BWF Lightning Week 8

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Lightning

Michael Cole: Hello and welcome to Lightning!
Michael Cole: We have a great show for you tonight!

(Pyro’s go off as Lightning’s Theme Music Begins to play)
(The Hurt and ‘Inanimate Carbon’ Rod Freeman and left standing in the ring)
The Hurt: Last week The Hurt Prove that Lightning is the greatest Wrestling show alive today, because lightning, for the first time ever in history of the BWF, Single-handedly spanked WAR ass in the ratings!!!!
(The crowd cheers)
The Hurt: And do you know why that is?? Because I am The Greatest General Manager A-LIVE!!!!!!!
(The crowd wildly boos)
The Hurt: Last week Lightning began to show a new era, a new style in professional wrestling. Lightning maintains the highest level of professionalism in this industry today. However, some wrestlers are not showing these standards, which brings me to you ‘Inanimate Carbon’ Rod Freeman!
(‘Inanimate Carbon” Rod Freeman starts getting nervous)
The Hurt: Last Friday night, you were in a match that pitted you against The Shockmaester. The stipulation of that match was that if Shockmaester won, then he would get a Promotion match next week on Lightning. Rod, I don’t like Shockmaester, I don’t want him to be a mid-carder, he’s part of the Dominators and I despise the Dominators. So I picked you Rod, to face Shockmaester, because I knew you wouldn’t let me down. But what did you do, what did you do?????
Rod Freeman: I lost
The Hurt: You lost! Well Rod you just broke the number 1 rule in The Hurt’s R&R! Don’t Cross the Boss. But don’t worry Rod, I’m gonna give you a second chance. You see that intercontinental title belt around your waist, well your going to put that on the line tonight against Gridlocked!
(The crowd cheer!)
The Hurt: Now get out of my sight!!! Now onto to something a little more pleasing…Monkeys in the back – roll the footage!



Tazz: Gosainters10 goes for the clothesline, Swoosh ducks and Gosainters10 inadvertently knocks the ref down!!
Michael Cole: Look it’s the Masked Madman coming down to the ring!! He just hit Gosainters10 from behind!!
Michael Cole: Here comes Gridlocked, but wait Masked Madman is running through the crowd, and Gridlocked is hot on his tail!
Tazz: Swoosh hits Gosainters10 with the Meltdown!
Michael Cole: The Ref is struggling to his feet
Brian Hebner: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!

Winner: Swoosh


The Hurt: I would like to invite Masked Madman down here right now!!

(Bad Habit begins to play, Masked Madman enters the ring)
The Hurt: Welcome Masked Madman! We just saw footage of the Main Event one week ago. A match where you cost Gosainters10 a spot in the royal rumble. Personally it was one of the funniest moments to see Gosainters10’s face after that match!!! So I was thinking of a way to show my appreciation, and I came up with the most perfect way!!
(The Hurt opens a briefcase to reveal a title/belt)
The Hurt: You see this belt here Masked Madman. This belt can be won by Heavyweight and mid-carders!! This belt is the newest belt to hit the BWF – The Interstate title!!!! And it is an honour Masked Madman, to present this to you. It is a privilege to say
(The Hurt raises The Masked Madman’s hand)
The Hurt: Here is your NEW Interstate Champion
(a loud chorus of boos echo the arena)
The Hurt: Oh and by the way the main event tonight will be The Masked Madman teaming up with Da Bruiser, to take on the team of Gosainters10 and VENOM!!!!
Michael Cole: How in the hell are Gosainters10 going to co-operate as a tag team tonight, Tazz?
Tazz: Well I don’t like the chances of that Cole, those two men have a history!!!

 

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Bumblebee Man vs SADDAM
Non-Title Match

(Motar begins to play as Bumblebee Man makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Bumblebee Land, weighing in at 180 pounds, and standing at a height of 5'11 is Bumblebee Man!
(The crowd cheers for Bumblebee Man.)
(Iraqi National anthem begins to play as SADDAM makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Baghdad, weighing in at 260 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'2 is SADDAM!
(The crowd boos SADDAM.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Michael Cole: And A Right hand by SADDAM
Tazz: Bumblebee Man dropkicks SADDAM and send him flying!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: SADDAM gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man grabs SADDAM by the arm, pulls him down, and puts on an armbar!
Tazz: SADDAM is on the ground, as Bumblebee Man shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: Bumblebee Man picks up SADDAM and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man picks up SADDAM from the mat.
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man grabs SADDAM and slams his back into the knee of Bumblebee Man!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: SADDAM jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by Bumblebee Man sends SADDAM to the mat
Michael Cole: SADDAM gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: SADDAM grabs Bumblebee Man by the arm, pulls him down, and puts on an armbar!
Michael Cole: SADDAM picks up Bumblebee Man from the mat.
Tazz: snapmare! SADDAM is down
Michael Cole: SADDAM gets back up to his feet.
Tazz: Bumblebee Man dropkicks SADDAM and send him flying!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: Bumblebee Man kicks SADDAM and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by Bumblebee Man sends SADDAM to the mat
Michael Cole: SADDAM is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man throws SADDAM into the ropes, oh dear!! a back body drop by Bumblebee Man
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man picks up SADDAM.
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man hits SADDAM with the The Stinger!
Michael Cole: Bumblebee Man goes for the pin!
Brian Hebnor: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!

Winner: Bumblebee Man

 

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(Brawler hits as Venom makes his way down to the ramp)
Michael Cole: There is the BWF Heavyweight Champion
Tazz: He ain't too happy after what Da Bruiser did to him on Lightning last week!!
Michael Cole: Business is about to pick up!
(Venom steps into the ring and asks for the mic)
(the crowd is cheering)
Venom: Yes I'm back here on Venom's show Lightning! And I amhere for a purpose you see last week when I was from behind from a crowbar, I was down but I was not out. Now technically I ain't even meant to be wrestling tonight, I'm not 100%. And I probably will not be 100% come Royal Rumble time! But tonight, I'm tagging with GoSainters10. And although he ain't my ideal partner, I will stop at nothing to kick your ass. and come Royal Rumble it will be no different.
(Crowd goes wild)
Da Bruiser You r just another Venom wannabe!!!
(Brawler hits as venom leaves the ring)
(crowd chants "Venom")
Cole: Did ya hear that Tazz?
Tazz: Well, I wouldn't like to be Da Bruiser right now!!

 

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Adam Bomber vs Hugh G. Rection
Non-Title Match

(Essendon Theme Song begins to play as Adam Bomber makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Essendon, weighing in at 180 pounds, and standing at a height of 5'9 is Adam Bomber!
(The crowd loudly boos Adam Bomber.)
(Hit That begins to play as Hugh G. Rection makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Melbourne, weighing in at 198 pounds, and standing at a height of 5'10 is Hugh G. Rection!
(The crowd loudly cheers Hugh G. Rection.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Tazz: snapmare! Hugh G. Rection is down
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by Adam Bomber sends Hugh G. Rection to the mat
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber hits a DDT on Hugh G. Rection, Hugh G. Rection is out!
Tazz: Adam Bomber picks up Hugh G. Rection and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber grabs Hugh G. Rection and slams his back into the knee of Adam Bomber!
Tazz: Adam Bomber kicks Hugh G. Rection and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber hits Hugh G. Rection with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber picks up Hugh G. Rection from the mat.
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection hits Adam Bomber with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: Hugh G. Rection kicks Adam Bomber and picks him up for more punishment.
Tazz: Hugh G. Rection dropkicks Adam Bomber and send him flying!
Tazz: Hugh G. Rection picks up Adam Bomber and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber grabs Hugh G. Rection by the arm, pulls him down, and puts on an armbar!
Tazz: Adam Bomber kicks Hugh G. Rection and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber fell down to the mat after he executed a powerbomb to Hugh G. Rection
Tazz: Adam Bomber picks up Hugh G. Rection and suplexes him!
Tazz: Adam Bomber kicks Hugh G. Rection and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber fell down to the mat after he executed a powerbomb to Hugh G. Rection
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection hits Adam Bomber with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: Hugh G. Rection kicks Adam Bomber and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Hugh G. Rection bounces Adam Bomber off the ropes and delivers an elbow to the face.
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Tazz: Adam Bomber dropkicks Hugh G. Rection and send him flying!
Michael Cole: Adam Bomber gets the Bomber Blackout locked on Hugh G. Rection!
Tazz: Hugh G. Rection is tapping out!

Winner: Adam Bomber

 

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(The Hurt sticks a Piece of Paper up on a backstage wall containing all of the Royal Rumble entrants, the Wrestlers come flocking)
WKB
Hugh G. Rection
JaxXx
Adam Bomber
Swoosh
Rusty
Jabso
Mongrelpunt
The Masked Madman
Gridlocked No. 30
SADDAM
Bumblebee Man
The Shockmaester
Da Bruiser
Homer: Hey, there’s only 14 wrestlers on here, the last ones for me right?
The Hurt: I’ll announce the rest later
(WKB walks by with a smile on his face)
The Hurt: Hey WKB, wipe that smile of your face, tonight your facing swoosh! A Heavyweight!!
Cole: A Midcarder facing a heavyweight?? That’s not fair!!!

 

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Rusty vs The Shockmaester
Non-Title Match

(Smooth Criminal begins to play as Rusty makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Brisbane, weighing in at 185 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'2 is Rusty!
(The crowd cheers for Rusty.)
(We will rock you begins to play as The Shockmaester makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Woodford, weighing in at 357 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'11 is The Shockmaester!
(The crowd loudly cheers The Shockmaester.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Michael Cole: Rusty perfectly executes a suplex on The Shockmaester!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: Rusty perfectly executes a suplex on The Shockmaester!
Michael Cole: Rusty Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: Rusty kicks The Shockmaester and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Rusty perfectly executes a suplex on The Shockmaester!
Michael Cole: Rusty Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester picks up Rusty and piledrives Rusty's head into the mat!
Tazz: Rusty is on the ground, as The Shockmaester shows him a few right hands
Tazz: The Shockmaester kicks Rusty and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester throws Rusty into the ropes, oh dear!! a back body drop by The Shockmaester
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester picks up Rusty from the mat.
Tazz: The Shockmaester atomic drops Rusty!!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: The Shockmaester kicks Rusty and picks him up for more punishment.
Tazz: A Thunderous Clothesline by The Shockmaester and Rusty is out!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester picks up Rusty from the mat.
Tazz: Rusty sends The Shockmaester into the ropes, drop toe hold to The Shockmaester, and Rusty now in control of the match
Tazz: Rusty picks up The Shockmaester and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Rusty Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Rusty Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: Rusty kicks The Shockmaester and picks him up for more punishment.
Tazz: Rusty ducks and quickly hits The Shockmaester with a monstrous uppercut!!!
Tazz: Rusty kicks The Shockmaester and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Rusty picks up The Shockmaester and piledrives The Shockmaester's head into the mat!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Tazz: The Shockmaester punches Rusty, but it dosen't affect him!!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester hits Rusty with the F-5!
Michael Cole: The Shockmaester goes for the pin!
Mike Cioda: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!

Winner: The Shockmaester

 

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Jabso vs mongrelpunt
Title Match

(Song for the Dead begins to play as Jabso makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Next Door, weighing in at 223 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'1 is Jabso!
(The crowd loudly boos Jabso.)
(Kick begins to play as mongrelpunt makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Essendon, weighing in at 210 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'2 is mongrelpunt!
(The crowd loudly cheers mongrelpunt.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Tazz: Jabso sends mongrelpunt into the ropes and hits mongrelpunt with a jumpkick!
Tazz: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Jabso Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Tazz: Jabso kicks mongrelpunt, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Tazz: Jabso kicks mongrelpunt, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Tazz: mongrelpunt dropkicks Jabso and send him flying!
Michael Cole: Jabso is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Jabso beautifully executes an airplane spin on mongrelpunt!
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt grabs Jabso and slams his back into the knee of mongrelpunt!
Michael Cole: Jabso is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: And A Right hand by Jabso
Michael Cole: Jabso tackles mongrelpunt to the ground
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Jabso winds back and releases a wicked punch on mongrelpunt!!!
Tazz: Jabso kicks mongrelpunt and picks him up for more punishment.
Tazz: Jabso sends mongrelpunt into the ropes and hits mongrelpunt with a jumpkick!
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt gets back up to his feet.
Tazz: mongrelpunt ducks and quickly hits Jabso with a monstrous uppercut!!!
Michael Cole: Jabso gets back up to his feet.
Tazz: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt and slams him down with a powerbomb!
Michael Cole: Jabso Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt from the mat.
Tazz: Jabso sends mongrelpunt into the ropes, drop toe hold to mongrelpunt, and Jabso now in control of the match
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by mongrelpunt sends Jabso to the mat
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Jabso gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt hits Jabso with a punch and Jabso looks a little dazed!
Tazz: Jabso atomic drops mongrelpunt!!
Tazz: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Jabso hits mongrelpunt with a devastating kick to the gut!
Tazz: Jabso pokes mongrelpunt in the eye. that's old school
Michael Cole: Jabso throws mongrelpunt into the ropes, oh dear!! a back body drop by Jabso
Tazz: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Jabso Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt from the mat.
Michael Cole: Jabso executes a beautiful kick that sends mongrelpunt into the ropes!
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt dropkicks Jabso in the face with ease! Jabso is out on his feet!
Tazz: mongrelpunt sends Jabso into the ropes and hits Jabso with a jumpkick!
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: mongrelpunt Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Jabso is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Jabso bounces mongrelpunt off the ropes and delivers an elbow to the face.
Michael Cole: Jabso picks up mongrelpunt.
Michael Cole: Jabso hits mongrelpunt with the So Long and Thanks for the Lawnmower!
Michael Cole: Jabso goes for the pin!
Mike Cioda: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!
Michael Cole: Jabso has won the Lightning Cruiserweight title!

Winner: Jabso

 

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Gridlocked vs "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman
Title Match

(Voices begins to play as Gridlocked makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from ????, weighing in at 300 pounds, and standing at a height of 7'0 is Gridlocked!
(The crowd cheers for Gridlocked.)
(Retro begins to play as "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Delaware, weighing in at 380 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'10 is "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman!
(The crowd boos "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Tazz: And chops to the chest by Gridlocked
Tazz: And chops to the chest by "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by Gridlocked sends "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman to the mat
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Tazz: Gridlocked kicks "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman tackles Gridlocked to the ground
Michael Cole: Gridlocked gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: And A Right hand by Gridlocked
Michael Cole: Gridlocked grabs "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and slams his back into the knee of Gridlocked!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked picks up "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman from the mat.
Michael Cole: Gridlocked beautifully executes an airplane spin on "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman gets back up to his feet.
Tazz: Gridlocked kicks "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Tazz: Gridlocked pokes "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman in the eye. that's old school
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman hits Gridlocked with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: Gridlocked dropkicks "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and send him flying!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked picks up "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman from the mat.
Michael Cole: Gridlocked fell down to the mat after he executed a powerbomb to "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Gridlocked Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: And chops to the chest by "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman
Michael Cole: Gridlocked winds back and releases a wicked punch on "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman!!!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked hits "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman with a punch and "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman looks a little dazed!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman throws Gridlocked into the ropes, oh dear!! a back body drop by "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman kicks Gridlocked and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman dropkicks Gridlocked in the face with ease! Gridlocked is out on his feet!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman hits a DDT on Gridlocked, Gridlocked is out!
Tazz: Gridlocked is on the ground, as "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Gridlocked is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: snapmare! "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman is down
Tazz: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman is on the ground, as Gridlocked shows him a few right hands
Tazz: Gridlocked picks up "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked picks up "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman from the mat.
Michael Cole: Gridlocked throws "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman into the ropes, oh dear!! a back body drop by Gridlocked
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman gets back up to his feet.
Tazz: Gridlocked picks up "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and slams him down with a powerbomb!
Tazz: Gridlocked picks up "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman dropkicks Gridlocked in the face with ease! Gridlocked is out on his feet!
Tazz: A Thunderous Clothesline by "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and Gridlocked is out!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman picks up Gridlocked and suplexes him!
Tazz: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman kicks Gridlocked and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman goes for a powerbomb, but Gridlocked reverses with a back body drop
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman hits Gridlocked with a punch and Gridlocked looks a little dazed!
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman executes a beautiful kick that sends Gridlocked into the ropes!
Tazz: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman sends Gridlocked into the ropes and hits Gridlocked with a jumpkick!
Tazz: Gridlocked is on the ground, as "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Gridlocked is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman beautifully executes an airplane spin on Gridlocked!
Tazz: Gridlocked is on the ground, as "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Gridlocked jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked fell down to the mat after he executed a powerbomb to "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman
Tazz: Gridlocked kicks "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Gridlocked hits "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Freeman with the Traffic Jam Slam!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked goes for the pin!
Brian Hebnor: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!
Michael Cole: Gridlocked has won the Intercontinental title!

Winner: Gridlocked

Tazz: Here comes the Interstate Champion!!!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman and Gridlocked locking horns in the centre of the ring!!
Tazz: They are going ballistic! Right hands are being thrown everywhere!
Michael Cole: Here Comes The Hurt!!
The Hurt: Stop! Stop! Stop! Break it up!!!
The Hurt: It has come to my attention that we have too many titles on Lightning!! So to rectify that, At the Royal Rumble, we will have a title Unification match – The Masked Madman v Gridlocked, The titles will merged together to make - The Undisputed Interstate champ!! Gridlocked, Take the night off!!!! Masked Madman get ready for your match!! Oh And as for the last spot in the rumble? It goes to ME!!!! The Greatest Wrestler A-LIVE today!

 

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WKB vs Swoosh
Non-Title Match

(Old Brutus Beefcake Music begins to play as WKB makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from Melbourne, weighing in at 232 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'0 is WKB!
(The crowd cheers for WKB.)
(Numb begins to play as Swoosh makes his way to the ring.)
Making his way to the ring at this time hailing from parts unknown, weighing in at 245 pounds, and standing at a height of 6'4 is Swoosh!
(The crowd boos Swoosh.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Michael Cole: WKB goes for a powerbomb, but Swoosh reverses with a back body drop
Tazz: snapmare! WKB is down
Michael Cole: WKB jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Tazz: WKB kicks Swoosh, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Michael Cole: Swoosh picks up WKB and piledrives WKB's head into the mat!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: Swoosh picks up WKB and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: WKB gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: WKB grabs Swoosh and slams his back into the knee of WKB!
Michael Cole: Swoosh is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: Swoosh ducks and quickly hits WKB with a monstrous uppercut!!!
Michael Cole: WKB jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Swoosh hits WKB with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: WKB gets back up to his feet.
Tazz: WKB sends Swoosh into the ropes and hits Swoosh with a jumpkick!
Michael Cole: Swoosh jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Swoosh hits a DDT on WKB, WKB is out!
Michael Cole: WKB gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: WKB hits Swoosh with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: WKB picks up Swoosh from the mat.
Tazz: Swoosh kicks WKB, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Michael Cole: WKB beautifully executes an airplane spin on Swoosh!
Michael Cole: WKB picks up Swoosh from the mat.
Tazz: WKB kicks Swoosh, but he comes back with a kick of his own
Michael Cole: WKB grabs Swoosh by the arm, pulls him down, and puts on an armbar!
Michael Cole: Swoosh is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: Swoosh hits WKB with a punch and WKB looks a little dazed!
Michael Cole: WKB tackles Swoosh to the ground
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: Swoosh is on the ground, as WKB shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: WKB picks up Swoosh from the mat.
Tazz: WKB ducks and quickly hits Swoosh with a monstrous uppercut!!!
Tazz: WKB picks up Swoosh and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: WKB Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: WKB picks up Swoosh and suplexes him!
Tazz: WKB picks up Swoosh and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Swoosh gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by Swoosh sends WKB to the mat
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: Swoosh kicks WKB and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Swoosh picks up WKB and piledrives WKB's head into the mat!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Swoosh Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: WKB gets back up to his feet.
Michael Cole: Swoosh winds back and releases a wicked punch on WKB!!!
Tazz: WKB is on the ground, as Swoosh shows him a few right hands
Tazz: Swoosh kicks WKB and picks him up for more punishment.
Michael Cole: Swoosh hits WKB with a devastating kick to the gut!
Michael Cole: Swoosh tackles WKB to the ground
Michael Cole: WKB is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: Swoosh atomic drops WKB!!
Michael Cole: Swoosh Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: WKB is on the ground, as Swoosh shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Swoosh picks up WKB from the mat.
Tazz: WKB dropkicks Swoosh and send him flying!
Michael Cole: WKB picks up Swoosh.
Michael Cole: WKB hits Swoosh with the The Kick back!
Michael Cole: WKB goes for the pin! He has his feet on the ropes!!!
Mike Cioda: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!
Michael Cole: He’s beaten a heavyweight!!!!!
Tazz: He cheated he had his foot on the ropes

Winner: WKB

 

[Stegelator]

Da Bruiser & The Masked Madman vs GoSainters10 & Venom
Main Event


(Bad Habit begins to play as Da Bruiser & The Masked Madman makes their way to the ring.)
Making their way to the ring at this time are tDa Bruiser and The Masked Madman!
(The crowd loudly boos Da Bruiser & The Masked Madman.)
(Brawler begins to play as GoSainters10 & Venom makes their way to the ring.)
Making their way to the ring at this time are GoSainters10 and Venom!
(The crowd loudly cheers GoSainters10 & Venom.)
(The bell sounds and the match is underway!)
Tazz: Da Bruiser pokes GoSainters10 in the eye. that's old school
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser locks GoSainters10 in an abdominal stretch!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser winds back and releases a wicked punch on GoSainters10!!!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser hits GoSainters10 with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Tazz: The Masked Madman picks up GoSainters10 and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: And chops to the chest by The Masked Madman
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman dropkicks GoSainters10 in the face with ease! GoSainters10 is out on his feet!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman locks GoSainters10 in an abdominal stretch!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman locks GoSainters10 in an abdominal stretch!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman grabs GoSainters10 and slams his back into the knee of The Masked Madman!
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as The Masked Madman shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman gets to the corner and tags in Da Bruiser!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Tazz: The Masked Madman picks up GoSainters10 and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman dropkicks GoSainters10 in the face with ease! GoSainters10 is out on his feet!
Tazz: The Masked Madman punches GoSainters10, but it dosen't affect him!!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman beautifully executes an airplane spin on GoSainters10!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman tackles GoSainters10 to the ground
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman gets to the corner and tags in Da Bruiser!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: A Thunderous Clothesline by Da Bruiser and GoSainters10 is out!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: And A Right hand by Da Bruiser
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser picks up GoSainters10 and piledrives GoSainters10's head into the mat!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as Da Bruiser shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as The Masked Madman shows him a few right hands
Tazz: The Masked Madman picks up GoSainters10 and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Tazz: The Masked Madman picks up GoSainters10 and slams him down with a powerbomb!
Tazz: The Masked Madman kicks GoSainters10 and picks him up for more punishment.
Tazz: snapmare! GoSainters10 is down
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as The Masked Madman shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman gets to the corner and tags in Da Bruiser!
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as Da Bruiser shows him a few right hands
Tazz: Da Bruiser kicks GoSainters10 and picks him up for more punishment.
Tazz: And chops to the chest by Da Bruiser
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser hits GoSainters10 with a bone breaking German suplex!!!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman gets to the corner and tags in Da Bruiser!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Michael Cole: Hook of the leg, he could have it here! 1, 2 kickout
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman gets to the corner and tags in Da Bruiser!
Tazz: Da Bruiser picks up GoSainters10 and suplexes him!
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as Da Bruiser shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Tazz: GoSainters10 is on the ground, as The Masked Madman shows him a few right hands
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman gets to the corner and tags in Da Bruiser!
Tazz: Da Bruiser picks up GoSainters10 and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 is slowly getting up... looks like he's hurt.
Tazz: snapmare! GoSainters10 is down
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser picks up GoSainters10 from the mat.
Michael Cole: Monkey flip by Da Bruiser sends GoSainters10 to the mat
Michael Cole: GoSainters10 jumps back up to his feet! and the crowd is going nuts!!!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser winds back and releases a wicked punch on GoSainters10!!!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Tazz: Da Bruiser picks up GoSainters10 and suplexes him!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman Goes for the cover 1..2..HE KICKED IT OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Michael Cole: Their both struggling to their corners, The Masked Madman and tagged in Da Bruiser, AND GOSAINTERS10 HAS TAGGED VENOM!!!
Tazz: A Thunderous Clothesline and Da Bruiser is out!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser reaches over and tags The Masked Madman into the match!
Michael Cole: The Masked Madman walks straight into a DDT by Venom
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser attacks Venom from behind,
Tazz: GoSainters10 knocks Da Bruiser out of the ring
Tazz: Da Bruiser hits GoSainters10 with a steel chair!! The ref didn’t see it!!
Michael Cole: Venom hits The Punisher on The Masked Madman
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser from behind, hits Da Cruiser on Venom!!!
Michael Cole: Da Bruiser goes for the pin
Nick Patrick: 1, 2, 3!
Tazz: We have a winner!

Winner: Da Bruiser & The Masked Madman

(Da Bruiser holds up the Championship belt, signaling it will be his!
(The Masked Madman hits GoSainters10 with a neck ripper for good measure)


END SHOW

 

[Da Bruiser]

(Da Bruiser makes his way down to the ring)
Da Bruiser: Just then I proved to Venom, That I have got that something that he don't got, in order to be the champ. I've got something that Venom don't got! And ya see, it isn't just my reputation for kicking ass, breaking bones!! It's alot more than that! Venom comes out hear everyweek, and everyweek it's the same damn thing! "I'm YOUR champ, Venom won the champ for YOU" Venom let me ask you a simple question - what was your motives for winning that title? why do you hold that title so dear?? Well, I tell you now I can answer that question, the answer to that question is this Venom. You want to feel accepted, You want to feel as if you mean soemthing to the fans. You want to be a hero. You want to play "save the world" . Well, Venom when we go head to head this sunday, I know why I will be going out there for, do you?

 

[Stegelator]

Royal Rumble Card for Lightning:


Cruiserweight Championship Match
Hugh G. Rection v Adam Bomber v mongrelpunt v Jabso (c)

Unification Match

Gridlocked (IC champ) v The Masked Madman (Interstate Champ)

BWF Title Match

Da Bruiser v Venom (c)

Royal Rumble Lightning superstars:

WKB
Hugh G. Rection
JaxXx
Adam Bomber
Swoosh
Rusty
Jabso
Mongrelpunt
The Masked Madman
Gridlocked No. 30
SADDAM
Bumblebee Man
The Shockmaester
Da Bruiser
The Hurt

 

[Rough_Edges]

Dominators enter the Ring

GoSainters10: HAHAHAHA, Da Bruiser I pity you and I can not wait untill I get my hands on you.

(Crowd Cheers Lowdly)

GoSainters10: Now I know that no one and I mean no one can deafeat me in a fair and Square match!

(Crowd goes wild)

GoSainters10: And I am asking the Dominators to take on Da Bruiser, Masked Madman, Swoosh and WKB.....Deal?

(Crowd Erupts)

GoSainters10: The Domiantors will go on a rampage in next week, and we will show you why we are called the Dominators!

(Crowd goes Wild)

 

[trent]

(Venom makes his way down to the ring)
Yeah sure Da Loser!!
(Crowd laughs)
I know why you will be going out there is to see if maybe just maybe you have a 1 in a million chance of beating me!!! Certainly the odds are stacked against you rightfully so. So you think your smart you think your tuff by coming out here and running your mouth about how your better than me. Well i got something to tell you Da Bruiser im the world Heavyweight champ and there is no way im going to lose what means most to me to a pathetic nobody like you!!! You with your Da Cruiser and kicking ass breaking bones yeah thats great i mean i'm terrified of facing you!!
(Crowd laughs)
This sunday at the Royal Rumble will be the best match you have ever been in because you will face the greatest wrestler alive today. Da Bruiser the main man the true maineventer around here is me VENOM and this Sunday i will walk in to the Royal Rumble the Heavyweight champ and walk out of the Rumble the Heavyweight champ and there is nothing your punkass can do about it!!
Da Bruiser your just another Venom wannabe!!
(Venom raises his belt in the air and salutes the crowd)

 

[Stegelator]

Originally posted by trent
the greatest wrestler alive today.

oi, that's The Hurt's Line, Get your own!!

 

[Da Bruiser]

Originally posted by trent
(Venom makes his way down to the ring)
Yeah sure Da Loser!!
(Crowd laughs)
I know why you will be going out there is to see if maybe just maybe you have a 1 in a million chance of beating me!!! Certainly the odds are stacked against you rightfully so. So you think your smart you think your tuff by coming out here and running your mouth about how your better than me. Well i got something to tell you Da Bruiser im the world Heavyweight champ and there is no way im going to lose what means most to me to a pathetic nobody like you!!! You with your Da Cruiser and kicking ass breaking bones yeah thats great i mean i'm terrified of facing you!!
(Crowd laughs)
This sunday at the Royal Rumble will be the best match you have ever been in because you will face the greatest wrestler alive today. Da Bruiser the main man the true maineventer around here is me VENOM and this Sunday i will walk in to the Royal Rumble the Heavyweight champ and walk out of the Rumble the Heavyweight champ and there is nothing your punkass can do about it!!
Da Bruiser your just another Venom wannabe!!
(Venom raises his belt in the air and salutes the crowd)

you have a worse sense of humour than Rove

 

[Rough_Edges]

GoSainters10: hahaha, you 2 are so stupid, how about you stop having a go at eachother and start Training for the Rumble!

GoSainters10: I think you two should just go play Soccer or something! Thats How Pu$$y you are!

(Crowd goes mad)

GoSainters10: Or maybe you should a lesson from Bevan, Maybe he will show you how to play Cricket!

GoSainters10: Because both of you sure ain't good wrestlers!

Hit that starts playing as GS10 leaves the Ring!

 

[Kapow!!!]

The Shockmaester: I kicked your @$$ Rusty. I'm gonna be the Interstaticontinental Champion in NO Time

Rusty: Your @$$ is mine in the Rumble you dirty S.O.B

***Big Fight breaks***

I just love fighting with myself

 

[WKB]

Well I beat a heavyweight and they said it couldn't be done. I've come on before Elvis and blown him off the stage because I rock and roll like a crazy man.

All I say is look out come Rumble time baby

 

[Homer]

Originally posted by Stegelator

The Hurt: Stop! Stop! Stop! Break it up!!!
The Hurt: It has come to my attention that we have too many titles on Lightning!! So to rectify that, At the Royal Rumble, we will have a title Unification match – The Masked Madman v Gridlocked, The titles will merged together to make - The Undisputed Interstate champ!! Gridlocked, Take the night off!!!! Masked Madman get ready for your match!! Oh And as for the last spot in the rumble? It goes to ME!!!! The Greatest Wrestler A-LIVE today!

Homer enters:

Oi!! What in the hell are you thinking? Excuse me Hurt??? Remember me Jackass??? I'm giving you 2 days to put me on that card or I will make your life a living HELL!!!

Hows about we take this to the ring. I mean if you are THAT great, you should be able to fight me for that final spot, and then have one of us in the rumble. Are you man enough bitch?? My stock will only soar if you give me a chance... I know Kapow will on War. Give me a match at the Pay Per View, or your life will get worse. Notice me, I'm the most talented wrestler on this show and you are too arrogant to notice my skill... You are scared that I could become a force, you know I have the wood over you, you are a skirt!!

Homer leaves:

 

[trent]

Originally posted by Da Bruiser
you have a worse sense of humour than Rove

HAHAHA thats a good one!

(NOT)

 

[trent]

Originally posted by GoSainters10
GoSainters10: hahaha, you 2 are so stupid, how about you stop having a go at eachother and start Training for the Rumble!

GoSainters10: I think you two should just go play Soccer or something! Thats How Pu$$y you are!

(Crowd goes mad)

GoSainters10: Or maybe you should a lesson from Bevan, Maybe he will show you how to play Cricket!

GoSainters10: Because both of you sure ain't good wrestlers!

Hit that starts playing as GS10 leaves the Ring!

GoSainters10 you are nothing compared to Venom you think your funny well you just suck!!! Nobody wants to listen to your crap!
Venom: Your just another Venom wanna be!

 

[trent]

Originally posted by Stegelator
oi, that's The Hurt's Line, Get your own!!

AH hello The hurt isnt a wrestler he is the General Manager so get your facts right buddy!

 

[Kapow!!!]

Originally posted by trent
AH hello The hurt isnt a wrestler he is the General Manager so get your facts right buddy!

He's in the rumble, does that count?

 

[Homer]

Originally posted by Kapow!!!
He's in the rumble, does that count?

Whoa!!! He is in the rumble in MY spot! Just because 'Captain No-Nuts' thought it'd be a laugh to wrestle, the one with all of the talent, misses out on an opportunity to further his career!! He will regret this day for as long as he lives... Which wont be long!!!!!!