Scandal Luke Slayers

[gambinotosserflog]

She's hopefully devastated enough to report it to the AFL Integrity Unit. I assume they can investigate club presidents, or do they only go after the big fish like first year players on mad mondays?

If she's genuinely on the end of a random DP, then sure. But something tells me it's extremely odd for someone to send some random picture to a connected someones inactive account. People need to wrap their heads around the idea that the cultural narrative of 'men bad, women good' is a falsehood.

 

[DERO]

doesn't actually address my question. you're deflecting.

You've sent dick picks, haven't you?

 

[beema limapep]

Soooooo.....its been 3 days. Has the phone been handed over to police yet? 'No stone unturned' after all.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

The layers of stakeholders and their reactions to this are what makes it such a potentially delicious story... news outlets: I know he must be your mate, or pay for advertising or something, but give me some breaking news fkers. I could be wrong, but I swear I saw a 3AW post pop-up on my feed "Carlton President Luke Sayers targeted in cyber hack" or similar. Like: "Really? You're believing this shit? Or your news reporting can be corrupted that easily?"

But yeah, it should be fascinating to see what the family's response (is Luke going to be out in the cottage/granny flat for a few weeks?) What's Bupa's reaction? What's the Carlton reaction (board/admin/leadership group/AFLW team etc.)? What are their (Bupa and Carlton's) stakeholders' reactions? Was he a board member when Josh Bootsma was marched out the door?

Surely 95%+ of those people don't believe his explanation... I reckon even given the strength he apparently wields, he'd be flat out keeping all those groups presenting a united front. And as soon as one breaks ranks, the house of cards would topple pretty quickly.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Has LuSlay referred it to the cops yet? If his X account can be hacked so easily he’d be worried about all his dating apps surely

 

[Sir_Loin]

Going to make the first President's Lunch for 2025 "interesting".

Puppetry of the Penis the opening act

 

[Cyclonus]

Or your news reporting can be corrupted that easily?"

Always has, always will.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Imagine how blind Sayers must have been when he accidentally sent the pic as a tweet rather than as a DM to this person.

Imagine how blind he must have been to think it was a good idea regardless.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

View attachment 2200783

Reporter: "[Sayers] scandal update: [Luke] sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers."
Luke Sayers: "Hey, that's a half-truth!"

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Always has, always will.

I always remember a scene from Frontline when Mike Moore (Rob Sitch's current affairs host character) says "Don't underestimate our audience" to his executive producer who responds with "I've made a career out of it, mate."

 

[mighty_lions]

 

[Pistol Night]

Tom Morris is all over it

 

[mighty_lions]

Tom Morris is all over it

case closed

 

[The 747]

Tom Morris is all over it

This is the finest journalism.

 

[mightypowerrrr]

Tom Morris is all over it

Luke Sayers has his liquor license

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

case closed

That's why he's the best in the business.

 

[Cyclops]

again, another muppet deflecting and not actually answering the question.

Thx for the laughs and keep punching.

 

[thegrach]

If he's smart he throws a junior staff member of his company under the bus with the "social media coordinator" title and just throws money at them to shut up.

 

[Daniltchenko You Beauty]

Skiing at 7:45 in the morning? Sunrise is at 7.30 in Italy.

 

[Cyclops]

Skiing at 7:45 in the morning? Sunrise is at 7.30 in Italy.

Pretty sus, evidence suggests Sayers can't get up on time.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

How to call someone a liar without directly doing so. Someone is calling someone's bluff.

 

[Pistol Night]

How to call someone a liar without directly doing so. Someone is calling someone's bluff. View attachment 2201873

I don’t think the cops can do anything about the size of it?

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

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They'll want to sweep this one under the carpet

…or engulf it in a matted pastiche of unkempt pubes.




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[Devington]

It's actually starting to piss me off a bit that the AFL hasn't said anything. For a regular club employee this is OBVIOUSLY within the AFL's jurisdiction. So is a club president outside of that for whatever technical reason, are they just not announcing that they are investigating, or are they refusing to? Tell us something.

 

[largebus]

Dunno what the issue is, I send dick pics like this to girls all the time.