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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
As chance would have it, Courier New (like most fonts we use today) was created well after 1865. Almost 100 years after that, in fact.I'm sorry your font is unreadable, please use a font invented after 1865
So you're familiar with this type of banter too! How exciting!Triggered.
I honestly thought you were held together by more than papier mache and staples. I guess I was wrong.So you're familiar with this type of banter too! How exciting!
I'll add this to my list of things to use in my banter in coming weeks!I honestly thought you were held together by more than papier mache and staples. I guess I was wrong.
I'm here to help.I'll add this to my list of things to use in my banter in coming weeks!
Learning of the week:
Great news, Diary! In our match thread against the Wonders, I learnt a new form of ‘banter’ which I’m thinking of adopting. I’m not 100% good at it yet, but I think it works something like this:
1. Enter the match thread having not really read what has already been written. Try to go in with the intention of raising some dust!
2. Write something like this (it’s important not to reply to any particular post): ‘Oh hey [opposition team] and/or [opposition player] sucks and/or is rattled and/or is losing their touch. It’s sad to see lol’. Note: I’m thinking of adding the lol for some extra flourish.
3. Don’t reply to anything that anyone else writes in response, but try another variation of the above a few hours later.
4. Declare that you’re winning at banter in some way (maybe say ‘good to see I’ve triggered you’ or reinforce that ‘it’s sad to see [insert opponent] struggling like this’ or refer to them being 'a shadow of the poster they were').
5. Repeat all week
This new and engaging style is sure to bring about the level of repartee I’ve been so desperately seeking.
Until next week!
- Tang
No doubt it’s the hottest Presti ever was.
Dear Diary,
Outside of the match threads, the weeks seem to really be dragging for me by at the moment.
It doesn’t help that Dr. Schnitzerhund has had to quarantine himself. It turns out that his sausage-making workshop involved some dubious protein sources, and this has led to some mild, flu-like symptoms. It also turns out that he shared his sausages with Missy Higgins' Dad, which is fairly weird.
Of course this means I’ve just not been able to see him, and I can sense my mental state slipping. I’ve spent my time doing some home-based activities to stave off boredom.
It’s that funny time of year where it’s too hot for pants but too cold for shorts, so I decided to knit myself some shorts from some leftover hair I had stashed away!
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I also thought I’d start a cookbook. I found Tarks’ pet hamster (Presti) and baked him for 40 minutes on a low temperature. I won’t paste in the ‘after’ photo because I’m a bit sad about it.
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I’m hoping Dr. Schnitzerhund is out of quarantine soon, because I feel like these projects are just gateways for other, more earnest craft pursuits. I don’t think the world is ready for that.
What I’m thankful for:
We had a really wonderful match thread this week against some opponent friends, the Royals. I got a real giggle out of Noobz0r, while Marlowe inspired me to rediscover my love of robot music. Good times.
My dear friend Headless managed to play one of the best games from the interchange that I’ve ever seen. It's probably the best ever, although I don't really know whether that's true or not.
I love this time of year – trade week! Everyone gets completely overwhelmed with hopes and dreams. The excitement is building as hordes of players start to seek new homes, and captains consider juicy, mutually beneficial trade scenarios.
I’m pinning all of my ennui-breaking hopes on a really active and action-packed week!
What made me sad:
While trade week is sure to be a veritable bounty of excitement and activity, my mind always turns to those among us who miss out. One little warrior in particular comes to mind for me right now – friend of this diary, Metalcrusher (aka campaignery aka crushy).
Making matters worse for him right now is the fact that the Bombers continue to raise prospective trades for him regardless of him not actually being on their list. His little hopes must be crushed just like the metal he disposes of so thoughtfully.
Hey diary - remember that poster I wrote about last week who was having some problems? Well, apparently she did some kind of subtle borderline cheating in a Werewolf game. It’s clear that things aren’t going so well for her right now, and I do hope she agrees to go along to the appointment I made with Dr. Schnitzerhund (once he’s out of quarantine of course).
Learning of the week:
It turns out that people don't really like it when you catch, kill and cook their small furry pets - even Tarks is not immune from this.
Even though I cooked it slowly and accompanied it with some honey carrots and crispy roasted potatoes, he just couldn't get past the whole 'it's my pet' thing.
It's kind of put a downer on my cookbook idea already, which is a real shame.
Until next week,
- Tang
He’s jealous of my Beez.Why is Mang so mean to Tarks?
Why is Mang so mean to Tarks?
You, manangatang and your ancient font are flogs.
Is Wooshette back? If or not maximum hugs and kisses in an acceptable font.
Why is Mang so mean to Tarks?
I'm not mean to Tarks; I may have been slightly unkind to his pet hamster, but how could I have known that Tarks would feel bad about it?Because no one likes Tarks, not even his own teammates
I'm not mean to Tarks; I may have been slightly unkind to his pet hamster, but how could I have known that Tarks would feel bad about it?
Probably all the protesting it was doing?Disappointing. Disingenuous.
Of course Tarks is distraught. How was he to know his hamster was a protesting buddhist monk?