King Charles royally requests that Carlton play Essington on King’s Birthday Eve, because Pies vs Dees “is kinda mid, no cap”

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Like you and Richmond haven’t been trying to steal the Anzac Day occasion…

The 2 clubs equally had the most war casualties of any clubs. Only fitting that we get an Anzac Eve match.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Mate I get other club supporters having a crack but you guys tried to vote your own club out of existence. Imagine having such little agency that you needed Hawthorn to decide your fate.

Even at our worst we still have a 30 year buffer on you guys before we even meet your level of crap half way...

Dees are forever minnows because they exist in spite of themselves.

That happened so long ago, that was back when Carlton were still good.
Which quarter are you going to walk out this week?

 

[Feraligatr]

Like you and Richmond haven’t been trying to steal the Anzac Day occasion…

It's the appetiteser to the main event. Our game has its place, we don't need to have the actual day event.

But the timeslot was offered to all clubs and us and Melbourne were the only ones to take it up.

Can't blame us because Carlton let another opportunity slip.

 

[spudmaster]

Why do all the male royals, except Harry, have poncy hair cuts?
Even the little kids do.

Because the alternative is somewhat dated.

 

[LightTower4]

They used to have a guy that gave the King a trim, Oliver Cromwell. Don't much like him otherwise but good for that.

Short back and sides wasn't it?
He had a shocker of a mullet anyway.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Whens Elmer getting back.

I have officially #eco with Carlton this season, those bums are not worth getting extremely drunk and posting like a complete unhinged * wit for.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I have officially #eco with Carlton this season, those bums are not worth getting extremely drunk and posting like a complete unhinged * wit for.

Never post on the Carlton board.
I found out that Greek wannabe gods have zero sense of occasion.

Welcome back dufus.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Never post on the Carlton board.
I found out that Greek wannabe gods have zero sense of occasion.

Welcome back dufus.

Thanks friend..

Least we will beat * which is our Grand Final for the year.

It's a bit sad at what our once proud club has become.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Thanks friend..

Least we will beat * which is our Grand Final for the year.

It's a bit sad at what our once proud club has become.

Like….this year? Or since 1995?

 

[V_23]

Bombers looking like an easy kill. We owe the King for his royal gift of four points.

Edit: Lol Tiges

 

[Pistol Night]

Why do all the male royals, except Harry, have poncy hair cuts?
Even the little kids do.

Andrew prefers not much hair I’ve heard

 

[the avoca drover]

Andrew prefers not much hair I’ve heard

Makes him sweat.