Game Name a player with a stupid name!

[Pie eyed]

Can't believe its taken this long for someone to bring up Sharrod Wellingham. Biggest bogan name in the league.

That's not his real name.....

His parents just made that up.

 

[Altum Volantes]

Playfair I mean what happens when he gets reported?

They call in Makepeace.

 

[Jimmy 2 Shoes]

laycock

 

[jake_h03]

Setanta O'hailpin. I thought that would have been one of the First

Amon Buchanan
Alroy Gilligans a classic. GILLIGAN
Alipate Carlile
Cruize Garlett
Bradd Dalziell... like Brad-d. Like he's got a studder
Cale Morton
Tom Allwright is pretty funny..
Tarkyn is shocker
Cheynee Stiller...

The dogs have a few
Ayce Cordy. Ayce?
Andrejs Everitt
Jamason Daniels.. A rookie
Easton Wood


Buckleys kid... Jet. The kids gonna have a lot of pressure on him to perform with a name like that

 

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

Jaxson Barham.

 

[HBK619]

Jayden Post(Post for the footy element).
Alroy Gilligan(FANTASTIC NAME!)
Dean Putt(Putt, golf, get it?)
David Gourdis(Last name get's everybody, nobody knows the pronunciation)
Jed Adcock(Not only for the Jed, but ADCOCK!!! Classic question from Before The Game, "Does Jed Adcock take a calculator into the showers with him")
Tyson Goldsack(DUH!)
Jaxson Barham(Jaxson?)
Jarryn Geary(WTF?!?!)
Khan Haretuku(HOLY SHIT, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS NAME!)
Eljay Connors(Eljay, not L.J.)
Dustin Fletcher(Seems normal, but Dustin is a really awful name)
Danyle Pearce(Not Daniel)
Jarrhan Jacky(LOL)

Anyone else wanna have a go http://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/ft_players I got up to about M, but there were some I didn't choose to put up.

 

[doggaz]

Donald McDonald.

He must be proud of his parents!!!!!

 

[Bulldog Joe]

Essendon centre line in the early 90s was gold
Kickett - Long - Dick

Sheeds did like to name his side with some flair.

He also had a named centreline of Kickett-Long-Twomey.

 

[bomberandy]

Forgive me if any of these have already been posted

Myke Cook - Adelaide
Jarrhan Jacky - Adelaide
Bart McCulloch - Brisbane (Apparently after Bart Cummings)
Pearce Hanley - Brisbane
Rhan Hooper - Brisbane
Tobias Thoolen - Collingwood
Alwyn Davey - Essendon
Leroy Jetta - Essendon
Jobe Watson - Essendon
Kade Klemke - Essendon
Clancee Pearce - Fremantle
Clayton Hinkley - Fremantle
Dawson Simpson - Geelong
Bryn Wheadon - Geelong
Riley Milne - Hawthorn
Lynden Dunn - Melbourne
Addam Maric - Melbourne
Levi Greenwood - North Melbourne
Danyle Pearce - Port Adelaide
Cleve Hughes - Richmond
Robin Nahas - Richmond
Eljay Connors - St Kilda

 

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

Forgive me if any of these have already been posted

Leroy Jetta - Essendon

Disagree with that one. Leroy Jetta is a great name.

 

[__aria__]

cruize garlett is a sweet name

 

[lloydy1]

che cockatoo-collins

 

[Sloth]

Tarkyn Lockyer
Rupert Betheras

 

[emuboy]

A suburban club found itself embroiled in controversy a few years back, when the players given the task of supplying the surnames of the best three players to a newspaper gave the false names Mike, Hunt, Hertz. These don't look unusual on their own, but put them together! Maybe the players had watched Porkys the night before.

As for the AFL, you can practically put together a team of unusual names that might be thought amusing:

Danny Dickfoss (Bris B & Bris L)
Donald Dickie (Port Adel)
William Dicks (St K)
Willie Dick (Ess)
Graham Johncock (Adel)
Herbert Woodcock (S Melb)
Richard "Dick" Condon (Coll)
J Hiscock (Melb)
Jayson Laycock (Ess)
Les Meek (St K)
David Pretty (N Melb)
Donald McDonald (N Melb)
Ronald McDonald (Rich)
David Honeybun (Rich)
Sonny Coward (Ess)
Gary Cowmeadow (S Melb)
Frank Crapper (N Melb), Fred Crapper (Rich), Harry Crapper (Melb)
Robert Roberts (Fitz)

And two umpires from yesteryear would probably be thankful they aren't umpiring today - E Coward & H "Ivo" Crapp!

 

[RTBB]

digby morrell
barnaby french

 

[krayfesh]

Definitely Leroy Jetta.

Just for the Leroy Jenkins jokes.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Ronald McDonald (Rich)

Nice try . I do remember Ranald McDonald being a past president of Collingwood though.

 

[emuboy]

Nice try . I do remember Ranald McDonald being a past president of Collingwood though.

Ronald McDonald played 92 games and kicked 84 games for the Tigers in 1955-60. However, in those days there would have been nothing unusual about the name. To all men who have been given the name Ronald MacDonald since then, I hope you finished High School prior to the early 1980s.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Ronald McDonald played 92 games and kicked 84 games for the Tigers in 1955-60. However, in those days there would have been nothing unusual about the name. To all men who have been given the name Ronald MacDonald since then, I hope you finished High School prior to the early 1980s.

OK I'll pay that , though the footy books I've got all give his name as Ron McDonald. Doesn't sound nearly as ridiculous.

Plenty of other clowns have turned out in Richmond guernseys since then.

 

[nobbyiscool]

i'm pretty easy to please - anything penis related will get a laugh out of me...

both the Cox's.
any of the dicks
adcock
laycock (possibly the best of the lot)
johncock

 

[EBUS]

Mike Pyke

 

[Ron The Bear]

i'm pretty easy to please - anything penis related will get a laugh out of me...

Then you'd like

Arthur C o c k (St)
Dave Dick (St, Es & WB)
Dick Bliss (Sy)
Dick Wicks (St)
Marcus Glasscock (Me)
Wally O'C o c k (Ca)

 

[Jay-Z]

Jamason Daniels.. A rookie

Cruel parents. Probably named him after the drinks they were consuming on the night of his conception

 

[Scatter]

Misty Hymen

 

[Team Extreme]

There was a Cockshell at port.
Austin McCrabb at the cats