Dumb as **** hypothetical (NOTE - there is 0% chance of this happening, but it's the funniest way to spin the situation):
St Kilda announce at 11:30 that as papers are not lodged, and as this would be a breach of the contract offered to Carlisle which is not yet signed, Saints management have sought recourse from the AFL to void the trade and will go into mediation with Essendon and Sydney to fix the mess before 2pm.
St Kilda are removed from the deal, Carlisle is sent back to Essendon where his contract will expire, pick 5 comes back, 23 and 24 are swapped again.
Essendon fights over the whole thing, having lost pick 5, but as Bird is now in Melbourne, agreed to a trade, and potentially already signed something, they eventually get Bird and 14 for a bunch of second and third rounders. This trade gets locked in, as the AFL would have a shitstorm on their hands if Bird's trade was destroyed by another player's actions.
Jake's management have made the statement to get ahead of the whole thing, whatever. If it's coke, they got ahead of it and apologised. If it's not and it's a snapchat joke, they're already gearing up defamation action to make money. The statement is obviously covered in apologies, but also obviously doesn't flat out state what he has done or admit to taking drugs, just that he acted inappropriately.
All other teams are now completely spooked; he's damaged goods.
Jake then nominated for the PSD and walks straight into St Kilda. At this point, it either comes out that he has had his contract salary reduced and very specific breach conditions imposed, which Jake agrees to to save his career and turn it around. Or, hilariously, he and his manager come out 5 minutes after he is drafted in the PSD and announce they are taking defamation action against ACA producers and channel 9, the club supports it, and everyone laughs and makes bank in the steal of the century
St Kilda announce at 11:30 that as papers are not lodged, and as this would be a breach of the contract offered to Carlisle which is not yet signed, Saints management have sought recourse from the AFL to void the trade and will go into mediation with Essendon and Sydney to fix the mess before 2pm.
St Kilda are removed from the deal, Carlisle is sent back to Essendon where his contract will expire, pick 5 comes back, 23 and 24 are swapped again.
Essendon fights over the whole thing, having lost pick 5, but as Bird is now in Melbourne, agreed to a trade, and potentially already signed something, they eventually get Bird and 14 for a bunch of second and third rounders. This trade gets locked in, as the AFL would have a shitstorm on their hands if Bird's trade was destroyed by another player's actions.
Jake's management have made the statement to get ahead of the whole thing, whatever. If it's coke, they got ahead of it and apologised. If it's not and it's a snapchat joke, they're already gearing up defamation action to make money. The statement is obviously covered in apologies, but also obviously doesn't flat out state what he has done or admit to taking drugs, just that he acted inappropriately.
All other teams are now completely spooked; he's damaged goods.
Jake then nominated for the PSD and walks straight into St Kilda. At this point, it either comes out that he has had his contract salary reduced and very specific breach conditions imposed, which Jake agrees to to save his career and turn it around. Or, hilariously, he and his manager come out 5 minutes after he is drafted in the PSD and announce they are taking defamation action against ACA producers and channel 9, the club supports it, and everyone laughs and makes bank in the steal of the century