IN: Jack Watts

[King Of The Hille]

bad move, man. if bay 13 has taught me anything it's:

jack watts.

 

[Black Flag]

hehe

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

It was a wet day, so why would Watts who is still a skinny 19 year old and a marking forward dominate in those conditions?

Very good point that.

Although there certainly are a bunch of culprits who deserve a kick up the arse for the limp, uncommitted effort they gave for the vast majority of the time in our jersey today.

This was a crucial bloody game, we needed nothing less than 100%, and from most of our team, I honestly don't think we got close to the required intensity or effort in this match. Inexcusable.

 

[Cudi_420]

I can't believe how seriously shit Watts is. Most of Melbourne's other kids are good, especially Trengove. Watts is just total garbage. HTF did he go #1? He will go down as the worst #1 pick in history.

You're a Gold Coast fan. Your opinion is, and always will be, worthless.

 

[Vilipend]

You're a Gold Coast fan. Your opinion is, and always will be, worthless.

Which is about 5 rungs on the ladder higher than Jack Watts' ability.

 

[Vilipend]

You barrack for GC and not a football club.

Your mob hasn't looked like a football club the past decade. Not only bottom of the ladder, but soft, weak, and without any pride too. Watts should be playing 4 you.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Hey Calabrese, did you spot any replies to your post there? I thought I saw something, but can't be sure, it's not very noticeable

 

[Cudi_420]

Which is about 5 rungs on the ladder higher than Jack Watts' ability.

 

[pezz]

Ghey

 

[Vilipend]

Even our ghey mascot is more able to stay on his feet than Watts. Some1 needs to send that sheila some pink frilly knickers, and a dress. Super ghey Watts. Pathetic. Worst #1 pick in history. Simply shit.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Gold Coast couldn't even beat our VFL side. And I mean that literally.

 

[Cudi_420]

Even our ghey mascot is more able to stay on his feet than Watts. Some1 needs to send that sheila some pink frilly knickers, and a dress. Super ghey Watts. Pathetic. Worst #1 pick in history. Simply shit.

http://www.yourdictionary.com/dictionary-articles/free-online-grammar.html

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Gold Coast couldn't even beat our VFL side. And I mean that literally.

save your time boys.. there is no point trying to argue in the Bay

 

[TigerTime88]

Gary Ablett 6 other average uncontracted players and picks 1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15 should help in that regard.

 

[TigerTime88]

BUT GC ARE NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB SO STFU...and also how did you star following them?

 

[Cudi_420]

BUT GC ARE NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB SO STFU...and also how did you star following them?

Like how most bandwagon fans around the world do. They leech onto a club that is handed success on a silver platter.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Hack Watts.


Can you see what I did there??

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Gold Coast couldn't even beat our VFL side. And I mean that literally.

hahaha

 

[Vilipend]

BUT GC ARE NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB SO STFU...and also how did you star following them?

And Shitmound are?

I starred them ages ago fyi.

 

[anti_]

lol, 3 touches.

and you guys used to laugh at NN for his inability to get kicks/disposals...

all the while NN is slotting them from the boundary line and tacking screamers in the goal square.

 

[Damon_3388]

Watts' stats from today vs. Carlton:
3 Disposals
2 Kicks
1 Handball
1 Mark
1 Goal
0 Behinds
2 Tackles
0 Hitouts
0 Goal Assists
0 Inside 50s
1 Free For
1 Free Against
23 Dream Team Points (22nd in team, 44th on ground)
22 Champion Data Player Ranking Points (22nd in team, 44th on ground)

And now his career stats so far:

Jack Watts (196cm 83kg) - Pick #1, 2008 National Draft
7 of a Possible 33 Games
14.29% Winning Percentage
10.14 Disposals Per Game
5.29 Kicks Per Game
4.86 Handballs Per Game
2.57 Marks Per Game
0.71 Goals Per Game
0.43 Behinds Per Game
0.86 Tackles Per Game
0.00 Hitouts Per Game
0.43 Goal Assists Per Game
1.14 Inside 50s Per Game
1.14 Frees For Per Game
1.57 Frees Against Per Game
37.86 Dream Team Points Per Game
38.71 Champion Data Player Ranking Points Per Game

(stats from Footy Wire)

Make of that what you will.

 

[anti_]

44th best player on the ground?

that's still a fair effort.

 

[stevedarui]

I think you need to leave her alone.

The conditions did not suit her today.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

I think you need to leave Bryce alone.

The conditions did not suit her today.

Edited for irony.

And now his career stats so far

Compares eminently well with the likes of Riewoldt, Brown and Fevola at the same stage.

Your point?

 

[Barnzy]

I think you need to leave her alone.

The conditions did not suit her today.

Princess Watts should just harden up.