Titttybong push may put focus on Gumbies
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Titttybong push may put focus on Gumbies
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Tittybongs bid for its own team has accepted that the state’s best chance for an SFA licence will come through relocating an existing club, rather than a 13th team.
The faceless men behind the SFA have given no further idea to expanding the competition to as many as possibly 14 teams in the wake of savage cuts to the game forced by COVID-((2x8.5)^1).
These are testing times for Barrybran , who was highly regarded before he was parachuted into Gumbies almost 6 seasons ago to lead a re-imagining of the game’s most difficult problem child.
In a turning point that has shifted the focus back onto although the Gumbies remain adamant they will not relocate nor merge with an existing club. The relatively quiet and small posting numbers continue to make that club a target in relocation discussions, a topic has refused to entertain. However the club would be forced to search for a significant new revenue stream should the deal with Jabba73 Waste Excrement Management fall through.
This was a view reinforced by a significant number of the power brokers when the battle over expansion was debated at length on last Wednesday’s meeting of the Nerd Club.
In a series of developments in recent days it has emerged:
- Supersuns FC told last Wednesday’s meeting with the presidents that the Nerd club should immediately reject the relocation push as it took too much focus off his own push for his new entity, thought to be pushed for a S33 commencement
- Warriors executive TheInjuryFactory has raised eyebrows at his own board table after recently raising the likelihood that his team should be given first preference over the list as to ensure his own clubs future
- BLUEALLTHRU was the most vocal on the subject of relocation, showcasing his substantial vocabulary in an enthralling explanation on maintaining the current integrity of the competition and how such a push will undermine the competition at the cost of the quality of Qooty along with a risk of undermining the current flourishing of increased political correctness this board is being renowned for.
- The Filth Wizard again, as per his usual quality, was the least engaged member of the cabal and only proceeded to interrupt others points by a series of bodily functions
While Chief has agreed to complete his review by mid-season he and Mein Fuhrer Mobbs have not yet agreed on which independent body should run the push for expansion. Chief and his handpicked leadership scored a victory when it transpired that Nerd chairman PMBangers bid for an independent review into the SFA’s operations and structure will be bought out by an injection of funds from the new Saudi owners, who now retain naming rights on the Emirates Beez Trophy and have prohibited any investigations.
NaturalDisaster , facing an election in the next 12 months, has indicated he would consider increasing the league to suit a new expansion team. Unfortunately he would not accept the name of the new team to be Eshay Bombers 2.0.
The Wonders, Rich Furies, Royals, Mt Buller and Dragons have all spoken in favour of an independent review but were instead charged with BTGID, potentially effecting several key spots on the ladder. But reflecting on lost opportunities is not the point, except that you would hope that the SFA will learn from previous attempts and that the 5 cents will finally drop.
The competition is committed to the Gumbies, despite their massive financial and drain, and so it must act strongly and radically, mindful of the valuable posts Barrybran has taken from so many brilliant young Qooty players and all those it has nurtured.
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