Let's go through all the evil, shit things Carlton have done

[Duritz]

That's right, evil and shit.

Just for clarity and to make sure they don't forget, in this thread let's list and discuss ALL the immoral, corrupt, illegal, cheating, evil and shit things that the morally bankrupt Carlton FC have done over the years.

I'll start - Did everyone know that Carlton continually breached the salary cap, deliberately attempting to cheat the system?

 

[Knackers26]

That's right, evil and shit.

Just for clarity and to make sure they don't forget, in this thread let's list and discuss ALL the immoral, corrupt, illegal, cheating, evil and shit things that the morally bankrupt Carlton FC have done over the years.

I'll start - Did everyone know that Carlton continually breached the salary cap, deliberately attempting to cheat the system?

All old news Duritz, you are really losing the plot.
Oh, btw, all clubs have breached the salary cap. And Carlton have never been given Salary cap consessions like the Bears/Lions.
Oh and

 

[Poseidon]

They made Duritz cry.

 

[KoutoufidesGhost]

Too early?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

They gave us a first rounder for Brick McLemon, very sporting of them I thought.

 

[PaulJen]

This could be the longest thread in BF history.

 

[PaulJen]

What confuses me a little bit is the lack of solidarity with the blues supporters - I mean you have a poster on their board, requesting - almost pleading that they give Bay 13 a wide berth because of the fallout of today - Credit to BJ, seems to coping it on behalf of the other gutless, spineless flogs that troll here most days.

 

[The Dodger]

Did you know that Greg "Diesel" Williams assaulted an umpire?

 

[The_cockateil]

Does "Exist" count?

 

[Rob]

All old news Duritz, you are really losing the plot.
Oh, btw, all clubs have breached the salary cap. And Carlton have never been given Salary cap consessions like the Bears/Lions.

LOL, the Visy environmental ambassador says hi, and thanks the AFL for the salary cap concession to allow him to get paid hundreds of thousands a year outside the cap to do f**k all.

 

[PieBeast]

Did you know that their Best N' Fairest is named after a convicted armed robber?

 

[Bennett.]

Let's not even get started on their wonderful presidents....

 

[Higs]

I heard from a very good source that they - wait for it - TANKED for high draft picks

 

[Plugger35]

They lured Turtle McLean away from a moderately successful AFL career with Melbourne only to banish him away to the VFL.

Now the AFL world is deprived of seeing Turtle slowly strut his stuff on the AFL stage.

Shame Carltank Shame.

 

[new breed]

Something about a past President and Kernahan cry's every time he see's Kennedy play

 

[100action]

Did you know carlton payed hush money to rape victims as attested by JE.

 

[JuddsABlue]

Collingwood showed us how to tank in '05

Essenscum showed us how to cheat the cap in '93

Really we were just trying to keep up with the big 4

I guess next we should start sacking our coaches without warning or mercy, ruining families and then recruit convicted criminals and parade them while the victims are forced to watch while still suffering

Dick Pratt was honoured by a state sponsored memorial service and is a great success story btw

 

[PieBeast]

Too early?

Nope, not at all.

An infamous boat cruise where a youngster by the name of Levi Casboult was shackled to a poll and force-fed alcohol to a point of regurgitation.

 

[Bazzar]

Carlton appropriately named their Best & Fairest after a convicted criminal who served 3 months for Embezzlement and Larceny in 1962.

Sadly he didn’t learn from his mistakes, and in 1982 was fined and convicted of seven counts of fraud involving bounced cheques in the Coburg Magistrate's Court, the magistrate acquitted him on 17 other charges.

Great role model is Johny.

 

[Bennett.]

One Carlton player is such a decent bloke, he fought a team 'mate' and kicked him square in the plumbs when he was on the ground.

The Carlton Way.

 

[Upgrayedd]

A young impressionable child comes to the club, leaves as an alcoholic, gambling addicted shell of a man

 

[Upgrayedd]

One Carlton player is such a decent bloke, he fought a team 'mate' and kicked him square in the plumbs when he was on the ground.

The Carlton Way.

The Old Carlton Mantra "Kick em while they're down"

 

[Bennett.]

The Old Carlton Mantra "Kick em while they're down"

Only after we've taken them down ourselves.

 

[Bennett.]

Pure, Unadulterated Evil

 

[Oh Darling]

A certain Carlton "hard man" in the 70s on an end of season trip was caught knowingly engaging in anal sex with a chick with a dick. He then proceeded to think it was funny to urinate on his teammates from the balcony of his room.

This guy is still has a pretty high profile too.