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Bloodied52 said:
Delighted Wiggy has opted to go to the Furies to help them out. The Club will have a heap of fun. Many of us were worried he'd go to one of the two beyond repair Clubs - the Rombers or the Boyals.
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Mate, we don't take dregs from a beer glass. I lie, I drink from the furry cup and stroke the furry wall.
 

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Antonio BlueVein said:
Mate, you are talking to our BnF winner from S29 that totally didn’t purchase votes from me with copious amounts of money as there is NO way that I would do that! NO. WAY!
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Man of integrity right here! I'll just leave this brown paper bag under this table for collection at a convenient time
 
cadsky said:
Man of integrity right here! I'll just leave this brown paper bag under this table for collection at a convenient time
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Mate, there is NO WAY I’d accept a bribe for precious votes.

Non-sequential unmarked bills yeah?
 
U2tigers said:
Is that the gay escorts page, he has his Blanket opened up to?

NTTAWWT
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I used my special software to magnify the newspaper; appears you are correct

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Tigerturbulance said:
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In shocking news released today Elton Johns Wig and the Fighting Furies held a press conference at the Hippodrome and declared he is signing with the Furies, a club he has on many occasions stated “I will not join the f@cking Furies."

Furies Club Captain Tigerturbulance stated “the Furies are excited signing Wigs for S30 and can’t wait to see what he can do on and off the field. He is a hardnosed, take no backward step qooty player and exactly the type of player we want at the furies flogging the opposition week in and week out. On top of this, EJW is known for producing consistent quality media, and area we have not been strong in these last few seasons. The rub on our club has been we were 2 quality players short of being a competitive top end team. With the signing of Norma Lee Ava and now Elton Johns Wig the rest of the SFA can EAD with their criticism of our club and our recruiting department. Get ready the Fighting Furies are going to F@*ck some sh!t up S30 ”

In declaring the club he was to sign for, Elton Johns Wig read from a prepared statement: “I gave my all for the Wonders and will be forever grateful for the support of the Wonders qootball club. But now this is all about the challenge of joining a new team and a new and unique opportunity to be part of something special in qootball. I know many of my qooty colleagues will be surprised by my choice, as I have been very vocal in the past about my thoughts about this club. The Furies had clearly the best recruitment approach and was chosen as the SFA number 1 choice (offer 4), they engaged me in conversation via PM and convinced me that I would be able to play a valuable role in the club going forward. Turbo's promise of time in the hot tub also did not go astray.

The Furies have got me genuinely excited about qooty again. I get a real sense from Tigerturbulance, Ned and the others that they are building something special and I loved the passion with which they put their case forward. I feel I am in the absolute prime of my qooty career, and want to play a part in returning the Furies to the top. Also, the free goon wasn't a negative. The only concern I have is playing in the same side as TJASTA, he is one weird unit.

In closing I would like to thank my Wonders team mates, especially Dingster for his support through this process and last but not least; fu** you U2tigers - Furies it is.”
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Elton Johns Wig said:
Tigerturbulance I thought you guaranteed ME to be the biggest flog you recruit this off season? Who is this bloke?
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Just look at this lot of flogs waiting outside the Furies Recruiting Office

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Apparently they think because we signed you we will take anyone.
 
WFL said:
Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,Yes, Yes, So hot hell yes.
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You have a keen eye my pug friend;
as we at the Furies are full up with talent and now have a extensive waiting list, feel free to poach any of these.
We owe the bombers one or two any way ;)
 

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