JT_the_Man
Draft King
OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM JTMEDIA OFFICIALS AND PERSONNEL REGARDING OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN OSC
We here at JTMedia were stoked to hear of the Godfather Mobbs recent initiative to launch an office complex dedicated to the Order of Spammers with Context (OSC). The OSC will be a place for all media giants in the land of Sweet to perfect their craft and pump out high quality shitposts with context. JTMedia are pleased to announce that they wish to take full advantage of this enormous opportunity to expand our resources and reach throughout Sweet, as to this point in time we have operated out of the back of this very functional and not at all multipurpose van:
We believe that the ability to expand our staff in a large office environment shared with other media conglomerates such as WigMedia (Elton Johns Wig), Baz Stats (Barrybran), ClarkeMedia (ClarkeM) and QrownMedia (Dav) among others will only increase the quality and quantity of content available to the good people of Sweet and help to bring the big issues (such as whether sauce belongs in the fridge or the pantry) to the forefront of people’s minds (it belongs in the fridge btw).
Now, you might be wondering what sort of the content the people here at JTMedia could possibly, maybe be bringing to you if our bid to join the OSC were to prove successful. Our longtime readers will be aware of numerous weekly columns we have previously ran including the JTMedia Player of the Week, the esteemed JTMedia Player of the Year Award (previously won by - nil), the JTMedia Team of the Year (previously featuring stars such as __ and __), the JTMedia Post of the Week (honestly no idea if I ever ran this or not, but it was definitely an idea which originated from a certain medals origins…) and of course the fan favourite #JTMedal, which was definitely not just an elaborate scheme masterminded by JT_the_Man of JTMedia and PhenomenalV1 of #PhenoMedia (proud home of the equally legitimate PhenoMedal) to pad out each other’s resumes under the guise of prestigious awards.
So, if you too would like to see the return of JTMedia to it’s former glory, help join our push to join the OSC so that we can prove once again why we are the number 1 news outlet in Sweet.
Like for free #JTMedal votes!
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