Kyle Reimers- A Knob or is he worth it?

[Jesus Baulks]

Not content with the one bad tatto, he decided to stock up, and get as many shit tattoo's as possible.

Seriously, it's like someone keeps tattooing him in his sleep as a prank. You'd think that if you had 4 or 5 tatt's at least one of them would be decent.

Surely at some point you just look in the mirror and go, 'Gezzz I look like a ****wit'.


...Don't you?

 

[joeyavalanche]

Surely at some point you just look in the mirror and go, 'Gezzz I look like a ****wit'.


...Don't you?

bit rich coming from a collingwood fan,
had a look at your boys?

reimers seems an out and out tool,
but he has talent it just needs to be channeled,
maybe he can take something from someone like a jared brennan who now a little later in his career has really blossomed

 

[Skids]

A poor mans Dayne Beams.

Pretty fair call. Seems to be a knob. If he can continue to develop team oriented stuff and not go missing, maybe. We'll know in a years time I reckon.

 

[Jesus Baulks]

bit rich coming from a collingwood fan,
had a look at your boys?

Bigfooty mentality 101. Respond to everything with a quip about the club that person chooses to support. They aren't 'my boys', they are a bunch of men employed by the sporting team I elect to follow. Nothing they do is a reflection on me.

I'm good looking and sophisticated. Kyle Reimers is ugly and covered in cletus tattoos. So no, it isn't rich coming from me, a person who just happens to support a football club that also employs people who look like ****wits.

reimers seems an out and out tool

bit rich coming from a West Coke fan, lulz, have u sen ur boys? They r all tools!!

 

[Slattery_20]

100% Knob but he can play

Pretty much.

Inconsistency kills him. Good is very, very good - long kicking, pace & vision.

No idea if he makes it or not.

 

[The Chiefton]

Great bloke, fantastic player, wears awesome boots.
Onya Kyle

 

[EssendonPride]

Not worth a cracker in a pressure game. Shows talent in games of little note. And an absolute knob

Kicked 3 in less than 5 minutes to turn the West Coast game (round 7).

Has talent but obviously doesn't show it enough. At 22 still has some time. Think he made progress this year, will hopefully continue next year.

He has some obvious flaws to his game, but his skills are outstanding.

 

[Faz 2000]

Clearly a knob, but that's not unique amongst AFL footballers, nor is it necessarily a reason for him to not make it. His cheapshot on Murphy was stupid and typical of his me-first lack of focus on what needs to be done. Maybe help your team, rather than turning the ball over to a guy who is tearing your team to shreds.

Seems like with more discipline and focus he could be a more-than-handy HFFer with stints in the middle. Certainly his skills are good.

I think he will probably improve as Essendon do. Seems the kind of guy who could become a real weapon in a stronger side, too, so they should hold onto him.

 

[carloss]

Kinda hard to defend those tatts.

He has talent, but it aint gonna be realised the way that the dons keep bombing it into the forward line.

 

[lamaros]

Needs to get a lot of more those stupid tatts, so they cover most of his body and overlap. Then maybe we will be able to ignore how horrible they are individually.

 

[camiam]

MAJOR KNOB HEAD - shit bloke

 

[democritus]

Needs to get a lot of more those stupid tatts, so they cover most of his body and overlap. Then maybe we will be able to ignore how horrible they are individually.

It really does read like an homage to shit tattoos.

He irks me at times, but that said he does have talent and seems to have, at least for the most part, become a better team player this year.

Essendon should rightfully persist with him, has good goal sense and is still young. Like other posters have noted, as the Bombers improve so too should Reimers.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I must be getting old, but... all tattoos always look shit.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Defiantly a knob

Does that mean he's under pressure from all quarters to not be a knob, but he steadfastly refuses and persists with his knobbery in an ultimate gesture of contumaciousness?

 

[AussieFTW]

Less of a knob than Steve Johnson.

But also not as good as Stevie J on the field either.

 

[Doug Deep]

Biggest Knob #1: K Reimers
Biggest Knob #2: A Didak
Biggest Knob #3: H Ballantyne
Biggest Knob #4: N Maxwell
Biggest Knob #5: T Cloke
Biggest Knob #6: S Milne

 

[Faz 2000]

Harry O snubbed!

 

[The Chiefton]

Biggest Knob #1: K Reimers
Biggest Knob #2: A Didak
Biggest Knob #3: H Ballantyne
Biggest Knob #4: N Maxwell
Biggest Knob #5: T Cloke
Biggest Knob #6: S Milne

Biggest Knob #7: J.King

 

[Andronicus]

Biggest Knob #1: E Betts
Biggest Knob #2: M Robinson
Biggest Knob #3: H Ballantyne
Biggest Knob #4: N Maxwell
Biggest Knob #5: T Cloke
Biggest Knob #6: S Milne

Glad you included some of your own in there.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Not enough Jack Riewoldt.

 

[HardenUp]

I must be getting old, but... all tattoos always look shit.

the one on his shoulder looks like a big bird s**t splat

 

[Dave]

Bit of a knob (but he's our knob) but has some talent. Needs to harness it,

 

[Thermo]

Not content with the one bad tatto, he decided to stock up, and get as many shit tattoo's as possible.

Seriously, it's like someone keeps tattooing him in his sleep as a prank. You'd think that if you had 4 or 5 tatt's at least one of them would be decent.

Wow. I think tattoos usually look shit but that takes it to a whole new level.

 

[The Fact]

Biggest Knob #1: K Reimers
Biggest Knob #2: A Didak
Biggest Knob #3: H Ballantyne
Biggest Knob #4: N Maxwell
Biggest Knob #5: T Cloke
Biggest Knob #6: S Milne

Although not around any more Cam Cloke is by far the worst ever, in fact he could be the biggest douche in the universe.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Surely at some point you just look in the mirror and go, 'Gezzz I look like a ****wit'.


...Don't you?

dunno, do you?