ITS A RUCKING CONSPIRACY

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As everyone knows the ruck is the heart and soul of the team and no team can taste greatness and ultimate GF glory if they don't have a dominant kick arse ruck. The Ophidian Old Boys Team Selectors opted to go with the safe bet of selecting the S25 ALL-SFA Ruckman U2tigers in Season 38 to ensure the club could move forward with confidence and achieve cup2spoon2cup2cup glory. After all Bono prides himself as ruck royalty and even declared in his The Edge Ruck Power Rankings thread that he was the 'number 1 Big Man of the Sweet FA'.

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So it was with much surprise that after 6 weeks of qooty not only was Bono not dominating the HO stats, he was not even being seen on the paddock. Every single game the Ophidian Old Boys starting S38 Ruck U2tigers was dragged from the ground, his last time up he was pulled within 2 minutes of the qooty being bounced :oops:

The selectors had to do something to try and save the season so after 6 games they decided to get in before the sim and named Bono on the bench and slotted our S35 Premiership Ruckman Elton Johns Wig into the middle.

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This was obviously a blow to Bono and a move that potentially could unsettle the Old Boys team dynamics and derail the season. Bono pleaded with the selection panel to stay in as ruck stating that he was in peak rucking condition and was being dragged as part of a bigger SFA conspiracy against rucks. I cannot confirm if Bonos rucking conspiracy theory's have merit but since EJW has been ruck he has played 100% of the time and has never been dragged from the key spot :think:

Unfortunately the fallout since being sacked as ruck is that U2tigers has lost his love for rucking qooty and is becoming bitter and disillusioned as evident by his latest posts.

U2tigers said:
BREAKING NEWS

Ophidian Old Boys Ruck - U2Tigers has finally had enough, and will be submitting an application to the Sweet F.A. Admin to take to the committee.

In round 5 no fewer then 7 Ruck Persons - 'The Heart and Soul' player of their Qootball teams, were subbed out of the position. This has become a huge trend this season, and it is an outrage that Midget Midfielders are allowed to come and an attempt to Ruck for their side. Midget Midfielders should not be allowed to even attempt to get a Hit out, as they are not up to executing what is the biggest art in Qootball.

U2Tigers had this to say " I will not allow this outrage to continue - So I will now being submitting an application to the Administration to take the following Rule change to the Committee"

"I will be submitting for an addition to be included to SEC [10]. Match Validity, to include a 5th reason for the Resim Policy for a match"

"I request the 5th reason be included as follows - A Ruck is subbed into another position or onto the interchange at any time of the match"

"This simple but necessary change can only improve the validity of the competition and will finally bring an end to the absurdity of a Ruck being replaced during a match by any midget Midfielder"

"I urge all Rucks to sign the petition to endorse this rule change by posting their agreement in the thread below."



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The Edge Ruck Power Rankings will be updated tomorrow sometime.
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U2tigers said:
I'm not sure I can do this any more.

I am selling the rights to 'The Edge Ruck Power Rankings' to the highest bidder.

'DO I HEAR 1 CLARKE DOLLAR?'
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U2tigers said:
The ****ing Ruck Rankings will be done whenever I get around to it, probably when I have calmed down a bit.
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So in an effort to help Bono get his rucking love back for the game and to either prove or dispel his conspiracy theory the Old Boy selectors have decided to put U2tigers back in as Ruck this week against the Roys and wait to see if the rucking dragging continues...........

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OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC TEAM SHEET
S38 ROUND 9 VS ROYS FFC

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / tigerland_1720
HB: myblueroan / Tigerturbulance / thewizardmelon
C: FreoGirl / Dingster / Mrs Turbo
HF: DemurePrincess / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger
F: JuddgementDay / BRAB / kenneyswarriors
FOLL: U2tigers / Braklet / Over The Post
INT: Elton Johns Wig / Wickzki

Changes:
U2tigers INT > RU
Elton Johns Wig RU > INT
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Tigerturbulance said:
As everyone knows the ruck is the heart and soul of the team and no team can taste greatness and ultimate GF glory if they don't have a dominant kick arse ruck. The Ophidian Old Boys Team Selectors opted to go with the safe bet of selecting the S25 ALL-SFA Ruckman U2tigers in Season 38 to ensure the club could move forward with confidence and achieve cup2spoon2cup2cup glory. After all Bono prides himself as ruck royalty and even declared in his The Edge Ruck Power Rankings thread that he was the 'number 1 Big Man of the Sweet FA'.


So it was with much surprise that after 6 weeks of qooty not only was Bono not dominating the HO stats, he was not even being seen on the paddock. Every single game the Ophidian Old Boys starting S38 Ruck U2tigers was dragged from the ground, his last time up he was pulled within 2 minutes of the qooty being bounced :oops:

The selectors had to do something to try and save the season so after 6 games they decided to get in before the sim and named Bono on the bench and slotted our S35 Premiership Ruckman Elton Johns Wig into the middle.


This was obviously a blow to Bono and a move that potentially could unsettle the Old Boys team dynamics and derail the season. Bono pleaded with the selection panel to stay in as ruck stating that he was in peak rucking condition and was being dragged as part of a bigger SFA conspiracy against rucks. I cannot confirm if Bonos rucking conspiracy theory's have merit but since EJW has been ruck he has played 100% of the time and has never been dragged from the key spot :think:

Unfortunately the fallout since being sacked as ruck is that U2tigers has lost his love for rucking qooty and is becoming bitter and disillusioned as evident by his latest posts.







So in an effort to help Bono get his rucking love back for the game and to either prove or dispel his conspiracy theory the Old Boy selectors have decided to put U2tigers back in as Ruck this week against the Roys and wait to see if the rucking dragging continues...........

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If this doesn't work try me, i have a great resume 149 games 0 hit outs.
 

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Robertio said:
If this doesn't work try me, i have a great resume 149 games 0 hit outs.
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Even I have been known to pinch hit in the ruck if we want to stop trying the oldies veterans and get some fresh blood
 
thewizardmelon said:
Even I have been known to pinch hit in the ruck if we want to stop trying the oldies veterans and get some fresh blood
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Yep as my resume will make sure i never see the ruck.
 
Tigerturbulance said:
As everyone knows the ruck is the heart and soul of the team and no team can taste greatness and ultimate GF glory if they don't have a dominant kick arse ruck. The Ophidian Old Boys Team Selectors opted to go with the safe bet of selecting the S25 ALL-SFA Ruckman U2tigers in Season 38 to ensure the club could move forward with confidence and achieve cup2spoon2cup2cup glory. After all Bono prides himself as ruck royalty and even declared in his The Edge Ruck Power Rankings thread that he was the 'number 1 Big Man of the Sweet FA'.


So it was with much surprise that after 6 weeks of qooty not only was Bono not dominating the HO stats, he was not even being seen on the paddock. Every single game the Ophidian Old Boys starting S38 Ruck U2tigers was dragged from the ground, his last time up he was pulled within 2 minutes of the qooty being bounced :oops:

The selectors had to do something to try and save the season so after 6 games they decided to get in before the sim and named Bono on the bench and slotted our S35 Premiership Ruckman Elton Johns Wig into the middle.


This was obviously a blow to Bono and a move that potentially could unsettle the Old Boys team dynamics and derail the season. Bono pleaded with the selection panel to stay in as ruck stating that he was in peak rucking condition and was being dragged as part of a bigger SFA conspiracy against rucks. I cannot confirm if Bonos rucking conspiracy theory's have merit but since EJW has been ruck he has played 100% of the time and has never been dragged from the key spot :think:

Unfortunately the fallout since being sacked as ruck is that U2tigers has lost his love for rucking qooty and is becoming bitter and disillusioned as evident by his latest posts.







So in an effort to help Bono get his rucking love back for the game and to either prove or dispel his conspiracy theory the Old Boy selectors have decided to put U2tigers back in as Ruck this week against the Roys and wait to see if the rucking dragging continues...........

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WOW - Finally some loyalty from my LG.

I thank them for giving me this chance.

I would like to however make a vow to Tigerturbulance and my LG, that if I am ****ed over yet again and dragged from the field, I will voluntarily drop myself from The Ruck or ever playing the Ruck position again. A Player needs to know when his time is up, and the Fat lady is just about to let rip.

If I am subbed out in the next Match I retire From the Ruck forever.
 
thewizardmelon said:
Even I have been known to pinch hit in the ruck if we want to stop trying the oldies veterans and get some fresh blood
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your name was motioned to the selection committee, if Bono fails this week get ready to rucking jump in thewizardmelon
 
U2tigers said:
WOW - Finally some loyalty from my LG.

I thank them for giving me this chance.

I would like to however make a vow to Tigerturbulance and my LG, that if I am ****ed over yet again and dragged from the field, I will voluntarily drop myself from The Ruck or ever playing the Ruck position again. A Player needs to know when his time is up, and the Fat lady is just about to let rip.

If I am subbed out in the next Match I retire From the Ruck forever.
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serial_thrilla Cadsky you know what to do.
 
And as further proof of a ****ing Rucking Conspiracy.

Poor spudmaster has been Subbed out of the Ruck more they I have. The last 3 or 4 weeks he has been subbed out of the Ruck very early in matches.


Rucks are being persecuted non stop this season.
 
Tigerturbulance said:
your name was motioned to the selection committee, if Bono fails this week get ready to rucking jump in thewizardmelon
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What a Sophie’s choice. I want Bono to success but also, who doesn’t love the spotlight.

I think I’d prefer the former - Godspeed U2tigers
 

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U2tigers said:
And as further proof of a ****ing Rucking Conspiracy.

Poor spudmaster has been Subbed out of the Ruck more they I have. The last 3 or 4 weeks he has been subbed out of the Ruck very early in matches.


Rucks are being persecuted non stop this season.
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Maybe I want to avoid this curse…
 
U2tigers said:
And as further proof of a ****ing Rucking Conspiracy.

Poor spudmaster has been Subbed out of the Ruck more they I have. The last 3 or 4 weeks he has been subbed out of the Ruck very early in matches.


Rucks are being persecuted non stop this season.
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U2tigers before you ruck on Sunday you might want to come up to my office and have a talk about it and get it off your rucking chest

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Tigerturbulance said:
As everyone knows the ruck is the heart and soul of the team and no team can taste greatness and ultimate GF glory if they don't have a dominant kick arse ruck. The Ophidian Old Boys Team Selectors opted to go with the safe bet of selecting the S25 ALL-SFA Ruckman U2tigers in Season 38 to ensure the club could move forward with confidence and achieve cup2spoon2cup2cup glory. After all Bono prides himself as ruck royalty and even declared in his The Edge Ruck Power Rankings thread that he was the 'number 1 Big Man of the Sweet FA'.


So it was with much surprise that after 6 weeks of qooty not only was Bono not dominating the HO stats, he was not even being seen on the paddock. Every single game the Ophidian Old Boys starting S38 Ruck U2tigers was dragged from the ground, his last time up he was pulled within 2 minutes of the qooty being bounced :oops:

The selectors had to do something to try and save the season so after 6 games they decided to get in before the sim and named Bono on the bench and slotted our S35 Premiership Ruckman Elton Johns Wig into the middle.


This was obviously a blow to Bono and a move that potentially could unsettle the Old Boys team dynamics and derail the season. Bono pleaded with the selection panel to stay in as ruck stating that he was in peak rucking condition and was being dragged as part of a bigger SFA conspiracy against rucks. I cannot confirm if Bonos rucking conspiracy theory's have merit but since EJW has been ruck he has played 100% of the time and has never been dragged from the key spot :think:

Unfortunately the fallout since being sacked as ruck is that U2tigers has lost his love for rucking qooty and is becoming bitter and disillusioned as evident by his latest posts.







So in an effort to help Bono get his rucking love back for the game and to either prove or dispel his conspiracy theory the Old Boy selectors have decided to put U2tigers back in as Ruck this week against the Roys and wait to see if the rucking dragging continues...........

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Get Rucked bitches! 🔥🔥🔥
 
kenneyswarriors said:
So U2's finished then, he might as well have the forward pocket as he's been training for it on the bench, nothing happens there either.

I'll throw my hat into the ring, and will have the qooty on a string in the Ruck ,I'm sure- well maybe not, still better than U2 thou.

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That is.....leave it Pugsley.
 
U2tigers said:
WOW - Finally some loyalty from my LG.

I thank them for giving me this chance.

I would like to however make a vow to Tigerturbulance and my LG, that if I am ****ed over yet again and dragged from the field, I will voluntarily drop myself from The Ruck or ever playing the Ruck position again. A Player needs to know when his time is up, and the Fat lady is just about to let rip.

If I am subbed out in the next Match I retire From the Ruck forever.
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You won't have to drop yourself mate.....

#SACKED
 

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