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palmomagpie said:
He's applying for jobs in Melbourne i see
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All evidence would point to that without Roman Quaedvlieg heading up Border Force, Kony is starting to get comfortable....real comfortable.

This is exactly what we want folks, just relax Mr Kony .....everything is just fine & dandy.

Go out, get some sun ...have a coffee ...perhaps some MDA if you're near Bomber's place.

Then when you least expect it, expect it ...and when nothing happens (because we said expect it), you'll be annoyed as you had actually expected it and as we all know anger is a bad manager (and if we add MDA - anger is bad Chief Executive).

Tick tock Kony ...tick tock.
 
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Soooooo close.

I invited Kony to a summit in Melbourne last week and was quite excited when he initially accepted.

I did have to provide him with a guarantee that he wouldn't be arrested ...which I did*

* I was just going to say I misspoke and meant he would be arrested....perfect.

Unfortunately for me I didn't count on Channel 7's Sunday program going to air in Northern Uganda and he revoked his RSVP due to fears that South Sudanese gangs might harm him and his crew.

Stay vigilant.
 
maryjames said:
What a scam this Kony crap was. Media blown up junk.
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#NSA

#National Security Association

#Africom

America has well over a thousand special forces on the continent. Africom hq in Italy. MaddAdam

maryjames most sentient brains appreciate a layperson statistical epidemiology[sic] lens know that YouTube boon in hits/views from that 14-17 yo demographic simply IMPLAUSIBLE. 🤔🙄
 
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It has been a while ....I've been under cover trying to work another switch and bait plan.

Firstly an update -

Status: Not Found
Search: Ongoing

When I thought Shorten had the election - I was excited, it would be that easy to get into Australia .....we'd basically just need to examine the asylum seekers as they came off the boats (assuming in just 1 big orderly queue).

So instead I sent Kony tickets to the USA vs Boomers game ......Kony said yes - who could say no? However I have since got this text -

"Where's Ben Simmons? This is beyond shit, if I'm travelling days and avoiding international peacekeepers and you're offering me Jason ****ing Cadee .....**** you. If I want to see small white men who can't shoot or defend - I'll visit the UN Peacekeepers"

Foiled again.
 
Moo said:
It has been a while ....I've been under cover trying to work another switch and bait plan.

Firstly an update -

Status: Not Found
Search: Ongoing

When I thought Shorten had the election - I was excited, it would be that easy to get into Australia .....we'd basically just need to examine the asylum seekers as they came off the boats (assuming in just 1 big orderly queue).

So instead I sent Kony tickets to the USA vs Boomers game ......Kony said yes - who could say no? However I have since got this text -

"Where's Ben Simmons? This is beyond s**t, if I'm travelling days and avoiding international peacekeepers and you're offering me Jason ******* Cadee .....fu** you. If I want to see small white men who can't shoot or defend - I'll visit the UN Peacekeepers"

Foiled again.
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palmomagpie said:
Thank you for your service
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I can't take all the credit, I simply created the agenda that led to the formation of the Exploratory Kony Search Sub-Committee, all in all that meeting drafted a a terms of reference, booked our domain name and started fundraising for the marketing costs.

All of this action in such a short number of years .....I think if we keep this momentum up I think we could have ticked off on all of our KPI's -
  1. Glossy Annual Report
  2. Five level Governance Structure
  3. Tax free status
  4. Sort out remuneration of Non-Executive Officers
  5. Get a 5 star energy rating on our office
If we achieve all of these - our search for Kony will have hit new levels
 
Moo said:
I can't take all the credit, I simply created the agenda that led to the formation of the Exploratory Kony Search Sub-Committee, all in all that meeting drafted a a terms of reference, booked our domain name and started fundraising for the marketing costs.

All of this action in such a short number of years .....I think if we keep this momentum up I think we could have ticked off on all of our KPI's -
  1. Glossy Annual Report
  2. Five level Governance Structure
  3. Tax free status
  4. Sort out remuneration of Non-Executive Officers
  5. Get a 5 star energy rating on our office
If we achieve all of these - our search for Kony will have hit new levels
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Can I claim Kris Kristofferson tickets as surveillance expenses? I have it on very good authority that Kony is a major fan, and let's face who isn't, of the modern day Renaissance man.
 
Gough said:
Can I claim Kris Kristofferson tickets as surveillance expenses? I have it on very good authority that Kony is a major fan, and let's face who isn't, of the modern day Renaissance man.
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I'd be upset if you didn't......the K's could be aligning?
 
Well what a wild ride it has been but I am very pleased to announce that I have secured a massive corporate sponsorship deal for the 'Kony Who 2022!' campaign.

The idea is to connect with a new generation of people and spread the word of who Kony is and most importantly the fact we still haven't found him.

Our new online commercial has 2 entities (we're way beyond gender ….do you identify as a person that's your call) they're drinking milkshakes (yes soy - what are you a monster) and keeping it real. So real that we don't even mention Kony - the kids will be down with this and quickly word will spread...

CIS 1: Yo you see that rad ad

Non Binary X: Yeah like what was that - it like was about nothing so now I want to know

Random ~: It's about Kony

All: Who is Kony?

Random ~: Joseph Rao Kony was born in approx 1961and is a Ugandan terrorist and the leader of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), a guerrilla group and trying to turn Uganda into a theocracy and Gold Coast into a actual football club. He has done some bad things and the only thing he is afraid of is a thread on Big Footy that is keeping it real.

All: Mind blown

Random~: Where are you all going?

All: To Big Footy to post we haven't seen him. Hang on is that him over there in the dark glasses …...no actually that's Lachie Neale.....off to Big Footy


PS - Status Update : still not found
 
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Moo said:
Prison tatts not even dry yet but I'm back on the case....are you?

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Kony see: Kurds (19-20) and Yuighurs (14-current as per Max Blumenthal and Ben Norton @ Grayzone) all confections of the Intelligence State

*Yuighurs anti-Sino intelligence confection , it is messy because there is.that Bentham panopticon , and we know from our own predicament we had Australian Stern Hi of BHP-Billiton or Rio Tinto be pulled out of HQ in China, like Packer's Crown execs for Macau
 

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