thing, you simply won't believe it.

He turned to me, on our lovely stroll and he said "The most unbelievable thing"

I nodded and pondered on that as we continued strolling, and would you know, after much pondering, I realised he was quite correct, so I told him.

I said "Mang you are quite correct"

And then Mang nodded and we continued on our lovely stroll.

 

[Headless]

Headless is after all the king of WW if his custom title is to be believed.

Why would I lie? And on the internet of all places!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Why would I lie? And on the internet of all places!

I can’t think of a single person who would lie.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the Hall of Fame board to talk with Bluelegs

 

[Bluelegs]

I can’t think of a single person who would lie.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the Hall of Fame board to talk with Bluelegs

My induction is well overdue as you know.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

My induction is well overdue as you know.

I promise not to vote no anymore

 

[Falconista]

I'm not sure what's more of an achievement, 500 for a rental or 500 games.

Either way, congratulations Headless. Like Mike the Chicken, you've proved that you don't always need a head to be a showstopper.

 

[ClarkeM]

For what purpose, exactly?

To talk about how good we are

 

[DERO]

Look, I’m not one to promise my daughters for marriage when they are old enough to be married but if I was, I would probably offer one to Headless.

 

[Headless]

I promise not to vote no anymore

Wish you said this about me.

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I've been playing in the Sweet Football Association for some time now. This is my 31st consecutive season, in fact. And whilst my career has been undeniably spectacular, it's come at a cost; these days, I just feel tired all the time. I spoke to Kennedy Parker about it one time, who said it was probably due to my RELENTLESS CONTRIBUTIONS on and off the field. It's very hard to disagree with KP in times like this. KP speaks such sense.

Because I feel so utterly exhausted all the time, I've been trying to reduce game-day travel. It's all well and good when we play in Mount Buller - Mobbs kindly set me up with an abode on the outskirts of town some seasons ago - but Sweet is simply such a LARGE PLACE. Travelling to and from the opposition grounds really has an impact on me, so my strategy has been to RENT a more local place each week we're playing away.

Well, I tried to do that this week, but I've just found it SO HARD. Not physically hard, of course - what I'm referring to is more of a concept or process, and isn't actually tangible. No, what I mean is that it's been REALLY VERY DIFFICULT.

I started the process by speaking with jackster83, who is the CAPTAIN of the Swamprats. I said, "jackster83, could you PLEASE help me find a place?"

jackster83 then pointed at a random house and said, "there you go!"

I said, "I can live there?"

jackster83 said, "no - but I certainly helped you find it!"

You can imagine how furious I was. Or perhaps you can't - if your imagination is poor, for instance - so I'll demonstrate how angry I was via text in the lines below.

I was really very angry.

And I told jackster83 just that.

"Just that," I said to jackster83.

By this point, philreich had joined us, which was lucky, because jackster83 and I were having difficulty communicating in a way that didn't make me JUST SO MAD.

philreich, famously an ex-Demon, knows what it's like travelling from The Snow Dome to Underground Stadium. Between you and me, and all of our friends on the anonymous online text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com, it sounded like philreich actually PREFERRED playing at The Snow Dome. I don't mean to be crass, but philreich told me in no uncertain terms:

"Underground Stadium is an absolutely ****** place, and I ********** playing there each and every ********* week."

I later learnt that philreich meant lovely, appreciate, and beautiful, which was really very confusing.

It was a really tough time for me, largely because I was distracted by my dear friend okeydoke7 arriving in Sweet. okey upset me very much by reminding me of the time that I DENIED okey goal #1,000 when I heroically played full-back against the Swamprats. Seeing that I was upset, okeydoke7 asked me what I was doing, and I explained that I was trying to find accommodation.

okey told met that I could stay in The Okey Inn.

So I asked okeydoke7 how much it would cost.

"500," said okeydoke7.

"No, no - I was asking how many dollars it would be to rent The Okey Inn for the week."

"Yes," okeydoke7 replied, "it will be 500."

"Oh," I said. "I thought you were saying how many games I'll have played by the end of this weekend."

"No," said okeydoke7.

Grats, great man.

 

[Wosh]

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I really must insist that you welcome me with open arms to the 500 club. When larrikin also soon joins, the ten of us will have such a wonderful time together.

I can’t wait to give you the wonderful Mobbs500 badge

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

I’m almost embarrassed at how much I enjoyed this thread. Almost.

 

[Wosh]

#Headless500

#hubris

 

[Headless]

so what happened did we win

 

[Bluelegs]

so what happened did we win

#hubris