FTA-TV King Elvis' Married At First Sight Thread

[Strange Cat]

I assumed that or no gag reflex.

Hard to have a gag reflex if his package is so small

 

[mr bagcroft]

Ash looks like Jar Jar Binks and Carly's mouth and nostrils are out of proportion with the rest of her head.

Mel I'll give some leeway to because she might have been hot when younger.

Jar Jar!
Hilarious.

 

[PhatBoy]

Hard to have a gag reflex if his package is so small

And easy to cop it in the dot

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

So previews allude to a shock split the biggest ever... I’m gonna go with Melissa knocking back John. Which btw I don’t understand why John HAS to move? Can’t Melissa also move to Johns area?

 

[Royces Hart]

So previews allude to a shock split the biggest ever... I’m gonna go with Melissa knocking back John. Which btw I don’t understand why John HAS to move? Can’t Melissa also move to Johns area?

She said she has no problems moving but not until her daughter finishes high school, which is fair enough.

 

[Strange Cat]

And easy to cop it in the dot

Well I didn’t think of that

 

[RAPPA]

Vows then reunion would make it entertaining to see Tracey being shown the error of her ways for about the fifth time if she commits to Dean

 

[Strange Cat]

And it starts

 

[troybe]

Game on, moles!


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[Strange Cat]

Yeah I doubt Visionz would have the maturity to understand his “vow”

But hey it makes good tv

 

[Strange Cat]

****ing hell Charlene...be a man?

Shit would hit the fan if that kind of attitude was thrown at you

 

[Cruyff14]

So previews allude to a shock split the biggest ever... I’m gonna go with Melissa knocking back John. Which btw I don’t understand why John HAS to move? Can’t Melissa also move to Johns area?

Sarah and Telv I reckon.

 

[Strange Cat]

Sarah and Telv I reckon.

Would be logical , as well as Pat and femnazi...but I doubt Pat would stand up for himself

 

[LordLucifer]

Forgot to mention, bumped into Troy in my local shopping strip, asked him for some gossip but he said the show still has a week to go so he can't say anything. He wanted to pose for a selfie with me though ......

 

[Cruyff14]

Would be logical , as well as Pat and femnazi...but I doubt Pat would stand up for himself

That's not a bombshell.

 

[RAPPA]

"Not ready to leave Dean" is code for "I still need to keep my eye on him"

 

[Cory]

She is very unique in the fact that she has to voice her opinion and belittle you

 

[mr bagcroft]

Have my back.
****.

 

[Cory]

She’s a piece of work, needs someone to give it back to her

 

[Cory]

Why does he drink water out of a coffee mug

 

[Cruyff14]

lol signed photo of Oprah.

 

[Strange Cat]

My eyes can’t be rolled back far enough

 

[Gasometer]

Forgot to mention, bumped into Troy in my local shopping strip, asked him for some gossip but he said the show still has a week to go so he can't say anything. He wanted to pose for a selfie with me though ......

Did he get his hair right?

 

[HBF]

Thought Dean would have some bikini clad women on his wall somewhere.

 

[PhatBoy]

Visionz to tour Festival circuit next year hopefully