Scandal Luke Slayers

[MisterB]

Going to make the first President's Lunch for 2025 "interesting".

 

[gambinotosserflog]

She's hopefully devastated enough to report it to the AFL Integrity Unit. I assume they can investigate club presidents, or do they only go after the big fish like first year players on mad mondays?

If she's genuinely on the end of a random DP, then sure. But something tells me it's extremely odd for someone to send some random picture to a connected someones inactive account. People need to wrap their heads around the idea that the cultural narrative of 'men bad, women good' is a falsehood.

 

[DERO]

doesn't actually address my question. you're deflecting.

You've sent dick picks, haven't you?

 

[beema limapep]

Soooooo.....its been 3 days. Has the phone been handed over to police yet? 'No stone unturned' after all.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Going to make the first President's Lunch for 2025 "interesting".

No cocktail franks surely

 

[Pistol Night]

Going to make the first President's Lunch for 2025 "interesting".

Maybe Lukey wont attend and send a group message informing everyone..

With an attachment

 

[sabso]

No cocktail franks surely

Username checks out

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

The layers of stakeholders and their reactions to this are what makes it such a potentially delicious story... news outlets: I know he must be your mate, or pay for advertising or something, but give me some breaking news fkers. I could be wrong, but I swear I saw a 3AW post pop-up on my feed "Carlton President Luke Sayers targeted in cyber hack" or similar. Like: "Really? You're believing this shit? Or your news reporting can be corrupted that easily?"

But yeah, it should be fascinating to see what the family's response (is Luke going to be out in the cottage/granny flat for a few weeks?) What's Bupa's reaction? What's the Carlton reaction (board/admin/leadership group/AFLW team etc.)? What are their (Bupa and Carlton's) stakeholders' reactions? Was he a board member when Josh Bootsma was marched out the door?

Surely 95%+ of those people don't believe his explanation... I reckon even given the strength he apparently wields, he'd be flat out keeping all those groups presenting a united front. And as soon as one breaks ranks, the house of cards would topple pretty quickly.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Has LuSlay referred it to the cops yet? If his X account can be hacked so easily he’d be worried about all his dating apps surely

 

[Sir_Loin]

Going to make the first President's Lunch for 2025 "interesting".

Puppetry of the Penis the opening act

 

[Cyclonus]

Or your news reporting can be corrupted that easily?"

Always has, always will.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Imagine how blind Sayers must have been when he accidentally sent the pic as a tweet rather than as a DM to this person.

Imagine how blind he must have been to think it was a good idea regardless.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

View attachment 2200783

Reporter: "[Sayers] scandal update: [Luke] sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers."
Luke Sayers: "Hey, that's a half-truth!"

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Always has, always will.

I always remember a scene from Frontline when Mike Moore (Rob Sitch's current affairs host character) says "Don't underestimate our audience" to his executive producer who responds with "I've made a career out of it, mate."

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Just an incredible lack of game by Luke too.

Here’s a tip for all the boys out there...

Women don’t want to see a picture of your dick.

It doesn’t turn them on.

They’re not men. They’re not erotic visualists. They’re women.

She doesn’t want it, she doesn’t like it, and it doesn’t get her excited. If she says so she’s lying to be polite.

I’ll allow it in a very, very long term relationship or marriage if the woman asks for it, for whatever reason.

Other than that, the only reason a women is happy to see a picture of your dick is so she can put it in a group chat and laugh about it with her friends.

Imagine a man in his 50s not knowing this. What a ****ing loser.

Correct, what they want is unsolicited DECK pics, they want to see your deck building skills.

 

[mighty_lions]

 

[Pistol Night]

Tom Morris is all over it

 

[mighty_lions]

Tom Morris is all over it

case closed

 

[Pistol Night]

Correct, what they want is unsolicited DECK pics, they want to see your deck building skills.

 

[The 747]

Tom Morris is all over it

This is the finest journalism.

 

[mightypowerrrr]

Tom Morris is all over it

Luke Sayers has his liquor license

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

case closed

That's why he's the best in the business.

 

[Cyclops]

again, another muppet deflecting and not actually answering the question.

Thx for the laughs and keep punching.