Media Maj addresses future and night out in vegas

[The Majestic]

The Majestic called a press conference and no one showed up originally, until someone lied and said Callums_Guns was going to be there then they all showed up asking "Where's CC?" but anyways here's the highlights...Rather than actually tell everyone everything that went on during the press conference as that's really boring here's the best bits

The Majestic wishes to announce he's not retiring any time soon, even though he's barely done anything in over 100 games of qooty, he's still enjoying every minute of life at the Hawks, though he's refusing to pay for the damage in Las Vegas.

The Majestic believes that the damage was done before he left the casino, he was there with tony discussing fundraising ideas until very late, and then someone pretending to be a member of the East Side Hawks told Maj it was time to go to bed.

The Majestic refuses to talk about what happened in Vegas, as they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, though he did score very well at the poker table, not so well with the ladies nor on the qooty field.

The Majestic credits thewizardmelon for his stellar poker skills, though has yet to be taught about how to count cards at the blackjack table, and wants to know more.

The Majestic likes that he was a part of Eth-dogs 300th game, and that the Hawks won the game, but regrets he didn't really do anything, some have asked "Did Maj even play" Yes, he did! Just not very well.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I only showed up to your press conference because I heard there was free drinks

any chance of a beer?

 

[The Majestic]

I only showed up to your press conference because I heard there was free drinks

any chance of a beer?

Beer is being served definitely just need to go to the Hawk Bar.

 

[The Majestic]

You better hurry though, I may drink them all.

 

[tony]

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The Majestic called a press conference and no one showed up originally, until someone lied and said Callums_Guns was going to be there then they all showed up asking "Where's CC?" but anyways here's the highlights...Rather than actually tell everyone everything that went on during the press conference as that's really boring here's the best bits

The Majestic wishes to announce he's not retiring any time soon, even though he's barely done anything in over 100 games of qooty, he's still enjoying every minute of life at the Hawks, though he's refusing to pay for the damage in Las Vegas.

The Majestic believes that the damage was done before he left the casino, he was there with tony discussing fundraising ideas until very late, and then someone pretending to be a member of the East Side Hawks told Maj it was time to go to bed.

The Majestic refuses to talk about what happened in Vegas, as they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, though he did score very well at the poker table, not so well with the ladies nor on the qooty field.

The Majestic credits thewizardmelon for his stellar poker skills, though has yet to be taught about how to count cards at the blackjack table, and wants to know more.

The Majestic likes that he was a part of Eth-dogs 300th game, and that the Hawks won the game, but regrets he didn't really do anything, some have asked "Did Maj even play" Yes, he did! Just not very well.

Who at the Hawks should I send the bill for the damages to?

 

[Pugsley]

PM sent.

 

[The Majestic]

Who at the Hawks should I send the bill for the damages to?

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I am not sure perhaps Callums_Guns

 

[thewizardmelon]

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The Majestic called a press conference and no one showed up originally, until someone lied and said Callums_Guns was going to be there then they all showed up asking "Where's CC?" but anyways here's the highlights...Rather than actually tell everyone everything that went on during the press conference as that's really boring here's the best bits

The Majestic wishes to announce he's not retiring any time soon, even though he's barely done anything in over 100 games of qooty, he's still enjoying every minute of life at the Hawks, though he's refusing to pay for the damage in Las Vegas.

The Majestic believes that the damage was done before he left the casino, he was there with tony discussing fundraising ideas until very late, and then someone pretending to be a member of the East Side Hawks told Maj it was time to go to bed.

The Majestic refuses to talk about what happened in Vegas, as they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, though he did score very well at the poker table, not so well with the ladies nor on the qooty field.

The Majestic credits thewizardmelon for his stellar poker skills, though has yet to be taught about how to count cards at the blackjack table, and wants to know more.

The Majestic likes that he was a part of Eth-dogs 300th game, and that the Hawks won the game, but regrets he didn't really do anything, some have asked "Did Maj even play" Yes, he did! Just not very well.

If you win heaps of money at poker, we never met. Also, I go by my pseudonym magicallemon so the Casinos don’t catch me.

 

[Chipmunk]

You forgot the time I proved you were cheating when you said you had five 5s at poker: