Is your captain as fat as Luke Hodge?

[The Mighty Boosh]

Brad "Pumpkin Head" Green is nothing but a front running, downhill skiing wanka.

He's a decent kick and mark (for a Melbourne player), but Hodge is better than him in every area of the game.

He wouldn't be in the leadership group, let alone captain any other side in the league.

Enjoy more failure from the Dees this season, TMB. Hopefully you wont lose the one good player you've been tanking for to GWS.

I'll take your deflection as an admission which translates to "Yes, Podge is the fattest captain in the AFL and Green would have been a better choice for the show. BTW I know nothing about football."

 

[JiggaDog]

If Rexona wanted an AFL star to win they would have a much better chance with Green than Podgey. Green was a soccer, cricket and footy star in his younger years and is reknowned as an all-round sportsman and athlete.

I can see why you'd want this in the fail bin though- after claiming a couple of other captains fatter and being shot down you'd prefer we just shelve this topic.

Fact is Podge is the fattest captain in the league. Admit it.

And until they make Neagle Essendon captain this ain't gonna change.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

And until they make Neagle Essendon captain this ain't gonna change.

With Hirdy at the helm that may not be too long. He knows about as much about coaching as Podge knows about weighloss.

 

[JiggaDog]

With Hirdy at the helm that may not be too long. He knows about as much about coaching as Podge knows about weighloss.

About two tenths of **** all?

 

[IBleedBrownNGold]

Looks pretty trim to me....

 

[Big Pipes]

Not that this thread isn't ghey enough already, thought you should all see what a "fat" person looks like:

If that's what a fat person looks like then I'm off to KFC

 

[Bear Goals]

Luke Hodge is by far and away the best leader in the AFL at the moment and you would be delusional not to think that. Thread made by a Melbourne supporter who is trying to raise his self esteem after realising they are going to lose their Number 1 draft pick to GWS.

 

[tazhawk]

Looks pretty trim to me....

The AA captain is ****ing ripped.

End thread.

 

[Asgardian]

It could be a tv show - Cosgrove and Hodge starring in "two fat tasmanians"

A cooking show? ...

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Luke Hodge is by far and away the best leader in the AFL at the moment and you would be delusional not to think that. Thread made by a Melbourne supporter who is trying to raise his self esteem after realising they are going to lose their Number 1 draft pick to GWS.

If that's true then the Hawks are a disillusioned club or there's truth to the rumors. How long has the best leader in the AFL been leading his team?

 

[tazhawk]

Please god let me be as fat as Luke Hodge.

 

[chefmeister]

Please god let me be as fat as Luke Hodge.

You better cut down on all that KFC & coca-cola if you're to have any hope Taz...

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

****ing ripped.

I'll admit he doesn't look as fat in that picture but ****ing ripped? Seriously? He's well below average in the "ripped" category for footballers his age. Still looks a bit soft TBH.

Anyway, it's hard to look fat when your paddling a kayak.

 

[tazhawk]

Anyway, it's hard to look fat when your paddling a kayak.

Same as its hard to be taken seriously when you run out in a Melbourne jumper.

 

[Asgardian]

it's hard to look fat when your paddling a kayak.

Probably most of us here could manage it ...