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Bunk Moreland said:
Just an incredible lack of game by Luke too.

Here’s a tip for all the boys out there...

Women don’t want to see a picture of your dick.

It doesn’t turn them on.

They’re not men. They’re not erotic visualists. They’re women.

She doesn’t want it, she doesn’t like it, and it doesn’t get her excited. If she says so she’s lying to be polite.

I’ll allow it in a very, very long term relationship or marriage if the woman asks for it, for whatever reason.

Other than that, the only reason a women is happy to see a picture of your dick is so she can put it in a group chat and laugh about it with her friends.

Imagine a man in his 50s not knowing this. What a ****ing loser.
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Best post on this thread.

And most accurate.
 
Bunk Moreland said:
Just an incredible lack of game by Luke too.

Here’s a tip for all the boys out there...

Women don’t want to see a picture of your dick.

It doesn’t turn them on.

They’re not men. They’re not erotic visualists. They’re women.

She doesn’t want it, she doesn’t like it, and it doesn’t get her excited. If she says so she’s lying to be polite.

I’ll allow it in a very, very long term relationship or marriage if the woman asks for it, for whatever reason.

Other than that, the only reason a women is happy to see a picture of your dick is so she can put it in a group chat and laugh about it with her friends.

Imagine a man in his 50s not knowing this. What a ****ing loser.
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LOL. To say that women are not visual creatures is the biggest urban myth in social dynamics. For men they find very fit, yes they do find them visually arousing.
 
For your viewing pleasure, a picture of my big ****

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If she's consenting, this is the funniest thing that will happen this off season.

If she's not, he should be in jail. Not just for the act, but for the gross contents.
 
gambinotosserflog said:
LOL. To say that women are not visual creatures is the biggest urban myth in social dynamics. For men they find very fit, yes they do find them visually arousing.
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A random picture of a **** is doing absolutely nothing for any woman.

Particularly one that looks so well maintained that it could be from an 1890s coal miner after a 14 hour shift in the pit.
 

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Elixuh said:
Probably not even in the top 5 most embarrassing things to happen to Carlton in the past 12 months.
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Ah wat? President sends a dick pick accidentally on a social media platform? That’s #1 my friend
 
Wonder how the search for the culprit is going?

Surely he cut short his holiday, reported this to law enforcement, and has reached out to the local head of X to expedite the investigation and get all possible data relating to the breach?
 
dmc333 said:
They can't outright say it, but they can have someone on to highlight the absurdities.

The lady at about 35 seconds subtly does enough to say he's bullshitting.

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I also liked the not so subtle "If the post was made by a hacker, they could potentially face serious charges....."
 
Bunk Moreland said:
Just an incredible lack of game by Luke too.

Here’s a tip for all the boys out there...

Women don’t want to see a picture of your dick.

It doesn’t turn them on.

They’re not men. They’re not erotic visualists. They’re women.

She doesn’t want it, she doesn’t like it, and it doesn’t get her excited. If she says so she’s lying to be polite.

I’ll allow it in a very, very long term relationship or marriage if the woman asks for it, for whatever reason.

Other than that, the only reason a women is happy to see a picture of your dick is so she can put it in a group chat and laugh about it with her friends.

Imagine a man in his 50s not knowing this. What a ****ing loser.
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Cocaine is god’s way of showing you that you have too much money.
 
Sir_Loin said:
Ah wat? President sends a dick pick accidentally on a social media platform? That’s #1 my friend
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Brother they went 60-0 in a final and almost didn’t score for the entire half
 

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