Mattel Doll Recall (GI Judd)

[Tweezersthegreat]

Mattel recalls latest line of GI Judd toys

The Mattel toy company has recently had to recall their latest line of GI Judd action figurines because of a defect in their construction.

The mercenary captain doll, which comes complete with interchangeable West Coast and Carlton football jumpers was designed with a kung fu grip so that he was able to use 'pressure points' to take down his opponents. Turns out that all the doll is in fact able to do is to scratch, claw and gouge at the other dolls faces.

Mattel apologises for the inconvenience.

 

[celtic_pride]

That is shit ...

Worst thread ever posted on the bay (and that is saying something)

 

[nigelicious]

That explains it. I thought perhaps they had put the Mercenary Captain head on a Vulcan body due to the Vulcan Nerve Pinch attempts.

 

[nigelicious]

That is shit ...

Worst thread ever posted on the bay (and that is saying something)

Really? I could've sworn it was this one :

BRISBANE - They know we are coming!

Oh it is true Lions fans , the most successful club in VFL/AFL history is coming north and plans on a 4th straight win against you.

In todays papers I see most of your senior players are pulling out, I don't blame them.

Regards,

Red

 

[Eagle 8]

The GI Judd doll will end up in showbags next year when no one wants to play with him any more.


Robert Walls Keeps at least 1 under his pillow at night.

 

[The Night Shift]

That is shit ...

Worst thread ever posted on the bay (and that is saying something)

Turncoats are illrelevant. Your posts and opinions do not count. But thanks for the irony

 

[W. Smithers]

That explains it. I thought perhaps they had put the Mercenary Captain head on a Vulcan body due to the Vulcan Nerve Pinch attempts.

 

[nigelicious]

The GI Judd doll will end up in showbags next year when no one wants to play with him any more.


Robert Walls Keeps at least 1 under his pillow at night.

I've heard he has put a dress on it and named her Judy.

 

[Eagle 8]

I've heard he has put a dress on it and named her Judy.

Is she made of recycled Visy plastic??


I hear Twiggs gets more emotion out of the doll than the real thing.

 

[nigelicious]

Is she made of recycled Visy plastic??


I hear Twiggs gets more emotion out of the doll than the real thing.

The doll has no balls either. Such attention to detail.

Also.. optional clothing set :

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

I heard you can buy a replica Gold Coast jumper for the doll too.

They expect it might be more appropriate when Judd's next contract is 'inked'.