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Time to find some new material this stuff just won't fly!
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Message to Mr Selwood from the Umps!
- Thread starter EightyNineChamps
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Re: Message to Mr Sellwood from the Umps!
Act I - April
Eddie (to AFL): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Selwood WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Geesh: Duh OK
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): PLAY ON
Act II - August
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): Your tackle has slipped above the shoulders. Even if Joel contributes to this the onus is on the tackler to not go in high. Free kick to Selwood.
Dermott (to anyone who still thinks he is relevant): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Selwood WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Geesh: Duh OK
Act III - September
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): PLAY ON
THE END
Conclusion - Hawthorn are shit.
regards,
REB
The Crucible II
Act I - April
Eddie (to AFL): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Selwood WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Geesh: Duh OK
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): PLAY ON
Act II - August
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): Your tackle has slipped above the shoulders. Even if Joel contributes to this the onus is on the tackler to not go in high. Free kick to Selwood.
Dermott (to anyone who still thinks he is relevant): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Selwood WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Geesh: Duh OK
Act III - September
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): PLAY ON
THE END
Conclusion - Hawthorn are shit.
regards,
REB
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Re: Message to Mr Sellwood from the Umps!
Nice effort
But it is a case of the 'Boy who cried wolf', the umps now won't be able to adjudicate the real from the finely performed transgressions of the rule.
So I would say Mr Selwood will become a victim of his own making, Karma anyone!
The Crucible II
Act I - April
Eddie (to AFL): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Selwood WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Geesh: Duh OK
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): PLAY ON
Act II - August
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): Your tackle has slipped above the shoulders. Even if Joel contributes to this the onus is on the tackler to not go in high. Free kick to Selwood.
Dermott (to anyone who still thinks he is relevant): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Selwood WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Geesh: Duh OK
Act III - September
Maggots (as Selwood gets hit in the head again): PLAY ON
THE END
Conclusion - Hawthorn are shit.
regards,
REB
Nice effort
But it is a case of the 'Boy who cried wolf', the umps now won't be able to adjudicate the real from the finely performed transgressions of the rule.
So I would say Mr Selwood will become a victim of his own making, Karma anyone!
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Haven't read that one. How's it turn out, boy cries wolf has a few laughs...
regards,
Bart
regards,
Bart
YeahNahYeah
Draftee
Nah, they'll stick get sucked in by this bloke, he'll just tweak it a little, maybe do a little WWE and bring his own tomato sauce to enhance his chances of getting some sympathy...
Amber Guzzler
Norm Smith Medallist
Or slice his own forehead open with a razor blade like King Kong Bundy did in the cage match with Hulk Hogan in Wrestle Mania III.Nah, they'll stick get sucked in by this bloke, he'll just tweak it a little, maybe do a little WWE and bring his own tomato sauce to enhance his chances of getting some sympathy...
YeahNahYeah
Draftee
Re: Message to Mr Sellwood from the Umps!
His Karma will run over your Dogma
Nice effort
But it is a case of the 'Boy who cried wolf', the umps now won't be able to adjudicate the real from the finely performed transgressions of the rule.
So I would say Mr Selwood will become a victim of his own making, Karma anyone!
His Karma will run over your Dogma
Amber Guzzler
Norm Smith Medallist
LOL. Probably.II
