how about SOGO?
Son Of Great One
Or maybe ... Born Into Greatness. Never Oblige Stupid Eagles.
Matthew Pavlich just had a son.
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Or maybe ... Born Into Greatness. Never Oblige Stupid Eagles.
Imagine the backlash if the poor boy decides he doesn't really like footy.
Valid points one and all.
All of which brings into sharp focus the Father-Son rule’s terrible twin tyrannies: time and talent.
Firstly, this is the digital age, I don’t want to wait 18 years for a positive outcome. Just how long is this premiership window going to stay open for anyway?
Secondly, inconceivable though it may seem, there is a skerrick of a chance that these lads may be hopeless.
So what to do about it?
I’m glad you asked.
I’m certain the AFL does not conduct DNA tests on Father-Son candidates. Probably a good thing too. There may have been some interesting results if there were.
This plays into our hands.
We select some top men (sit down Bondy) and send them out to scour the junior leagues identifying the premium talent. Ok, we already do this. We need to turn this up to eleven.
Once suitable candidates are identified, we dig into their family backgrounds to ensure they are of good character and of the One True Faith (Dockers supporters).
We approach the families and confirm that they are willing to give up their sons for the next 20 years or so.
Next we need to find someone who’s really, really good with a colour photocopier. This is essential as those birth certificates will need to be carefully doctored.
The boys continue their junior careers under their new names and continue to be closely monitored.
At the appropriate moment and with a platoon of junior ‘Pavs’ and ‘Fyfes’ to choose from, we invoke the Father-Son rule.
Simple.
The most difficult part of the plan is getting the boys to wear either a huge prosthetic nose or a ‘silly hair’ wig for about 20 years.
(We’ll need to be very secretive about the whole process. I fear certain elements may be a little illegal, or possibly against the ‘spirit of the game’ or ‘bringing the game into disrepute’ or some other malarkey).
Ssshhh.
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I think what we are actually seeing is the Second Coming. First there was:
Now there is the messiah come back in the form of a baby born of Lauren to the Lord Matthew...
We are saved and will be lead to the promised land!
Now there is the messiah come back in the form of a baby born of Lauren to the Lord Matthew...
We are saved and will be lead to the promised land!
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how about SOGO?
Son Of Great One
JP.
I think what we are actually seeing is the Second Coming. First there was:
Now there is the messiah come back in the form of a baby born of Lauren to the Lord Matthew...
We are saved and will be lead to the promised land!
The big question is, what are his thighs like ?.
I leave that in your capable hands IP.
Pfffft, that award means nothing now.
Congratulations!
valkorum
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A sigh was collectively heard across Western Australia
Freo Fans: Sigh of relief.... FINALLY A BOY
WC Fans: Sigh of frustration as they come to the realisation that another Pavlich is going to destroy them in 20 years time.
Freo Fans: Sigh of relief.... FINALLY A BOY
WC Fans: Sigh of frustration as they come to the realisation that another Pavlich is going to destroy them in 20 years time.
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At least they'll be able to make us pay through the nose by bidding the #1 draft pick on him.
They'll be too busy worrying about the bidding on Cedric Cox.
Pavs Paddock
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Congratulations Matt and Lauren for bringing our future leader into this world!
Big shoes to fill Jack but maybe one day he will play in front of a grandstand named after his old man.
Big shoes to fill Jack but maybe one day he will play in front of a grandstand named after his old man.
And how will he get to the ground that day?
Will he drive along the ‘Six time All Australian’ Highway or walk across the ‘Freo’s first premiership captain’ Bridge or perhaps he'll take the ‘No. 29’ Ferry?
Once at the ground will he walk into the ‘Only WA based member of the 300 club’ Change Room, put his clothes into the ‘Pick no.4 at the 1999 National Draft’ Lockers and run onto the field via the ‘Repel all offers and remain at Freo’ Race?
Absolutely no pressure Jack.
He'll just be happy living in 'Matthew City' the capital of Pavlichopia.
Not likely, he'll still be playing when he debuts. Only 18 years to go Matthew.
It seems Pav & Mrs Pav have another on the way, fingers crossed for a boy, twins would be good!
Wow she is pumping them out quickly. I suppose I should be glad as a supporter but gee Lauren, think of your pelvic floor
I've got twin sons... be careful what you wish for.
We don't have to raise them.... or do we???I've got twin sons... be careful what you wish for.
I'd be pretty happy with Pavlich Quintuplet boys
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Could we just jump the gun and get Pavlich to adopt Petrevski--Seton and Battle so we can do a few father son bids this season?
That's not jumping the gun, that is just sensible thinking. Would love to see it, just so I could see Eddies head explode.
