Scandal Luke Slayers

[Atomboy]

Hah newbie.

I know of someone who makes that a week, constantly wins multiple 2nd division prizes in Lotto, owns an international chain of eyelash salons and cured themself of stage 4 cancer simply by the laying on of their own hands.

And perhaps most miraculous of all, popped down to a Cairns shopping centre and won £100k on a scratchie.

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You deserve it babe xx

 

[beez]

The word going around Bean Counting Traps is the couple involved are allegedly in an “Open” relationship…

My initial reaction to this was that it is unlike you to use sexual connotations in posts, but then I realised you were referring to accounting/financial circles and not some sexual conquests group chat

 

[Bont the Lord]

Off topic but just found this on our friend Kim…… no mention of the New York salon, the terminal cancer, the crypto hustle, the Ricky Nixon scandal. Just some lies about being in the defence force, maybe some truths about domestic violence and a probably true story about being homeless.

Meet Kim, Cairns - Rosies

rosies.org.au

Struth. She's led quite the interesting life thus far

 

[strayadmbcnt]

The latest in the Age by Jake Niall is a bit weird. Makes it sound like LS is the victim and and the post was intended to inflict the maximum reputational damage on HIM. Huge if true I wonder who would go to that effort.

Jake Niall needs to blow his nose, as does everyone on that piece of crap age footy podcast.

 

[the avoca drover]

Inbetweeners reference. I salute you Sir.

I like Will’s mum.

 

[Hamingja]

I'm a little bit concerned that some of you guys have seemingly chosen to source the uncensored photos of this fat, old blokes limp dick. The censored version is enough for me.

You like to use your imagination instead?

 

[Gavin Excell]

View attachment 2210843The PR machine in motion. "not of his doing"

Yeah I read this as the first step in the resurrection of his career by sympathetic media

 

[Bont the Lord]

Off topic but just found this on our friend Kim…… no mention of the New York salon, the terminal cancer, the crypto hustle, the Ricky Nixon scandal. Just some lies about being in the defence force, maybe some truths about domestic violence and a probably true story about being homeless.

Meet Kim, Cairns - Rosies

rosies.org.au

I tried to do a deep dive on this stuff. Defence Force and now a management job at Coles. Couldn't find any court hearings regarding the ex being in the big house.

 

[PhatBoy]

I like Will’s mum.

Everybody does

 

[craffles]

I tried to do a deep dive on this stuff. Defence Force and now a management job at Coles. Couldn't find any court hearings regarding the ex being in the big house.

For someone with 12 years experience as a lash technician it would be strange to work in intelligence at the defence force and then all of a sudden become an area manager at Coles

We need mods to re-open the old thread.

 

[LanceRomance]

Carlton need to own this and put the dick pic on the banner they run through in round 1.

Put goatse on the otherside

 

[sabso]

Carlton need to own this and put the dick pic on the banner they run through in round 1.

I’m hoping fans of both teams will bring enough inflatable dicks in it’ll be like a 90000 person hen night.

 

[LanceRomance]

I’m hoping fans of both teams will bring enough inflatable dicks in it’ll be like a 90000 person hen night.

Perhaps with 90s basketball music hit



Which would be my choice of backing music if I ever had a dick pick (or rod shot) leak.

 

[HomerThompson]

Just be sure to get the banner straight.

Maybe a sponsorship tie-in with Pfizer. "Should have taken the blue pill"

 

[the avoca drover]

I like this thread.

 

[Spearman]

The PR machine in motion. "not of his doing"

got an extra letter there

 

[dmc333]

The AFL found that Sayers himself had not posted the offending image/tweet – his supporters reckon him a social media dunce, incapable of posting anything.

Stupid angle to argue innocence. Only lends weight to the f-up theory that it was meant to be a DM.

 

[Pistol Night]

The AFL found that Sayers himself had not posted the offending image/tweet – his supporters reckon him a social media dunce, incapable of posting anything.

Stupid angle to argue innocence. Only lends weight to the f-up theory that it was meant to be a DM.

Who took the pic? Has he got a dick pic photographer? "Yeah just swing the sack a bit to the left Lukey. Yep beautiful. Click"

 

[Bont the Lord]

Who took the pic? Has he got a dick pic photographer? "Yeah just swing the sack a bit to the left Lukey. Yep beautiful. Click"

Say cheese

 

[Lockyer24]

The AFL found that Sayers himself had not posted the offending image/tweet – his supporters reckon him a social media dunce, incapable of posting anything.

Stupid angle to argue innocence. Only lends weight to the f-up theory that it was meant to be a DM.

Bet this was based on words and not technological truth

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Who took the pic? Has he got a dick pic photographer? "Yeah just swing the sack a bit to the left Lukey. Yep beautiful. Click"

"Stand up nice and straight".

 

[fnerd]

Says something about the society we live in where the posting of a penis (under whatever circumstance ends up being true) is seen as a more unforgivable act than scamming the Australian public by leaking confidential government information for personal profit.

Yea mate , hear ya , as others have said how the **** that unbelievable piece of is not in jail for that is insane.
Absolute picture perfect example of the amount of corruption going on at the highest levels in both the corporate and political worlds and a good indicator of just how many influential figures have their fingers in some very big pies

The bloke is born to end up as a candidate for a safe liberal seat in the future - once of course it’s deemed public apathy has waned enough

 

[Pistol Night]

"Stand up nice and straight".

Well he didn't listen to that