Lame jokes

[Flawed Genius]

Yeah:

Why did the plane crash?
Coz the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why did Billy fall off the swing?
Coz his mum threw a fridge at him.

 

[ClarkeM]

Why did John climb the glass wall?



To see whats on the other side.

 

[Fitty]

scotty you are one funny man

 

[ClarkeM]

Fitty!!!!! Whats cracking mate?

Heard the joke about the biscuit?

Better not tell ya, its a bit crumbly.

 

[Captain_Brown_7]

Who Killed Soldier Boy???

YOOOOOOUUUUU!

 

[bigpapagman]

*vomits*

 

[moogrot]

Darren Creswell as a coach

 

[Quadzilla]

i got an odd-job man in ... i gave him a list of 8 jobs.

...he did 1/3/5/7

... so, had to get even-job man to do the rest

 

[thecoastingcoaster]

Edit.

Wow - this must have been so lame. - K

 

[Mofra]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One looks at the other and says "dam!"

 

[happy_eagle]

Why did Snoop dog by an umbrella


For Drizzle



Thank you, im here till thursday

 

[Hood007]

Might've been done before.

Two sausages in a frypan.
One sausage turns to the other and says:
"Geez it's hot in here".
The other sausage says to himself:
"Wow, a talking sausage".

 

[croweater 41]

what did tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
Here come the elephants

What did tarzan say when the elephants wearing sunglasses came over the hill?
Nothing he didnt recognise them.

How do elephants camflouge themselves?
Paint their balls red and hide in apple trees

How did Tarzan die?
Picking apples

 

[Foley]

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

 

[croweater 41]

All ready been done but still brings a smile

 

[Super Goalie]

Why did Snoop dog by an umbrella


For Drizzle



Thank you, im here till thursday

Classic, love it

 

[Coach Bombay]

One duck turned to the other and said "quack". The other one replied "I was just about to say that'.

Yess

 

[Big Al]

There's this guy who walks into a bar.....and says ouch!

 

[TheMightyPies]

"Knock knock"

"Whos there?"

"Cows go."

"Cows go who?"

"Cows go Moo not who!"

 

[Team Mo']

These have probably been said:

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No-idea

What do you cal a cow with eyes?

No eye cow??

 

[ClarkeM]

What side of a chicken has the more feathers?


the outside.

 

[belfast_bomber]

or in a similar vein:

What's the difference between an echidna and a police car?

On the echidna, the pricks are on the outside...

 

[Mr Magoo]

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?


A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

 

[drew_j]

^^ last two are quality jokes. Has it's own thread. loled though.

 

[Kipz]

why do babies eat ice cream?

because they like it.