Members Cocktail 2016!

[laura123]

Who Went?
How was It?
Any interesting conversations heard through the night?

Thanks

 

[Joey longshadow]

Not me
Couldn't say
Have heard unconfirmed reports of a doozy but I'm not allowed to reveal my source ( these are clues )

Welcome

P.S. sorry for being a smart arse but I'm bored

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'm still boycotting games and club events until richo gets the arse

 

[fumbler]

Not me
Couldn't say
Have heard unconfirmed reports of a doozy but I'm not allowed to reveal my source ( these are clues )

Welcome

P.S. sorry for being a smart arse but I'm bored

Does the hamburger mean Relton went?

 

[Joey longshadow]

Does the hamburger mean Relton went?

Your getting warmer

 

[Grockadoc]

There were 4 of us there. I'll be able to post some stuff later when I get home but perhaps TheLoungeLizard, Heisenberg_ or NUFC Tiger could share some details.

 

[laura123]

There were 4 of us there. I'll be able to post some stuff later when I get home but perhaps TheLoungeLizard, Heisenberg_ or NUFC Tiger could share some details.

That would be great if you guys could

 

[Ned_Flanders]

There were 4 of us there. I'll be able to post some stuff later when I get home but perhaps TheLoungeLizard, Heisenberg_ or NUFC Tiger could share some details.

Keep it footy related though

Don't need to know the broke back post event antics you mods get up to

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Best part of the year, we all meet up and drink $50 worth of booze and bitch about all the posters.

 

[BF Tiger]

Best part of the year, we all meet up and drink $50 worth of booze and bitch about all the posters.

Hope you dont bitch about this poster!

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

mcuzzy I hope you don't like tonic water.

 

[Grockadoc]

Ok:

For the meet and greet before the function for player sponsors, we had a chat to Bachar Houli for about 10-15 minutes. Absolute class is Bachar. took the first couple of minutes asking questions about us. Anyway, to the important stuff:

He said that he is still out for a couple of months. Looking to get back to the VFL Round 17, play 2 games and be back to the AFL in Round 19 just in time for finals.

When asked about whether he sits in the coaches box when he isn't playing, said he doesn't, nor would he like to. Said it isn't a very enjoyable experience for him and has no intentions to get into coaching after he retires.

Said he doesn't view football as the primary thing in his life, and believes his Ambassadorial duties as a multicultural leader are more important, and football is something he feels just adds to the impact he can have off the field.


Fast forward to the Cocktail Function itself and several players were absent. Cotch, McIntosh, Chol, Yarran and McKenzie were missing.

The food was really good, particularly the Beef Burgers and Croquettes.

Dimma talked and said he still expects us to make the finals and firmly believes with the breakdown of the list right now, our best football is yet to come.

Also, Brett Deledio hates tonic water. Absolutely grilled a waitress who was handing out drinks and asked if the water was tonic or not.

Wasn't as action packed as last year.

Anything to add to that summary guys? NUFC Tiger TheLoungeLizard Heisenberg_

 

[Valixir]

Lowlight: The fat dude at the end who despite enjoying 3 hours of unlimited alcohol went around finishing off random half empty bottles while hanging from every bench/table in an effort to stay vertical.

That shit was nasty.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Pretty ordinary I thought they had people stopping pictures with the players though.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Lowlight: The fat dude at the end who despite enjoying 3 hours of unlimited alcohol went around finishing off random half empty bottles while hanging from every bench/table in an effort to stay vertical.

That shit was nasty.

Haha Moreaux ?

Didn't know you were there Tassie, if you saw a bloke in a blue tie and crutches sitting down with drinks though that was me with the other lads.

 

[Joey longshadow]

Lowlight: The fat dude at the end who despite enjoying 3 hours of unlimited alcohol went around finishing off random half empty bottles while hanging from every bench/table in an effort to stay vertical.

That shit was nasty.

Still you've gotta have someone take on the roll of asbestos.....they keep the heat off the rest of us

 

[Grockadoc]

Oh, I also got a photo with "The Man, The Myth, The Bigfooty Legend: KFC BOY!"

 

[WATiger86]

Oh, I also got a photo with "The Man, The Myth, The Bigfooty Legend: KFC BOY!"

Does he know he is a legend?

 

[Grockadoc]

Does he know he is a legend?

I don't know, but I can only presume he does.

 

[mcuzzy]

Also, Brett Deledio hates tonic water. Absolutely grilled a waitress who was handing out drinks and asked if the water was tonic or not.

More detail needed. How hard did she cop it? Did he throw his mouth guard on the ground and scream like when we lost to Gold Coast in 2014? Perhaps he got a towel out and rubbed it on her face like he did to Hendo vs. Carlton in 2010?

Tonic water is pretty putrid, Lids is fueled by the most pure waters on earth and that shit is like e10 or standard unleaded in a ferrari.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

In before somebody says that's typical - Bachar doesn't think footy is important.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

More detail needed. How hard did she cop it? Did he throw his mouth guard on the ground and scream like when we lost to Gold Coast in 2014? Perhaps he got a towel out and rubbed it on her face like he did to Hendo vs. Carlton in 2010?

Tonic water is pretty putrid, Lids is fueled by the most pure waters on earth and that shit is like e10 or standard unleaded in a ferrari.

he did what? either i don't remember at all or i missed it.

 

[mcuzzy]

he did what? either i don't remember at all or i missed it.

m8...

 

[NaturalDisaster]

m8...

hahahaha how did i not know about this??

 

[Ned_Flanders]

hahahaha how did i not know about this??