Lame Jokes Part 2

[Andrewy]

I have an inferiority complex.


But it's not a very good one

 

[Double the Fist]

I have an inferiority complex.


But it's not a very good

Love it.

 

[Andrewy]

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

 

[Andrewy]

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?



Ian

 

[Andrewy]

Why do melons have weddings?



Because they cantaloupe.

 

[Andrewy]

Why shouldn’t you trust trees?



They seem shady.

 

[Andrewy]

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?



The Exterminator.

 

[thumbs_up]

You know what happens when a Jewish man walks into a brick wall with a full erection?


He breaks his nose.

 

[Andrewy]

What kind of music do chiropractors like?


Hip pop

 

[vmasco]

Public notice: Today's meetup for clairvoyants and physics group has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[Andrewy]

I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water.



It’s my special tea.

 

[Andrewy]

What do you call a fancy fish?


So-fish-ticated.

 

[Xtreme]

Bury me with my old records
It'll be my vinyl resting place.

 

[Andrewy]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the fridge all along.

 

[Andrewy]

What do you call a fat psychic?


A four-chin teller.