Mathematically still possible for Carlton to make the 8?

[chefmeister]

Only 5 rounds in and it's already come to this.

Considering 44 points got them in last year (never mind the disgraced scum on 56) it will only take 10 more wins for the tankers to crack into the finals.

Can they do it? Not sure?

Based on current trends lets have a neutral, objective, predictive look at the rest of their season.

R6 vs West Coast @ Etihad = MAYBE
R7 vs Collingwood @ MCG = BZZZT
R8 vs St Kilda @ Etihad = BZZZT
R9 vs Bye = WIN
R10 vs Adelaide @ MCG = BZZZT
R11 vs Brissy @ GABBA = WIN or at least it should be.
R12 vs Geelong @ Etihad = BZZZT
R13 vs Hawforn @ MCG = BZZZT
R14 vs GWS @ Spotless = MAYBE
R15 vs Collingwood @ MCG = BZZZT
R16 vs St Kilda @ Etihad = BZZZT
R17 vs Syds @ SCG = BZZZT
R18 vs Norf @ Etihad & depending on the roof = BZZZT
R19 vs Freo @ Pattersons = BZZZT
R20 vs Gold Coast @ Etihad = MAYBE
R21 vs Geelong @ Etihad again = BZZZT
R22 vs Poort @ Adelaide = BZZZT
R23 vs Essendon @ MCG = BZZZT

So there we have it sports fans, even with being generous we can foresee that the Blues are only looking at 2 wins and a possible 3 maybes for the rest of what is going to be a veerry long season for them.

That only gives them 24 points for 2014 and a mathematically impossible chance to hold off their mad Monday celebrations from taking place anywhere after August.

Perhaps they can pray for 10 other teams to be done for drug cheating again otherwise they're faarrkked.

 

[Rushed_Behind]

Carlolton. Lol

 

[vjknight]

carlton to seek permission to move mad monday to the date they mathematically cant make the 8.

mid june is the target.

 

[NetworkNerd]

What sort of Geelong supporter are you? your supposed to predict that Hawforn choke to Carlton

 

[mavcib]

Yeah the bottom 8

 

[KardiniaPark]

Some dullard rang up Finey last night saying Huurrrr we are only one game Behind Essendon now and back on track! You beat Footscray FFS! All this united bullshit on twitter, how about you save it for when you play Essendon or Collingwood you weak plebs, not a bottom 5 team it's pathetic.

 

[mavcib]

Some dullard rang up Finey last night saying Huurrrr we are only one game Behind Essendon now and back on track! You beat Footscray FFS! All this united bullshit on twitter, how about you save it for when you play Essendon or Collingwood you weak plebs, not a bottom 5 team it's pathetic.

I think it was Wiggles or justadribbler that called Finey last night ??

 

[Beagle_Charlie]

The fear is back

 

[mavcib]

The fear is back

WOW the bottom 5 teams are shaking in their boots now ..

 

[HawkHeaven]

The fear is back

My only fear is we only get to have our annual arse tearing of Carltank once a year forever.

**** you AFL.

 

[rose jam]

My only fear is we only get to have our annual arse tearing of Carltank once a year forever.

**** you AFL.

Nah 17 more weeks, plus finals and 2 drafts. There's still plenty of goodness to go round


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[Maybenextyear]

Do the Blues play any intra club games before the end of the season

They are a real chance there.

 

[vjknight]

WOW the bottom 5 teams are shaking in their boots now ..

Nah 17 more weeks, plus finals and 2 drafts. There's still plenty of goodness to go round

My only fear is we only get to have our annual arse tearing of Carltank once a year forever.

**** you AFL.

the year is 1966 - the former carlton president ken luke, then vfl president, tired of a premiership drought, introduces a scheme to ensure his club is guaranteed premierships. it remained for 20 years and they collected 7.

never under-estimate carltons ability to change rules to ensure their own success.

 

[Crankyhawk]

Saints are up and down, I'd call it a maybe. Same for crows.

 

[JustaBattler]

the year is 1966 - the former carlton president ken luke, then vfl president, tired of a premiership drought, introduces a scheme to ensure his club is guaranteed premierships. it remained for 20 years and they collected 7.

never under-estimate carltons ability to change rules to ensure their own success.

Can't wait to see the arse end of Demetriou leave - and we can get back to business as usual..

 

[Piston]

My only fear is we only get to have our annual arse tearing of Carltank once a year forever.

**** you AFL.

It's cos you're small.

But this also has its advantages - the Jetstar economy flight over Bass Strait to your home games should be very cheap.

 

[JustaBattler]

Only 5 rounds in and it's already come to this.

Considering 44 points got them in last year (never mind the disgraced scum on 56) it will only take 10 more wins for the tankers to crack into the finals.

Can they do it? Not sure?

Based on current trends lets have a neutral, objective, predictive look at the rest of their season.

R6 vs West Coast @ Etihad = MAYBE
R7 vs Collingwood @ MCG = BZZZT
R8 vs St Kilda @ Etihad = BZZZT
R9 vs Bye = WIN
R10 vs Adelaide @ MCG = BZZZT
R11 vs Brissy @ GABBA = WIN or at least it should be.
R12 vs Geelong @ Etihad = BZZZT
R13 vs Hawforn @ MCG = BZZZT
R14 vs GWS @ Spotless = MAYBE
R15 vs Collingwood @ MCG = BZZZT
R16 vs St Kilda @ Etihad = BZZZT
R17 vs Syds @ SCG = BZZZT
R18 vs Norf @ Etihad & depending on the roof = BZZZT
R19 vs Freo @ Pattersons = BZZZT
R20 vs Gold Coast @ Etihad = MAYBE
R21 vs Geelong @ Etihad again = BZZZT
R22 vs Poort @ Adelaide = BZZZT
R23 vs Essendon @ MCG = BZZZT

So there we have it sports fans, even with being generous we can foresee that the Blues are only looking at 2 wins and a possible 3 maybes for the rest of what is going to be a veerry long season for them.

That only gives them 24 points for 2014 and a mathematically impossible chance to hold off their mad Monday celebrations from taking place anywhere after August.

Perhaps they can pray for 10 other teams to be done for drug cheating again otherwise they're faarrkked.

Hey OP - keep sucking on the Government's cawks for handouts...

Handbaggers? _ I call bullshyte on that - should be callled carpetbaggers..

Total trailer park trash scum

 

[Military_man]

i can see carlton winning 9 games for the rest of the season.. chuck in 2 upset wins and bang we r in the finals

R6 vs West Coast @ Etihad = win
R7 vs Collingwood @ MCG = makings of a upset
R8 vs St Kilda @ Etihad = win
R10 vs Adelaide @ MCG = win
R11 vs Brissy @ GABBA = WIN
R12 vs Geelong @ Etihad = lose
R13 vs Hawforn @ MCG = lose
R14 vs GWS @ Spotless = win
R15 vs Collingwood @ MCG = could be an upset win for us
R16 vs St Kilda @ Etihad = win
R17 vs Syds @ SCG = loss
R18 vs Norf @ Etihad & depending on the roof = win
R19 vs Freo @ Pattersons = lose
R20 vs Gold Coast @ Etihad = win
R21 vs Geelong @ Etihad again = lose
R22 vs Poort @ Adelaide = loss
R23 vs Essendon @ MCG = win

 

[September Action]

Can't wait to see the arse end of Demetriou leave - and we can get back to business as usual..

Fat Vlad owns Dribbler??

 

[tupperware]

i can see carlton winning 9 games for the rest of the season.. chuck in 2 upset wins and bang we r in the finals

Two times you think you'll upset Collingwood?

I have a feeling you shall be the one upset.

 

[chefmeister]

Hey OP - keep sucking on the Government's cawks for handouts...
Handbaggers? _ I call bullshyte on that - should be callled carpetbaggers..
Total trailer park trash scum

You sound angry and upset at my balanced, unbiased, objective review of what lays ahead this year for Carlton fans based on the current trend and information we have at hand regarding your club.
If you disagree then by all means give us your opinion in relation to the subject.

By the way, is this you?

 

[Shatterpoint]

Sorry but it's impossible to make the 8 for us.

 

[Collingw2010d]

Sorry but it's impossible to make the 8 for us.

Finally a Blues poster who knows what's up.

 

[Shatterpoint]

Finally a Blues poster who knows what's up.

It's just the facts my sexy friend.

 

[Tank Girl]

More importantly, it is still mathematically possible for Hawthorn to win their 12th spoon *fingers crossed*