FTA-TV MAFS Australia: Where Paul could win the Tour De France with his backpedalling

[Shell]

Getting mixed Katie Holmes and Mila Kunis vibes from Lauren

JC you know their names already??? Good effort.

I don't know their names 4 weeks in..

 

[gaskin]

In pictures: Meet the MAFS 2025 brides and grooms

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[Sqotty from office works]

Ash from Queensland said her dream is to own a KFC franchise.

 

[Royces Hart]

Ash from Queensland said her dream is to own a KFC franchise.

Harley from Perth said his dream was to own a Hungry Jacks franchise.

 

[gaskin]

 

[Shell]

Why is one of the chicks wearing a bridesmaids dress..

 

[Shell]

The dude who rates himself a 10

Time to go to Specsavers..

 

[HomerThompson]

Why is one of the chicks wearing a bridesmaids dress..

10:1 that "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" gets a healthy workout

 

[Gasometer]

So Tony the 52 year old is being matched up with….ummm..did I miss someone in his age range ?

The next closest is Katie at 39…who is not afraid to ask intimate questions on first dates…that will go well

Those experts….

 

[Sqotty from office works]

So Tony the 52 year old is being matched up with….ummm..did I miss someone in his age range ?

The next closest is Katie at 39…who is not afraid to ask intimate questions on first dates…that will go well

Those experts….

2 tonne Tony has a grin like a spiv.
Married twice ,mmmmmmm
Still lives in mums house in Wollongong. Mmmm
Spends everyday on a boat mmmmmm.
Shell will love him.

 

[Gasometer]

2 tonne Tony has a grin like a spiv.
Married twice ,mmmmmmm
Still lives in mums house in Wollongong. Mmmm
Spends everyday on a boat mmmmmm.
Shell will love him.

 

[Shell]

Oi. That was a sneaky edit there

 

[Shell]

I do like boats tho. Everything else, pass

 

[troybe]

But in slow motion

 

[HomerThompson]

So Tony the 52 year old is being matched up with….ummm..did I miss someone in his age range ?

The next closest is Katie at 39…who is not afraid to ask intimate questions on first dates…that will go well

Those experts….

Morena is 57

 

[Shell]

Anyone got any potential nicknames?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Morena is 57

Fitness instructor ahahahah.

 

[HomerThompson]

Anyone got any potential nicknames?

I'll have a crack:

Adrian = Tenner (Self-described 10)

Ash = TickTock

Awhina = Whiner

Carina = SJP (there's one every season, usually from WA for some reason)

Jacqui = Tickets (on herself)

Jamie = Ink Kink (NTTAWWT)

Katie = Ranga/Desperado

Lauren = ???

Morena = Princess Delusion

Rhi = Anna

Sierah = ???

Billy = Billy Elliott / Umbilical

Dave = Big Dave

Eliot = T-bag (douchebag whose name is missing a t)

Jeff = TikTok

Paul = Frenchie / CESM

Ryan = RC (Remote Control) - bio raises all sorts of controlling red flags

Tony = Sea Captain

Tim = Ralph Wiggum

Jake = Anita Therapist

 

[troybe]

Subtard = the brunette housewife type

 

[Shell]

Tenner, love it

 

[Royces Hart]

From someone who worked on the show, apparently Elliott is a massive dickhead.

He should fit right in.

 

[Gasometer]

Morena is 57

Thanks Homer

“The way he looked at me..”

She’s also a DJ

 

[Shell]

The one in the Ozzie Ostrich wedding dress reminds me of a chef from Below Deck

 

[Sqotty from office works]

The one in the Ozzie Ostrich wedding dress reminds me of a chef from Below Deck

Male or female?

 

[Shell]

Male or female?

Female