Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2023

[Aristotle Pickett]

So is McDonald number 1 or is there another pick coming? Very confusing

 

[Orange crush]

Yes got there nice and early to get my front row seats. View attachment 1890465

sorry dude ... I thought I was replying to Elmer_Judd for some reason

 

[philreich]

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back.."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

 

[Lia]

Looking at the list I realised that I had already forgotten about SPS playing for us.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Brownlow? Lets not get carried away

Not that its a high bar after Wines won it

* cough * WoCrippsis * cough *

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Kinda like how there was no Swannies in the Bay to tell me who was playing on Acres in the final qtr of the EF

Carltons Finals 2023:

beat an interstate team at home, only to lose as an interstate team in Queensland

 

[AvantGardener]

Carltons Finals 2023:

beat an interstate team at home, only to lose as an interstate team in Queensland

We beat Demons at their home ground. I guess the following week was too hard to watch for you

 

[Cyclops]

We beat Demons at their home ground. I guess the following week was too hard to watch for you

Easy to do once you know Clarry can be distracted by getting the cheer squad to wave windscreen wipers at him.

 

[Pistol Night]

We beat Demons at their home ground. I guess the following week was too hard to watch for you

We don’t waste our time on semi final week. Minnow territory

 

[AvantGardener]

We don’t waste our time on semi final week. Minnow territory

Yeah two minnows together Pies and Freo 2022 SF

 

[Fadge]

Isn't Carltons best win since the turn of the century a Semi-Final?

And they've done it once?

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Isn't Carltons best win since the turn of the century a Semi-Final?

And they've done it once?

And they only got there because Melbourne decided to do their best Harry McKay impersonation in the EF.

 

[AvantGardener]

Isn't Carltons best win since the turn of the century a Semi-Final?

And they've done it once?

Wizard Cup m9

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wizard Cup m9

Same year you won 1 of your 5 spoons

 

[AvantGardener]

Same year you won 1 of your 5 spoons

Have Carlton commissioned you to write our club history yet? A walking talking Carlton almanac. One day I hope I know half as much as you do about this great club.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Have Carlton commissioned you to write our club history yet?

Just the 1996-2046 part. I've already done a draft, maybe you can give me some notes on it:

Flags: 0

 

[Fadge]

Just the 1996-2046 part. I've already done a draft, maybe you can give me some notes on it:

Flags: 0

Currently a 29% probability that their current premiership drought extends to 50 years.

 

[Ocha905]

At least Mofra knows how much of a spud Luke McDonald is. Can't say the same about the team he plays for. Only nepotism and being a good bloke could explain his captaincy and contracts. The good news is he was unanimously voted in as co-captain again by the players. There couldn't be a more appropriate front for the ineptitude of the NMFC than this guy.

If, by some crazy chance, you are watching a North game AND Luke is kicking the ball (more chance of us winning the flag tbh) take note of how long it takes him to actually drop the ball onto his boot. I swear time stands still.

Anyway that's my rant done. Cheers Mofra for a ripping thread.

 

[AvantGardener]

Currently a 29% probability that their current premiership drought extends to 50 years.

Break that down for Spreaders to counting each finger twice, and each toe once.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Currently a 29% probability that their current premiership drought extends to 50 years.

They’re already more then halfway there

 

[Fadge]

They’re already more then halfway there

Shows how hard it is to have a 28 year drought, let alone a 50 year drought...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

They make it look easy

 

[Chief]

Here's the Sav/Fadge double act.

Sounds a bit saucy, now I look at it.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I say I say I say… have you heard the one about the AFL club who went 10,000 days without a premiership?

 

[AvantGardener]

They’re already more then halfway there

More than*

English 3rd language obviously