Master Fail is Master.... Fail Thread IV

[Gus]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Can you do a rap about action shots?

Don't encourage him.

 

[Cake]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Can you do a rap about action shots?

ask and you shall recieve

I ain't no jesus of suburbia
im the jesus who has come to disturbia
i spin these words on their head
take ur mum to bed and make her beg
break these springs in the bed
then she removes the rubber and gives me head
dayum when she's on my co.ck she looks so hot
wait wasn't I meant to rap about action shots?
oh well fk it u cum guzzler

no hate intended, i was just in the zone...

 

[Fear0411]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Sick rolleyes battle between 2 mornons

dont be hatin
steve johnson is such a girl
he should be figure sk8tin
Yo dees geelong fools fink day got the flag
not if hawthorn has a say because day got it in da bag
poor little stevey got bullied by baker
tel da bitch to put his mums best dress on
and start using his milkshake maker
wich bring all da geelong flogs to the yard
the last word there is my name and I aint no ****
yeah so wat i said mrmeaner
just a fresh guy aint nobody cleaner
just try out rap me
and make sure you bring the heat
I know later to night your mum will be on my meat


word

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

ask and you shall recieve

I ain't no jesus of suburbia
im the jesus who has come to disturbia
i spin these words on their head
take ur mum to bed and make her beg
break these springs in the bed
then she removes the rubber and gives me head
dayum when she's on my co.ck she looks so hot
wait wasn't I meant to rap about action shots?
oh well fk it u cum guzzler

no hate intended, i was just in the zone...

I'm not much of a rapper, but here goes:

Well lemme tall ya somethin' brother
Don' you dis my mother
The best thin 'bout you mum
Is she takes it up the bum
And she make me feel alive
Cos she's only 25.

 

[Selective Retention]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Laptops actually.

I know coz I rapped at a school for them.

I killed it there with my flow.

There's a shutter island thing going on here........

 

[maryjames]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Is it school holidays?

 

[spudmaster]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

After that amazing show of lyrical prowess I will now hold a questions and answers section. You may ask me about anything in regards to my rapping, my history and AFL, all other questions will be ignored. Now I will probably get 100's of questions so don't get upset if I don't answer yours right away.

MC Bake a Cake

Questions and answers session is what you were after.

Shouldn't you be hanging around train stations and mugging people to help your club survive? That'd be the norf interpretation of Robin Hood - robin' da hood

 

[spudmaster]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Is it school holidays?

Had to stay back for those remedial classes again eh?

 

[Cake]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Questions and answers session is what you were after.

Shouldn't you be hanging around train stations and mugging people to help your club survive? That'd be the norf interpretation of Robin Hood - robin' da hood

yo fellow da club has survived thus far without having to do that, so no i wouldn't need to do that to help the club, fool...

 

[spudmaster]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

yo fellow da club has survived thus far without having to do that, so no i wouldn't need to do that to help the club, fool...

They really need to stop selling those new Eminem albums to minors

 

[Cake]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

They really need to stop selling those new Eminem albums to minors

You dare mockingbird me?

 

[TAITA]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Dustin Martin says GGGGGRRRRR - I dunt lik cack.

 

[kwame]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

yeah so wat i said mrmeaner


word

nice you finally can see the funny side of mr meaner.........not before having a great meltdown though.......keep up the good work mensa man

 

[loz14]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

nice you finally can see the funny side of mr meaner.........not before having a great meltdown though.......keep up the good work mensa man

Agree

 

[roosRool]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

this is almost as funny as the Leigh Brown Elite Utility thread

 

[ballanFYNE]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Lol Da Norf Flogs fink day can rhyme
tto bad day are running outta of time
Next time u see dees Norf flogs
They'll probs be beggen for a dime.

 

[smasha]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

da dawkz iz sooo shitz yo

they colurs r poo brown andz pis5 yell0w

Their colours are gold and brown not yellow and brown for the thick arses in this thread.

Our wee doesn't look like paint.

 

[Majinbuu]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Bloody norf flogs, go back to your cardboard house

 

[Cake]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

King Cake is back in the thread
Like jesus he shares the bread
which in this case is his sweet raps
teaching all these bogans a thing or two
until one of these haters finally snaps
and finally admit he was wrong and that mc cake is one of the few
who can make a thread run without shitty memes
what you say ese?

Dayum dat flow was tight

 

[Cake]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

bumpity bump bump
I got a lump in my pants
from all my awesome rants
Haters be out sight in this thread
Can't touch me when most of these raps go over your head
Yeh bitches this shit is too tight for all ya
MC Cake is da main man in da bay yall

Best one yet...

 

[wereahappy]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

This thread has four pages. With some posts not by the dumbarse who made it. Shame on us all...

 

[leungtl]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Alright stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

 

[tazhawk]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

Jesus Christ, we have some real dipshits on here these days....

Yes.

Your user name proves it.

 

[Bigeasy]

Re: dawkz is shit yo

I walkin thru da hood
my feet pumpin up and down
I see Yarden hangin' with Campbell Brown
Hey watsup, you boys cookin' somethin?
Nah man, we are the biz of this hood
let us show you our manhood
**** of ****s you creepy dudes
oh great now here comes the bitch Bosk

Where you comin from I tells bosk
Just gave some head behind the kiosk
Yarden drops to his knees
come on Campbell do me please
I left the gang of three to themselves
to bang each other like horny elves.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Re: Now I dont condone Terrorism

don't be a playa hater

Are you a warrior poet?