MRP / Trib. Lewis 2 weeks, Hodge 3 weeks - OPPOSITION POSTERS WILL BE CARDED

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So this is whats going to happen from here:

1. This has just woken up the bear. So the AFL anti Hawthorn community, which includes the AFL itself and the most uneducated industry in Australia, the media, have poked and prodded the bear and now the bear is awake.

2. Jordy Lewis and Luke Hodge have and will cop their wack. But lets make no mistake here, they will do their time and when they are back, WILL put the team on their shoulders and lead us to a 3 peat. Its the character of these 2 blokes and the steely resolve of the football club.

So, the HFC has taken the AFL's best hit, but the club has issued the warning. The bear is now awake and it's majorly pissed and NOTHING is going to stand in this football clubs way. So well done AFL, but brace yourselves for the biggest F..K YOU in the history of the game!!!

I love this football club!


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My theory:

Fans of the non-reigning premiers are so bitter about supporting garbage teams that as soon as they see blood of any team (but preferably the successful ones) they go for the kill. They do this either as a means of justification for having their team's name dragged through the mud in the past (Essendon), deflecting attention from their team's current bad name or poor circumstances (Essendon, Brisbane, North), or as a means of nipping in the bud whatever might come their way (Essendon/everyone else).

That's why opposition supports act like jerks to us...all the time :)

I'm going to assume this is right, since as a Hawks supporter, I can't remember a time when we weren't reigning premiers :p
 
So this is whats going to happen from here:

1. This has just woken up the bear. So the AFL anti Hawthorn community, which includes the AFL itself and the most uneducated industry in Australia, the media, have poked and prodded the bear and now the bear is awake.

2. Jordy Lewis and Luke Hodge have and will cop their wack. But lets make no mistake here, they will do their time and when they are back, WILL put the team on their shoulders and lead us to a 3 peat. Its the character of these 2 blokes and the steely resolve of the football club.

So, the HFC has taken the AFL's best hit, but the club has issued the warning. The bear is now awake and it's majorly pissed and NOTHING is going to stand in this football clubs way. So well done AFL, but brace yourselves for the biggest F..K YOU in the history of the game!!!

I love this football club!
What a post and how true.

Just when we thought the best club, the greatest club of the modern era had produced it's masterpiece then they deliver this.

What can we say, the Hawthorn Football Club are simply remarkable ...
 
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I'm going to assume this is right, since as a Hawks supporter, I can't remember a time when we weren't reigning premiers :p
Pretty true, we were approximately similarly bitter about Sydney cola in 2013 after they snagged Tippett.
 
So this is whats going to happen from here:

1. This has just woken up the bear. So the AFL anti Hawthorn community, which includes the AFL itself and the most uneducated industry in Australia, the media, have poked and prodded the bear and now the bear is awake.

2. Jordy Lewis and Luke Hodge have and will cop their wack. But lets make no mistake here, they will do their time and when they are back, WILL put the team on their shoulders and lead us to a 3 peat. Its the character of these 2 blokes and the steely resolve of the football club.

So, the HFC has taken the AFL's best hit, but the club has issued the warning. The bear is now awake and it's majorly pissed and NOTHING is going to stand in this football clubs way. So well done AFL, but brace yourselves for the biggest F..K YOU in the history of the game!!!

I love this football club!


What's wrong JH? :( Nothing wrong with showing a little bit of passion is there? Well written Taskmaster :thumbsu:
Not so different to what Jordy & Hodgey were TRYING to do, just didn't execute too well.
 
Am I alone in thinking the Lewis incident has been blown completely out of proportion? Yes it was deliberate and stupid, but it was hardly ever going to hurt the guy.

1 week max.
It was blown out of proportion because of the Hodge incident a few minutes prior.

But I can't help feeling for GCS. Was it May who got three weeks for a side bump? Stupid rule.
 
It was blown out of proportion because of the Hodge incident a few minutes prior.

But I can't help feeling for GCS. Was it May who got three weeks for a side bump? Stupid rule.

Was a bit much, but they have been banging on about "if you elect to bump and hit the head" stuff. People saying "should have tried being shorter" need to realise it's the same as high tackles, you have to adjust.

That being said, Lewis' one could have been avoidable. I think there was a split second decision where he should have at least feigned dropping his arm. Even if he had gone with the shoulder, or given him a rib tickler, it would have been a better option.
 

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So this is whats going to happen from here:

1. This has just woken up the bear. So the AFL anti Hawthorn community, which includes the AFL itself and the most uneducated industry in Australia, the media, have poked and prodded the bear and now the bear is awake.

2. Jordy Lewis and Luke Hodge have and will cop their wack. But lets make no mistake here, they will do their time and when they are back, WILL put the team on their shoulders and lead us to a 3 peat. Its the character of these 2 blokes and the steely resolve of the football club.

So, the HFC has taken the AFL's best hit, but the club has issued the warning. The bear is now awake and it's majorly pissed and NOTHING is going to stand in this football clubs way. So well done AFL, but brace yourselves for the biggest F..K YOU in the history of the game!!!

I love this football club!

:thumbsu:
 
So this is whats going to happen from here:

1. This has just woken up the bear. So the AFL anti Hawthorn community, which includes the AFL itself and the most uneducated industry in Australia, the media, have poked and prodded the bear and now the bear is awake.

2. Jordy Lewis and Luke Hodge have and will cop their wack. But lets make no mistake here, they will do their time and when they are back, WILL put the team on their shoulders and lead us to a 3 peat. Its the character of these 2 blokes and the steely resolve of the football club.

So, the HFC has taken the AFL's best hit, but the club has issued the warning. The bear is now awake and it's majorly pissed and NOTHING is going to stand in this football clubs way. So well done AFL, but brace yourselves for the biggest F..K YOU in the history of the game!!!

I love this football club!
I was gonna say that I like the part where we win the 3peat, but that would be making out like I didn't enjoy the rest of the post.
 
I'd have thought our piss-poor opening half v Port woke up the bear, not 2 deserved suspensions, and media criticism, but whatever, as long as it's awake...........

We know now that it did by the way the boys played on the weekend. The suspensions were just the fallout from that awakening because life is not perfect :D
 
The comments were saying the media playing its part over the last few days has woken the bear, not the actual suspensions, which were warranted, and accepted, by Hodge and Lewis
Agree I think we are back to business as usual US vs the AFL and their puppet media, makes beating them all the sweeter
 

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