I'm Sorry Luke Jackson

[JoseMourinho]

I think Bender has a got bit too serious with age. Gotta have fun when your team is literally bottom of the barrel.

 

[Bender_]

Obviously the track wasn't flat enough to get a good showing from Miss Jackson today:



Yet another dominant display from the star recruit. The ruck division is truly safe with him when Darcy's gone at the end if the year.

I look forward to a dribbling troglodyte comparing his marking to Naitanui.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I look forward to a dribbling troglodyte comparing his marking to Naitanui.

That would be nuts. NicNat barely got off the ground.

 

[kreuze_missile]

I can't remember a more anticpated ruck contest than what we saw yesterday.

Luke "$1M per year + 8 first round draft picks traded to get him" Jackson up against Jack "I just got dropped and I don't even have a contract for 2024" Silvagni.

While Jackson battled hard it was always going to be tough for him to compete against SOS who has staked his claim for All Australian honours as the #1 ruck.

While SOS might be out of contract the good news for Fremantle is they've got Jackson locked up until 2030

 

[JoseMourinho]

Obviously the track wasn't flat enough to get a good showing from Miss Jackson today:

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Yet another dominant display from the star recruit. The ruck division is truly safe with him when Darcy's gone at the end if the year.

I look forward to a dribbling troglodyte comparing his marking to Naitanui.

Quality 6 marks.

Fremantle overall played rubbish.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Fremantle overall played rubbish.

Fremantle overall are rubbish

 

[JoseMourinho]

Fremantle overall are rubbish

We did beat 8thLong.

 

[bh90210fan]

That goal from 10m out after a soft free was pretty special though

 

[JoseMourinho]

That goal from 10m out after a soft free was pretty special though

You know what was better - it was awarded for a "Push in the back" instead of High Contact (which was there!).

(Umpiring was REALLY bad for both teams)

 

[Bender_]

That goal from 10m out after a soft free was pretty special though

That $1m a season basically paying for itself.

 

[DanWA]

That $1m a season basically paying for itself.

Soon there will be $2mil+ with their #1 ruck and backup ruck

Unless Darcy leaves for Victoria

Luke Jackson only young but not living up to any of the hype so far

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Bender_]

Decent showing from Miss Jackson yesterday, one of the very few Cockburn players that could hold his head high in an absolute steaming turd of a performance by his team.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Good to see you get around Miss Jackson, bender.

 

[Stronzo]

It’s not a very good fred if you’re praising the bloke you’re meant to be taking the piss out of.

 

[Bender_]

I was going to post his stats for last night in here but it's barely fun anymore. It has all the fun of kicking a animal's corpse down the road with how pathetic Fremantle are going right now - and this is coming from a supporter of a team that's having one of the worst seasons in history.

 

[JoseMourinho]

It's good to see you're turning around on Miss Jackson, Bender.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

It's good to see you're turning around on Miss Jackson, Bender.

He has to give himself an out for when the inevitable happens.

 

[Olian]

I was going to post his stats for last night in here but it's barely fun anymore. It has all the fun of kicking a animal's corpse down the road with how pathetic Fremantle are going right now - and this is coming from a supporter of a team that's having one of the worst seasons in history.

It’s more amusing to see his opponents stats. Swans can’t be bothered selecting a genuine ruck they just go with someone taller than Papley.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Oh dear!

AA SQUAD REVEALED: Five Pies in, stars miss, young guns named

Tim Taranto, Sam Taylor and Max Gawn are the notable absentees from the 2023 AFL All-Australian squad of 44

www.afl.com.au

 

[Bender_]

Anyone worth their salt knows that AA means nothing unless it fits your narrative.

Jackson - sympathy vote for a kid who's thrown his career in the trash by choosing to join a basket case.

Allen - acknowledging the beginning of a body of work of a superstar.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Anyone worth their salt knows that AA means nothing unless it fits your narrative.

Allen - sympathy vote for a kid who's thrown his career in the trash by choosing to join a basket case.

Jackson - acknowledging the beginning of a body of work of a superstar.

FTFY

 

[Bender_]

FTFY

Outstanding wit. Well done.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Outstanding wit. Well done.

The pleasure is mine, Mr Bendor.

 

[Freomaniac]

s**t thread. You should apologise a trillion times.

agreed