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Jake Niall needs to blow his nose, as does everyone on that piece of crap age footy podcast.
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Jake Niall needs to blow his nose, as does everyone on that piece of crap age footy podcast.
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I think it's a embarrassing article*, as you say it very much has a feel (hee hee) of a poor ol' Luke narrative.
I like the caption to the photo posted above by gambinotosserflog
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'Luke Sayers and his wife Cate in a cafe in Lucca, Tuscany yesterday.Credit: Photo: Exclusively obtained by The Age'
See happy families, nothing to see here,move on please.
IMO the article, the photo (Exclusively obtained by The Age) just holds he and his wife up to more ridicule.
Dump this ridiculously transparent PR and lay low.
PS We definitely need a caption this photo competition.
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The last post: How Luke Sayers came undone
His networking talents helped him to the top of business and football. How a tawdry social media post, not of his doing, forced him to withdraw from public life.www.theage.com.au
Caption comp entry:
Sayers (left) (pants on), Cate (right)
I like Will’s mum.Inbetweeners reference. I salute you Sir.
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You like to use your imagination instead?
Yeah I read this as the first step in the resurrection of his career by sympathetic media
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I tried to do a deep dive on this stuff. Defence Force and now a management job at Coles. Couldn't find any court hearings regarding the ex being in the big house.Off topic but just found this on our friend Kim…… no mention of the New York salon, the terminal cancer, the crypto hustle, the Ricky Nixon scandal. Just some lies about being in the defence force, maybe some truths about domestic violence and a probably true story about being homeless.
Meet Kim, Cairns - Rosies
rosies.org.au
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Everybody does
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For someone with 12 years experience as a lash technician it would be strange to work in intelligence at the defence force and then all of a sudden become an area manager at Coles
We need mods to re-open the old thread.
LanceRomance
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Carlton need to own this and put the dick pic on the banner they run through in round 1.
Put goatse on the otherside
Put goatse on the otherside
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I’m hoping fans of both teams will bring enough inflatable dicks in it’ll be like a 90000 person hen night.
LanceRomance
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Perhaps with 90s basketball music hit
Which would be my choice of backing music if I ever had a dick pick (or rod shot) leak.
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Just be sure to get the banner straight.
Maybe a sponsorship tie-in with Pfizer. "Should have taken the blue pill"
Maybe a sponsorship tie-in with Pfizer. "Should have taken the blue pill"
I like this thread.
got an extra letter there
The AFL found that Sayers himself had not posted the offending image/tweet – his supporters reckon him a social media dunce, incapable of posting anything.
Stupid angle to argue innocence. Only lends weight to the f-up theory that it was meant to be a DM.
Stupid angle to argue innocence. Only lends weight to the f-up theory that it was meant to be a DM.
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Who took the pic? Has he got a dick pic photographer? "Yeah just swing the sack a bit to the left Lukey. Yep beautiful. Click"
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Say cheese
"Stand up nice and straight".
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Yea mate , hear ya , as others have said how the **** that unbelievable piece of
is not in jail for that is insane.Absolute picture perfect example of the amount of corruption going on at the highest levels in both the corporate and political worlds and a good indicator of just how many influential figures have their fingers in some very big pies
The bloke is born to end up as a candidate for a safe liberal seat in the future - once of course it’s deemed public apathy has waned enough
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Well he didn't listen to that
Is there a lol emoji while simultaneously puking?
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Spew moji would be tight on this plat. Wish we had spew instead of heart eyes.
I'm no big city dong photographer, but arm at full stretch someone could take that themselves?
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Big city dong photographer! ha ha that's classic.
