Hello Bay,
Due to the softness of the drug cheat, Lachlan Whitfield, and the softness of the AFL, Geelong will be without Jhye Clark, easily the best eastern state midfielder from his draft year.
With no Dangerfield, no Blicavs (for the same above reasons), a form-slump Tom Hawkins
etc Geelong will be no match for a fully rebuilt, "we're going to be a premiership threat for 10 years", 17th placed but would be wooden spooners if not for a once-in-a-lifetime-shit-Norf, Richmond.
You can look forward to:
Due to the softness of the drug cheat, Lachlan Whitfield, and the softness of the AFL, Geelong will be without Jhye Clark, easily the best eastern state midfielder from his draft year.
With no Dangerfield, no Blicavs (for the same above reasons), a form-slump Tom Hawkins
PLAYERCARDSTART
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Tom Hawkins
- Age
- 36
- Ht
- 197cm
- Wt
- 105kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 12.2
- 3star
- K
- 7.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.4
- 3star
- M
- 5.5
- 5star
- T
- 1.9
- 4star
- G
- 2.1
- 5star
- D
- 12.7
- 3star
- K
- 8.6
- 3star
- HB
- 4.1
- 3star
- M
- 5.1
- 5star
- T
- 2.1
- 3star
- G
- 1.6
- 5star
- D
- 7.8
- 2star
- K
- 5.6
- 3star
- HB
- 2.2
- 2star
- M
- 4.2
- 4star
- T
- 1.0
- 3star
- G
- 2.2
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
You can look forward to:
- Melts from Tigers frontrunners
- Melts from Collingwood flogs
- An appearance from selected Hawks flogs if Richmond win
- Richmond supporters trying to get the bricks they paid for back so they can "donate" them to the players as they leave the ground
- A fine game of football at the league's best venue
- A display of unabashed MelbClubBias
- Bizarre interpretations of the HTB rule
- Sulky comments from the commentary box
- Civility and modesty from Geelong supporters
- Witty banter from yours truly