Is there any chance Dustin Martin could smile?

[Zvim]

What is with the Girrafe neck?

 

[Heisenberg_]

You can see the odd one out in that photo.
Thankfully he is barely visible

 

[Andy_Mac]

Looks like the cuz will be teaching him on and off the field!

Now Dustin, use a 50 buck note as the sm@ck heads in franga only use 20's.

This kid as "indiscretion" written all over him

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Looks like the cuz will be teaching him on and off the field!

Now Dustin, use a 50 buck note as the sm@ck heads in franga only use 20's.

This kid as "indiscretion" written all over him

Just as you have '****wit' written all over you.

Tell me, what has he ever done that could be described as outside the law or outside society's morals or norms?

What are these 'issues' that halfwit VANDA speaks of?

Absolutely nothin.

You Melbourne supporters are absolutely shitting yourselves because you know your club has failed you badly.

And so you should be.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Im surprised he hasn't necked himself by now, I sure would if I had to wear a Richmond jumper..

 

[smasha]

Im surprised he hasn't necked himself by now, I sure would if I had to wear a Richmond jumper..

Fear is good son.

 

[juddsentant517]

Are you serious?!?
If there is ever a reason to be happy, winning a premiership would be one of them. If Dustin wins a premiership and hasn't changed from Blue Steal to Magnum, then why is he playing football. ah well, he plays for richmond, so it isn't an issue i guess

 

[footyman]

Can you spot the difference?

Yeah Dustin clearly has been to the solarium and put product through the hair. The others aren't as vain.

 

[deledio7]

Even by Bay 13 standards this thread is ridiculous. Get a life!

 

[richoatthedisco]

Yeah Dustin clearly has been to the solarium and put product through the hair. The others aren't as vain.

He's half-Maori.

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

I actually have conclusive proof that he can smile and he's not stupid.

http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au...an-rules/nervous-wait-for-dustin/1690174.aspx

“It was really nerve-racking for the whole time waiting to see what would happen,’’ Martin told The Advertiser yesterday.

“Especially when it got to pick four and they were reading out Fremantle, because I was still a bit worried that I might get picked there."

“But when I got through that and then my name got called out at Richmond, it was just unbelievable and a big relief."

 

[Leo Barry You Star]

Wonder if Jack Watts has any tats?

 

[Spluff]

Especially when it got to pick four and they were reading out Fremantle, because I was still a bit worried that I might get picked there.

I loled.

 

[Greggy]

I actually have conclusive proof that he can smile and he's not stupid.

http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au...an-rules/nervous-wait-for-dustin/1690174.aspx

What more proof does one need to see, that you don't have to finish high school to be smart.

 

[db swannie]

His tough-guy dad told him to put on the face, or else! Perhaps Richmond should've recruited his old man instead.

 

[PottSie2]

2 first names even puts this dude to shame in the cooooooolness factor.

 

[YouFilthyAnimal]

Come on. Two first names?!

I'll think you'll find he only has ONE real first name... Martin.

 

[00Stinger]

Dustin Martin dosn't smile, because he is hardcore!



They say that Dustin Martin destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises one element... The element of surprise!!!

They say Dustin Martin can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Dustin Martin.

Dustin Martin doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

All this info is on his wiki page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DustinMartin

Please dont ever disgrace the Chuck Norris jokes with Dustin Martins name again

 

[LIONOFZION]

The guy has just realised his life long dream, to do what he was "born to do" and he can't even crack a smile?

I guess I wouldn't be smiling either if I was drafted to Richmond...

To quote Black Dynamite, "I am smilin'."

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[Kyusss]

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= Reason this thread was started... maybe just maybe the tigs have got it right

 

[kangagirl7]

hes kinda smiling in this pic

http://www.newsphotos.com.au/ImageDetail.asp?RefNum=81132843

 

[Greggy]

Close thread!

 

[stainedclass]

Now just imagine how rare it would be for him to smile if he went to Freo.

 

[tigertiger]

hey woody is your fetish for school boys only satisfied if they smile?

 

[Tulip]

looks like he's crying in the last photo