Melbourne player caught urinating on bar

[Harry Manback]

Maybe he has Uromysitisis and has been issued a public urination pass?

Brilliant.

/thread.

 

[Power King]

Footballers - so much dumber than your average.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

To be honest when I read the thread title I immediately imagined a bloke in a Melbourne jersey standing on a wooden bar, todger in hand trying to put out imaginary fires.

 

[The Falcon Strike]

If I were in Stynes, Schwab and Bailey's position, I'd impose a 2 match penalty and be stripped off any leadership duties which is a pity because he's the closest thing that club has to a leader.

This is dead on - 1 match is enough though.

He is our only leader on the ground this year, very unfortunate.

No, no, no - definitely think 2 matches is required

 

[syl]

No, no, no - definitely think 2 matches is required

Of course you do Weagles supporter!!!

 

[Tas]

Maybe he meant to re-fill his glass, given that is usually the quality of beer served at some places.

 

[blueboy25]

If it was an Eagles player people would be all over this like white on rice

And if it was a Carlton player it would all be Chris Judd's fault.

 

[Pipefitter]

Maybe he meant to re-fill his glass, given that is usually the quality of beer served at some places.

 

[mrpez]

The urination incident did not occur.
Was drunk at the said bar, and was asked to leave.

Eligible to play next week, but has stepped down from the club's leadership group.

What kind of a world do we live in, when you can't rely on information from a talkback caller to a radio station, and the herald-sun

 

[wowlace]

He has been life-banned from a few establishments along with another Melbourne listed player for youthful indescretions in the past...so he has form.
Unacceptable.
Plus Pretty Please is a nice venue, so he should cop it.

At least he didn't do a Fraser Gherig.

Pretty Please is a piece of shit.

 

[weagles_fan]

The urination incident did not occur.
Was drunk at the said bar, and was asked to leave.

Eligible to play next week, but has stepped down from the club's leadership group.

What kind of a world do we live in, when you can't rely on information from a talkback caller to a radio station, and the herald-sun

It is true for sure Moloney must be lying to the Dees. What possible reason would a random person have to make up this story? Moloney what a ****.

 

[whelan=legend]

It is true for sure Moloney must be lying to the Dees. What possible reason would a random person have to make up this story? Moloney what a ****.

The club reviewed CCTV footage, talked to the bouncer and the bar staff.

The footage showed nothing, Bar Staff said he did nothing, Bouncers said they asked him to leave and he left with out trouble.



Oh wait shit, let's trust the random talkback caller.

 

[nico]

If he wasn't asked to leave at 2.30am when would he have left.

What in the hell was he put in the leadership group when he already had "form". Not hard to guess the other player who has life bans.

Fair dinkum some football clubs over use the word leadership, use it very loosely and clearly don't understand the word and its applications. Any person who is a leader in the true context of the word, or who aspires to being a leader doesn't make the decisions and judgements that this bloke made.

 

[weagles_fan]

The club reviewed CCTV footage, talked to the bouncer and the bar staff.

The footage showed nothing, Bar Staff said he did nothing, Bouncers said they asked him to leave and he left with out trouble.



Oh wait shit, let's trust the random talkback caller.

The cameras wouldn't cover 100% of the venue. The bouncer and staff may not have seen anything.

 

[JUBJUB]

The urination incident did not occur.
Was drunk at the said bar, and was asked to leave.

Eligible to play next week, but has stepped down from the club's leadership group.

What kind of a world do we live in, when you can't rely on information from a talkback caller to a radio station, and the herald-sun

Mark Stevens clearly doesn't read his own newspaper

This bit is in one Hun story

The "embarrassed" former vice-captain gave up the post

Them Stevens has a moaning piece

Yet that was enough to cost him the vice-captaincy of a club he grew up passionately following.

The penalty, surely, is too tough.

What penalty Mark ?
He stepped down,Melbourne didn't punish him.Maybe they would've stripped him of the VC but he doesn't know that for a fact.

BTW if a caller rings Eddies breakfast show tomorrow on Dribble M and reports a Collingwood player in trouble at a nightspot [they are due ] will Eddie let it go to air ?
If he did would he publicly ask for the players name ?

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Well shit. If this is true, we're screwed! What the eff is the only good dee for the first 3 rounds doing at a bar at 2.30 in the morning?!

By the sound of it, making an absolute idiot of himself. I don't care what club he plays for, I just cannot believe footballers continue to go out and do these things. You'd think after all the examples of poor player behaviour over the past few years, an AFL player would at least think to himself, "Maybe this isn't such a good idea".

 

[weagles_fan]

By the sound of it, making an absolute idiot of himself. I don't care what club he plays for, I just cannot believe footballers continue to go out and do these things. You'd think after all the examples of poor player behaviour over the past few years, an AFL player would at least think to himself, "Maybe this isn't such a good idea".

After the game is the best time to go out, they are allowed to have a life as well. Drinking so much that you can not control yourself is where the problem lies though.

 

[Koutafidamedis]

so he was out at 2.30am and was asked to leave a bar for having a few too many, which he did.
seems a harsh penalty to me.

never heard of his priors before anyone got anymore info on this?

 

[Rod Stroker]

If it was an Eagles player people would be all over this like white on ice

Edited for accuracy.

 

[stickman11]

What a sham, he didn't even urinate on the bar in the end. Eddie really got the scoop this time. His chops must have been working overtime.

I reckon after his effort on the weekend,, he deserved a couple of beers.

There is only one leader a club needs, and that is on the field. Who cares what they do off.

 

[Godees86]

The cameras wouldn't cover 100% of the venue. The bouncer and staff may not have seen anything.

They may not have seen anything but if it happened they would have smelt it and had to clean it up. So I'd believe the staff over a guy at a pub on Monday morning.

 

[Smoky]

The club reviewed CCTV footage, talked to the bouncer and the bar staff.

The footage showed nothing, Bar Staff said he did nothing, Bouncers said they asked him to leave and he left with out trouble.



Oh wait shit, let's trust the random talkback caller.

So you want the Melbourne Leadership group who took the Vice Captaincy off him to be held accountable???

 

[mediumsizered]

The club reviewed CCTV footage, talked to the bouncer and the bar staff.

The footage showed nothing, Bar Staff said he did nothing, Bouncers said they asked him to leave and he left with out trouble.

I must be missing something here. If he did "nothing" whilst at the venue & left the venue when asked to leave, why the need for him to step down/be removed from the leadership group? On the basis of this version of events he should have nothing to answer for.

 

[whelan=legend]

I must be missing something here. If he did "nothing" whilst at the venue & left the venue when asked to leave, why the need for him to step down/be removed from the leadership group? On the basis of this version of events he should have nothing to answer for.

Being out drinking until 2:30 AM isn't acceptable behaviour when you have recovery the next day.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

The most embarrassing incident since the season has started, bar none.