Love him or hate him, post one of your best Kinsella stories

[bob down]

Is he a ****er or is he a legend? Watched St Bedes vs COBS at Brindisi this year, Bevo firing up the lads before the game, they come out at 1.40 for their pre game strectches on the opposite side of the ground, next to the car park, doing run throughs etc, not Kinna though, nah, stood out the front of the change rooms watching the last 5 minutes of the twos smoking a durrie! Legendary stuff.

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Heard a good one from the C section GF this year...Kinna - SBMTAFC and Lewski - AJAX apparently played together at Old Melburniarns for a season or two...late in the second term of the GF the Tigers had worked their way back from 47 points down to 22...Lewski for AJAX has a set shot kicking with the breeze in his back from about 35mtrs out very little angle to speak of but misses...Kinna runs past him as he misses the shot and says "hey Lewsk...that miss just lost you the Flag"....and the rest as they say is history...

 

[Bluesnews43]

I am not only saying this because im an ajax supporter......


the guy is a tool and a blight on the game..
play football, if you want to fight go into a boxing ring...

in my opinion the tough ones are the players that keep their eyes on the ball
not the ones who hit players behind play...

 

[knackers_2]

Is he a ****er or is he a legend? Watched St Bedes vs COBS at Brindisi this year, Bevo firing up the lads before the game, they come out at 1.40 for their pre game strectches on the opposite side of the ground, next to the car park, doing run throughs etc, not Kinna though, nah, stood out the front of the change rooms watching the last 5 minutes of the twos smoking a durrie! Legendary stuff.

I once saw him fight 49 rounds bare knuckle with a Spaniard in a pub in Colac

 

[Slay Master G]

I remember back in 2002 at the Junction, I successfully baulked him and had an open goal coming up, or so I thought, rather than give in, Kinsella the weak dog threw a massive hay-maker straight at my head and knocked me unconscious.

The bloke is a thug with no talent.

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Sounds like you didn't successfully baulk him....

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

And I've seen him cop his fair share of whacks too...black eyes etc...but never heard him BITCH about it like some...and he'd always be the first to buy you a beer after the game...not sulk off and BITCH about it...

 

[The_Cat]

Gee, I wonder if this is one of those signs... "You know you've made it when...."

A thread dedicated to one bloke, wow. Kinna would be loving this.

RCT, is the so-called 'thug' saddling up again next year or has the sun set on his illustrious career.

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

I believe he may be terrorising Newcastle this weekend with a few others...and I think he is going to saddle up again next year.

 

[Slay Master G]

I believe he may be terrorising Newcastle this weekend with a few others...and I think he is going to saddle up again next year.

Wonder if he'll be throwing cheap shots at the bogans up there...? Me thinks not!

 

[Richard Clay Torpedoes]

Good to see you can finally admit to being a bogan too.

 

[Slay Master G]

Good to see you can finally admit to being a bogan too.

?????
RCT, you make little sense...

What does make sense is that Kinsella has thrown more cheap shots on the field that we've had hot dinners, what he lacks in talent (which is a fair bit) he has made up for in thuggery and mouthing off. A blight on the VAFA game one would say.

Anyhow, every dog has it's day and I'm sure he will get his.

 

[justin timberlake]

?????
RCT, you make little sense...

What does make sense is that Kinsella has thrown more cheap shots on the field that we've had hot dinners, what he lacks in talent (which is a fair bit) he has made up for in thuggery and mouthing off. A blight on the VAFA game one would say.

Anyhow, every dog has it's day and I'm sure he will get his.

Is this the same guy that let off the fire hydrant in his hotel over the Sydney Easter racing carnival?

Still wasn't a patch on Brendan Ryan and Josh Madden throwing a couch off their balcony at Bondi.........

Good weekend that.....

 

[Slay Master G]

Is this the same guy that let off the fire hydrant in his hotel over the Sydney Easter racing carnival?

Still wasn't a patch on Brendan Ryan and Josh Madden throwing a couch off their balcony at Bondi.........

Good weekend that.....

You're thinking of Kenna from Old Trinity....

 

[The Demon]

And I've seen him cop his fair share of whacks too...black eyes etc...but never heard him BITCH about it like some...and he'd always be the first to buy you a beer after the game...not sulk off and BITCH about it...

Tough Guys in the Ammos. Ooohh Scary!!

 

[the_saint]

Tough Guys in the Ammos. Ooohh Scary!!

Yes, there are.

 

[bob down]

Tough Guys in the Ammos. Ooohh Scary!!

Demon, would love to see you play against bomber Burden...go back to your masturbaters anonymous thread...

 

[THE BEACON]

Tough Guys in the Ammos. Ooohh Scary!!

Bit rich coming from you Demon, when you sleep with the lights on!!!!!

 

[sImpLy f0oTy]

I remember back in 2002 at the Junction, I successfully baulked him and had an open goal coming up, or so I thought, rather than give in, Kinsella the weak dog threw a massive hay-maker straight at my head and knocked me unconscious.

The bloke is a thug with no talent.

A good story there, how was your head?
Must say, that gave me abit of a laugh reading that...

 

[goallinegg]

All i can say he was good value over the weekend...him and hayes put alot of the younger blokes to shame (including me).

 

[i make sense]

went to primary school with Kinna and i recall him being a loose cannon back then.
1986 me and him were in Mrs worthington's grade 4 class. kinna got suspended from school after being warned repeatedly about dropping his pencil on the ground so he could bend down and look up girls skirts. (i say pencil because he couldn't get his pen licence, guy had ugly hand writting!).

1988 Kinna in Mrs mangle's grade 6 class.
1989 Kinna in Mrs sweeney's grade 6 class. Mrs mangle left the teaching proffesion after 1988. (Kinna in her class - enough said)

Grade 6 - the best 2 years of Kinna's life.

 

[Slay Master G]

went to primary school with Kinna and i recall him being a loose cannon back then.
1986 me and him were in Mrs worthington's grade 4 class. kinna got suspended from school after being warned repeatedly about dropping his pencil on the ground so he could bend down and look up girls skirts. (i say pencil because he couldn't get his pen licence, guy had ugly hand writting!).

1988 Kinna in Mrs mangle's grade 6 class.
1989 Kinna in Mrs sweeney's grade 6 class. Mrs mangle left the teaching proffesion after 1988. (Kinna in her class - enough said)

Grade 6 - the best 2 years of Kinna's life.

Judging by your spelling and grammar, you were lucky to pass the 6th grade yourself.

 

[bob down]

Judging by your spelling and grammar, you were lucky to pass the 6th grade yourself.

Heard the St Bedes boys cant stand Kinna, is this true? Comes from a very good source 'inside' the club...
SMG and Kinna 2 at Festival Hall?

 

[Surly23]

Heard the St Bedes boys cant stand Kinna, is this true? Comes from a very good source 'inside' the club...
SMG and Kinna 2 at Festival Hall?

I think he is much loved, especially by his little mate Jimmy Tyquin!!!

They play Volleyball together............................

 

[Scribe]

Correct me if I'm wrong but the sum total of legendary stories of David Kinsella appears that he:

1. smokes before a game,
2. urinates on the fence before a game,
3. can sledge a bloke for missing a shot for goal during a GF
4. has whacked a few blokes and
5. has been whacked back.

Not a particularly scintillating collection of stories thus far......