IMPOTENT FLOG Mock Draft NOMINATIONS here .........

[dapto]

I nominate future jed - an absolute no one starts having a crack at me, turns out he knows hawka fan "personally".

Anyone who knows hawka fan "personally" deserves a nomination.

Classic. I like the idea of Hawka recruiting. It is as though the Dawks have embraced collateral damage.

 

[Stronzo]

Classic. I like the idea of Hawka recruiting. It is as though the Dawks have embraced collateral damage.

Funny as £$%& !

obviously the little virgin has talked shit about me to his little bitch, who has subsequently had a go and been pwned as well!!

Birds of a feather...

 

[dapto]

Funny as £$%& !

obviously the little virgin has talked shit about me to his little bitch, who has subsequently had a go and been pwned as well!!

Birds of a feather...

Funny as £$%&. Funnier is the idea of a bigfooty thread being the subject of pillow talk. And in that instance you woould need a very good ear to discern the muffle.

 

[Stronzo]

Funny as £$%&. Funnier is the idea of a bigfooty thread being the subject of pillow talk. And in that instance you woould need a very good ear to discern the muffle.

Hawka fan: "Phew that was good" Wipes sweat away from brow. "you know theres this guy on BF hes been giving me heaps of shit for being a muppet"
future jed: "Really?!"
Hawka fan: "Yeah he says I'm a virgin as well"
future jed: "well, ahem, we both know thats not true.."
Hawka fan: giggles then blushes "I know, but its been getting to me. I've put him on ignore but sometimes I still read his posts and don't like what he says.." sniffs
future jed: "Don't worry about a thing sweety, I'll take care of him for ya" puffs chest out.
Hawka fan: "You're such a dream boat" giggles
future jed: grunts

 

[bushie]

Hawka fan: "Phew that was good" Wipes sweat away from brow. "you know theres this guy on BF hes been giving me heaps of shit for being a muppet"
future jed: "Really?!"
Hawka fan: "Yeah he says I'm a virgin as well"
future jed: "well, ahem, we both know thats not true.."
Hawka fan: giggles then blushes "I know, but its been getting to me. I've put him on ignore but sometimes I still read his posts and don't like what he says.." sniffs
future jed: "Don't worry about a thing sweety, I'll take care of him for ya" puffs chest out.
Hawka fan: "You're such a dream boat" giggles
future jed: grunts

A lot of teethmarks in those there pillows!!!

 

[dapto]

You have a talent for blue movies Stronzo. The ones I've seen lost the script after 7 minutes. I think there is plenty of material here for you to broaden the cast. Posters keep auditioning.

 

[celtic_pride]

I nominante Magpiescouser cause he only writes non-sensical ramblings of a drunken hobo

 

[hawka_fan]

Some of these posts about me are hilarious

even though 99% of them aren't true their are some witty posters on here

 

[Stronzo]

Some of these posts about me are hilarious

even though 99% of them aren't true their are some witty posters on here

 

[Ant_]

Lol

 

[Ant_]

Hey Kildonan I know you said you were moving from Mackay to Brisbane and the awards are on hold but....


Damn whats taking so long? I didn't you know were doing a Lord of The Rings style trek and walking

 

[Chewy]

Kildonan... moving from Mackay to Brisbane...


Damn whats taking so long? I didn't you know were doing a Lord of The Rings style trek and walking...

Nah, he hit a few minor obstacles along the way.

 

[shotta]

I nominate Bomber4eva for the 27 portions of dribble he is serving up daily. whatever circus he and his sidekick Slapper travel in must be cleaning up. When someone with the wit of Slapperdon makes you look stupid the game is up Bomber.

 

[bomba4eva]

I nominate Bomber4eva for the 27 portions of dribble he is serving up daily. whatever circus he and his sidekick Slapper travel in must be cleaning up. When someone with the wit of Slapperdon makes you look stupid the game is up Bomber.

Whatever you say Shotta. The posters know of our abilities or rather our quality(or lack thereof in your case), and based on that they shall decide who gets their worthy nomination.

 

[RustyHawk]

Temp close of thread until return of Kildonan.