Lloyd takin' a dive (stayin alive - bee gees)

[Roo_Boy]

Time for a laugh.
Had the post this. Funny enough an essendon supporter emailed this to me

>Sung to the tune of the Bee Gees "Staying
>Alive"
>
>
>Takin' A Dive (Stayin' Alive)
>
>Well, you can tell by the way I whine and
>sulk
>I'm a Bombers man, and not a Hawk
>Up the ground Hird kicks the ball
>I can't mark so I take a fall
>
>And now it's all right, it's OK
>The ump can't look the other way
>The dumb full back don't understand
>But it's my free, holding the man
>
>When the full back's spoiling that's when I
>start a-falling
>I'm takin' a dive, takin' a dive
>Be it Gaspar, Hay or Wakelin, there's just no
>mistakin'
>That I'm taking a dive, taking a dive
>Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive, takin' a dive
>Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive
>
>Well I get tripped or taken high
>I get the frees, don't even try
>All around I hear the boos
>But the whistle's gone and I can't lose.
>
>But it's all right, and it's OK
>I felt a brush, I'm on my way
>The whistle's gone, just like I planned
>Darren Goldspink's my biggest fan
>
>Even though the roof's closed, I still check
>how the wind blows
>And I'm takin' a dive, takin' a dive
>Feel the slightest contact and suddenly I'm
>on my back
>Cos I'm taking a dive, taking a dive
>Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive, takin' a dive
>Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive

go roos 2002

 

[roobear]

Just so you're aware, this was written by Danny Chook Fan Club. He posted it on the "General Talk" board about a month ago.
If you're passing it on through email, I'm sure he'd appreciate being credited for it....

 

[Roo_Boy]

Ohh i see, tell him well done, its funny stuff.

 

[Briedis]

Very funny....I love it! Well done DCFC and thanks Roo_Boy for posting it!