FTA-TV King Elvis' Married At First Sight Thread - Part 2

[Minka Beaver]

Charlene saving face for the cameras. As if these two will last.

Pat is a nice fella, but he’s a tad earnest for any dating game. He’d be exhausting company.

 

[Cruyff14]

Tracey looks like a burns victim.

 

[Gasometer]

' didnt sleep very well last night'

Tip...close your blinds

 

[PhatBoy]

Hope so. Visionz next rap album will be inspired by the “heart break”..

Hopefully the rap equivalent of a Pink Floyd style concept album.

“Visionz double-album features more than one 20-minute opus dedicated to his former TV wife Tracey, and evokes comparisons to David Bowie’s seminal Ziggy Stardust project.”

 

[maryjames]

Dean with his something about Mary cream...

 

[RAPPA]

Tracey looks like a burns victim.

Insulting to burns victims

 

[Strange Cat]

Nice shot of the bum that changed Deans life

 

[maryjames]

Insulting to burns victims

Bit downy looking as well.

 

[PhatBoy]

I’m positive that if the temperature got beyond 40 degrees Tracey would look like a candle just before closing time at a restaurant

 

[Orange Agent]

Good quality script writing here, suspense is killing me.

 

[PhatBoy]

Rap your vows.
Please, rap your vows

 

[maryjames]

Dean about to turn into a big sook.

After the break.

 

[Strange Cat]

Rap your vows.
Please, rap your vows

Do it for your homie!!!

 

[Strange Cat]

Dead set I could see Dean throwing a tantrum if Tracey said no

Can’t see her saying no anyway but Dean would be that type of person

 

[tigers47]

Mail order mum will not be happy

 

[Gasometer]

Hopefully the rap equivalent of a Pink Floyd style concept album.

“Visionz double-album features more than one 20-minute opus dedicated to his former TV wife Tracey, and evokes comparisons to David Bowie’s seminal Ziggy Stardust project.”

..was thinking more like Adam and the Ants.

 

[RAPPA]

Rap your vows.
Please, rap your vows

Tracey, you give me a chance and I'll always get into your pants. Turn your back and I'll talk some smack. Your Botox job is as bad as the rapping that comes out of my gob.

 

[Fat Nyfe]

They're just in some swamp lol. How romantic

 

[HBF]

Just back to Charlene, that was a shock. Was certain she was going to shit all over Pat

 

[PhatBoy]

Tracey, you give me a chance and I'll always get into your pants. Turn your back and I'll talk some smack. Your Botox job is as bad as the rapping that comes out of my gob.

Genius

 

[Cruyff14]

They're just in some swamp lol. How romantic

I reckon it's nice.

 

[Gasometer]

Just back to Charlene, that was a shock. Was certain she was going to shit all over Pat

Does half a shit count?

 

[Strange Cat]

They're just in some swamp lol. How romantic

 

[Cruyff14]

He writes as old as he acts.

 

[RAPPA]

It's no wonder they're playing the violin while Dean is spouting his crap